You're at a party and this guy asks you

You're at a party and this guy asks you
>why are you fuckin here man
How do you respond ?

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>lift him

Kill him.

I brought the shrooms.

to have a good time my man! what about you?

FPBP

"Im here to fuck your girlfriend"

The girls brought me here so they can say that I'm their boyfriend so people like you don't hit on them

He responds to you
>ugh you're so old, what are you doing here ? >Don't you have a wife or a family ?

>lift him again

Listen you rat fuck I didn't come here to play 20 questions with a fucking frat boy I came to get wasted and get lucky now are you here to do the same or are we going to get rowdy

Kind of had this happen to me Saturday night. I went to a party and I legit was the oldest one there till some kid's dad started partying with me.

Some kid asked what the fuck I was doing there saying I was old. I rolled a blunt and was letting everyone smoke it, but told him he couldn't after that kek.
The dad also said I was the biggest guy at the party so you win some you lose some.

omae wa mou shindeiru

based

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So did you fuck the dad or what

How old are you ? How old were the kids ?

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That’s hot. I wanna know too.

hit him

>Falling for the patriarchy's idea of family
Um no, sweetie.

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"who the fuck is you lil nigga" and get closer to him, get ready to rumble

...and you just proved you have never EVER been to a party. People don't talk like this, fucking loser

*munches on chips* you are getting pretty old, dude

I’m not that old ~;(

I just turned 23 a month ago exactly. My buddy who's 20 invited me.
Turned out everyone there was 18-21 and the girl hosting the party was fucking 17.

I was trying to get next on the beer pong table. This dude rolls in at like midnight, yells at me "you the biggest guy here". I was like I think so? Told me that I was bitch now, and inherently everyone else at the party was now his bitch too"
Shit was a weird night. I started calling sir and he told me to fuck off. "I'm a gangsta not a sir"
We live in Iowa and he's whiter than fuck.

You are officially uninvited to this Sat. corona bash.

>partying with zoomies

ehh.

Dilate

Then you proceed to get jumped by him and all his buddies

Yeah, worst part was that I couldn't talk to any girls because I was afraid they were underage. They even had a designated fuck room.

Why are any of us here?

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I came here to learn to lift. Now I stay for the culture

Is 23 really too old to go to college parties anymore?

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Reminder that your attractiveness to women fades after 30. She’ll move onto the hot young chad as soon as you start balding.

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Snack effron

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Always punch the loudmouth right in his fucking face.

>Not living in a country where AoC is 16
Do Americans really...?

Zac big mac effron

Zac too fat for crack Effron

>2020
>being a pedo

Zack “High school doughboy” Effron

Depends on who's there. If it were 20+ folks there it would of been more enjoyable.

>2013+7
>Actually having to worry about underage poon
>p-p-pedo!!
Oh the cope, the desperate, SCRABBLING cope

Zack “218lbs again” Effron

>why yes I talk to girls who are mentally handicapped compared to my age group, how could You tell

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YOU FUCKIN' WOT M8!!!!!

Kek'd

Zac cardiac attack effron

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Zack “fat watch” Effron

Tell that’s a good point because I’d rather be anywhere else and go home to get good sleep and actually recover from my workout

Welcome to Dave-Land !

based. have a cute girl basedanon-chan

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>implying I would be at a party

>G-girl
yeah... no thanks man thanks though

girl (male)

i shit myself and run

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>implying i aint with my squad

ROWDY IT IS

lmfao what a loser you are dude. Cause talking to girls is illegal yeah sure... and most of them would be 18 to 20 and you still didn't make a move. just admit you're a giant fucking loser

Gibglibgababsvskglig

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YOLO CRYSTAL FANTASY WAS BETTER

Lmao I fucked the brains out of a 22 year old earlier this year, several times.
I ditched her before she fucked with my brain because she turned out to be fucking volatile and crazy.

I'm 29, by the way. Granted, there's people who think I'm 23-25 so I guss I have that going on for me.