Makes you feel nauseous and retarded the next day

>NOOOOO! NOT MY HECKIN TUMMERINO! MY TUM TUM HURTS FROM TOO MUCH BEER BECAUSE IM A CHILD NEWFAG!!! HEEEELLLLLPPP FIT!!

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What like one beer every two weeks

If you’re such a narcissistic twink faggot that you can’t have 1-2 beers with dinner you don’t deserve to lift.

dont drink excessive
drink for taste, take your time to enjoy the beer properly, rather than just guzzling it down
>uhhh nuhhh im fewwwlliinngss nauseoosss, muh tummmyyss
just be less of a faggot

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>paces myself
heh, nothin personal

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In what way? What nutrition does it provide other than empty carbs?

warm feeling and dampens self hate

STFU eastoid

If you aren't a trampled on doofus you'll grow out of drinking yourself into a hangover by the time you're in your late twenties
If not, you become someone others feel pity for
Go belly up, loser

beer is pretty rough in sufficient quantities

If you're going to use the meme use it correctly you brainlet

How bad are 1-2 beers a day every day? If you are gonna meet your protein and calories needs.

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>Drinking more than your daily rum ration of 54.6% navy rum diluted with two parts water at noon and 5:00pm by the quartermaster under watch as part of your pay for serving aboard a naval vessel during pax brittanica

not gonna make it

You're a pussy if you don't have a few beers you've really earned on a hot day.

if one mug makes you dizzy the problem is not the beer user, it's your liver

true hefeweizen/wheat beer, not empty macro piss """beer"""

>if you don't have a few beers you've really earned on a hot day.

This is one thing that grates me about my hipster friends.

I do a lot of hot-weather shit (grew up in florida) and I can precisely tell you the best beer I ever had was a fucking corona with a lime stuffed in it after a dehydrating 2 hour swim in the hot sun

Lagers are looked down upon by the beer snobs, but they don't ever do anything extraneous enough to realize why lagers are so damn good

The situation elevates different beer styles like no other

Cold as fuck and not sweating? Nothing beats a good breakfast stout

fucking hot summer day of working outside forever? Give me a light refreshing beer, and it will taste damn better than anything I've ever had in my life

We have brewery runs around where I live, and I love doing a 5 or 10k and getting two beers as part of finishing the race

theres a brewery near me dedicated solely to making really fucking good lagers and adjacent styles and its so fucking nice to have that option

nothing better than a cold pint or two after playing football with the lads for 3 hours straight

>is more fun than alcohol
>has less negative health effects than alcohol
>lets you smash out a million reps without feeling a thing
>increases your appetite for maximum gains
>you feel fine afterwards if you're otherwise healthy
you're welcome kid

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>Lagers are looked down upon by the beer snobs, but they don't ever do anything extraneous enough to realize why lagers are so damn good

Couldn't agree with you more, man. I dug a drainage trench around a garden on one of the hottest days of the year back when I was eighteen and still think about the cold lager I had when I finished. Nothing can beat that.

nothing better than a cold beer when coming out of the sauna in summer, only to back in a few minutes later

scandinavianbros and slavbros will agree

>This is one thing that grates me about my hipster friends.

>I do a lot of hot-weather shit (grew up in florida) and I can precisely tell you the best beer I ever had was a fucking corona with a lime stuffed in it after a dehydrating 2 hour swim in the hot sun

>Lagers are looked down upon by the beer snobs, but they don't ever do anything extraneous enough to realize why lagers are so damn good

>The situation elevates different beer styles like no other

>Cold as fuck and not sweating? >Nothing beats a good breakfast stout

>fucking hot summer day of working outside forever? Give me a light refreshing beer, and it will taste damn better than anything I've ever had in my life

>We have brewery runs around where I live, and I love doing a 5 or 10k and getting two beers as part of finishing the race

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imagine posting from a soiPhone lmao

all i drink is PBRs :)

imagine being such a beta bitch boy that beer of all alcohols gives you a hangover

They also don't realise there is actually more skill to making a refreshing, crisp lager than their disgusting, over-hoppy hipster shit

you can drink a 12 pack and not be hungover?

lol liek
>me in 0s - me like milk
>me in 10s - me like soda
>me in 20s - me like beer
>me in 30s - me like milk
full circle baby hahaha back to baby hahah

> fortifies you with all your b vitamins except 12
Heh, nothing personal kid

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i wish all soihipsters knew

>personal
newfags

I FRIGGIN' LOVE BEER
I'M BASICALLY LEARNING HOW TO ADULT HERE

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Seriously hops became the antithesis of good beer for me after a while (not actually, I love all the new hop varieties, but you know what I mean). I homebrew all styles of beer, and the APA has been solidly replaced by the IPA which enrages me. APA is the perfect mix of hops, malt, and yeast characteristics (yes water too). IPA is hops forward, all else back; wheat beers, red ales, brown ales, all mostly malt-forward, other flavors backseat; saisons are mostly yeast-forward, everything else backseat. Stouts are LETS SEE HOW ALCOHOLIC I CAN MAKE IT AND STILL CALL IT CHOCOLATE (stouts are my favorite lel). Lots of different styles to choose from and I hate the IPA ONLY HOORA. I thought it was mostly hyperbole but I shit you not I had someone say to me "yeah I'm from colorado, we only enjoy good beer there. If it doesn't say IPA I won't drink it. If the IBUs and hops aren't absolutely blowing me away, I don't want to hear about it.". Like literal word for word.

What's with the beer shills. Fuck off heineken niggers

Drinking beer is to glory hole dick sucking as tasting wine is to slamming teenage pussy raw.
>perfect verbal SAT score, btw
You have no argument against this kind of truth.

>wine

lmao need a tampon with your glass

A beer a week keeps me from going insane, kind of like my protein shake.

Kys faggot, I’m riding glorious pussy at all times with a Paso Robles vintage in both hands. And my dick is very big.

Anyone tried GBH as a alcohol replacement? No hangovers, no calories, unknown health effects. Only problems seems to be that its extremely addictive and habit forming.

I disagree, but I can't argue with those cherished trips
*aggressively sucks an anonymous cock*

Daily reminder that beer is full of estrogen. Enjoy your new boobs, beerboys.

liverlet

Mostly true, but definitely makes you retarded long term

It took me a while before I recognized that tradition exists for a reason and that there's likely hidden value to a lot of things that we take for granted. It's easy to say that alcohol is 100% bad and that there's absolutely no reason to drink it, but then you have to reconcile how something that harmful has existed and played a large role in basically every single society for all of human history. The more nuanced view to take is that alcohol is more bad than good, but it's a useful social tool in bonding with old friends and making connections with new friends.

based

Checked. And before anyone tries to talk shit, here’s a list of the alcoholic beverage gods that humans have worshipped.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deities_of_wine_and_beer
And Jesus’ first power was to make wine. Don’t forget. One cannot go against the word of God.

>Beer? No thanks, it hurts my tummy.

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Sounds like you've got lots of experience with glory hole dick sucking.

Weed>alcohol

As a smoker, it's pretty great but if you smoke it you can't pretend there's no lung damage.