Get home

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Her name it's Cohen so...

She is just... strange

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Tell her I'm not looking to buy any roids

How'd it feel to piss on the deadlift platform?

Hang on, don't tell me you are a retarded natty?

Nice

Photoshop challenge?

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y-you are a big gal

Kek

>another framelet with horseface coping
Every fucking time.

She actually has monkey face, iirc pre gear use she had a more rounded less forward protruding face
Got I hate this girl, that style of glasses makes me want to punch anyone wearing it to look ironically fashionable. It look stupid unless it’s on an older person. 90% sure she pisses herself on purpose

It's a vagina
Never seen one, huh?

just imagine how much she'd squirt while you plow her

>heh, it’s a pussy, ever see one much?
You don’t normally see clits protruding through a bikini bottom, user. Good try though

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I bet she gives rimjobs and prostate massages. I would love one from her.

>Who took all my fucking steroids?
>Was it you, you little roided midget?
>Come here, and pay for them. No i'm not using a condom you're infertile now

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You are fucking the wrong gilrs, buddy

And you are fucking no girls, little guy

I'd try to play it cool and not weird her out by fangirling too hard and try to get to the gym with her and the Hybrid crew.

haha

Hanz, turn on the oven

I actually imagine this.
>Just finished my workout
>"Can't wait to get home to inject Test"
>See the door slightly open
>"Wtf"
>See this little womlet infront of my roids drawer

based. me too user

>dbol and var fragments around her mouth stuck to the foam
>she drops to all fours into a Smegle like crouch, a handful of syringes gripped in each hand
>suddenly, she takes notice of me
> her eyes scan my body, seemingly to take note of my size
>worried she’s gonna attack I get into position to defend
>but then I hear this slow hissing sound, and the room smells of asparagus
>confused I stare at the roid-beast
>it hits me that she has just urinated all over my floor
>a goal of my test pops out of her pussy
>she starts making a soft moaning sound
>initially still on edge, but then it dawns on me
>the piss beast is attempting to mate with me
>Oh okay is that what Stefi wants? You want sum dik? Sum fuk? Okay bitch
>I grab her by the hair and drenched in urine pussy and toss her onto my bed
>she expels significantly more pee
>the stench stings my nose and causes my eyes to water
>as I pop my cock out she scrambles forward and inspects it thoroughly
>a few final deep sniffs and she gets to work
>I can feel the var fragments cut my cock as she throats me, as if she just chewed them all in one go and swallowed without water
>Yeah that’s right pissbitch, suck that fucking Test dick
>not too long later I’m rock solid and she takes my dick out of her mouth with saliva running all down her chin
>pushing backwards her onto her back, I then grab her ankles and pull her forward to get ready to penetrate the piss beast, my cock resting gently atop of her pubic mound just feeling the hot piss on it

Continue?

With all the money she spent on gym memberships, she could have had her giant nose fixed. It's obvious she's overcompensating for a comment somebody made back in middle school...

KEKK
Please do

This is gold

Implying I'm going much anywhere but to buy food and to gym at night.
But if something like that were to happen and californian female gear gorilla would have somehow gotten inside my flat I would probably just ask her to leave.

I'm so horny and lonely that I would fuck and cuddle with her all night long and give her lots of kisses

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>looking up from my pulsating roid cock, admiring every detail of her body down to each and every muscle striation, I lock eyes with her
>the piss goblin makes a vulnerable expression and noticeably blushes through her red paper thin gear skin
>I smile knowing she’s not ready
>slowly rubbing my cock, engulfing it in piss juice, I stimulate her throbbing 3” clit
>I come to rest the head against her piss coated vaginal opening, allowing each heart beat to make my cock twitch slightly between her labia
>done with this teasing, neither of us seeming to be able tot she anymore I pull my hips and with all my accumulated strength from years of squats and deadlifts and cycle after cycle I plunge my thunder cock into the piss beast
>almost instantly I’m welcomed into her hobbit hole with a wave of piss
>I bask in it, now accustomed to the putrid stench
>she lets out a load moan
>I’m soaked, head to toe, dripping wet
>I stroke the piss beast mercilessly, each thrust of my flesh sword smacking what I can only assume is her cervix and not another vial of my test, pumping out increasingly more piss each time
>before long my entire room is completely blanketed in a nice layer of piss
>while still inside her I grab her by the shoulders and flip her onto her belly
>the entire time she’s breathing heavily and moaning and whimpering, just pissing like a loose sprinkler
Will write more after cardio if it’s wanted

Only right answer, let her know, Brad.

Based. Doing 30 minute cardio while on roids it's heart based and cardiovascular redpilled.

Dude get out I'll fucking shoot you

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based poet

There will be porn of this eventually

>mom found the roid drawer

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Hi son

>puke
>Sir what are you doing in my house?
>blargh
>I'm getting my gun

I'd gas that kike

What a disgusting looking "woman."

Why is she called a pisser?

Why is she called a pisser?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>mistake her for a man and shoot her with my concealed carry handgun
God bless America.

Throw her a shirt, and tell her to go make me dinner

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Too late

Can you help me work on a meal plan?

i dunno, have sex i guess lol i havent sexed since november so thats the thing i would do

hey girl. Its that the art of war or the art of loving behind you?

golem get ye gone

She pissed when she did a deadlift