>Be an 50 year old veteran Roman man who traveled in the known world and marked by the many battles he fought and the victoried he bringed
>be assaulted by the senate with daggers in surprize
>Still manages to fight back and to kill one man and wound five others
How did he do it, lads ?
especially at his old age and condition
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>Still manages to fight back and to kill one man and wound five others
Citation?
pretty sure caeser was a hairlet
obsessed
Caesar trained everyday, running, swimming, wrestling, etc. He also took the sunpill and used to sunbath. He was pretty active and had a sinewy physique. Cicero recalls watching Caesar exercising in the beach daubed with olive oil as a majestic view.
By the way, Marcus Antonius was a hulk of a man and wore a shorter toga to show off his huge calves.
>bringed
he was into fitness, he used to force march his men, leading on foot from the front. nigga was old as fuck and outperforming the hastati.
one of history's greatest chads
>Still manages to fight back and to kill one man and wound five others
Fake news. By all accounts Caesar died crying like a bitch.
He was also a great writer
youtube.com
>Hastati
They were banned after the marian reforms
>As Caesar arrived at the Senate, Lucius Tillius Cimber presented him with a petition to recall his exiled brother. The other conspirators crowded round to offer their support. Caesar waved him away, but Cimber grabbed Caesar's shoulders and pulled down Caesar's toga. Caesar then cried to Cimber, "Why, this is violence!" ("Ista quidem vis est!").
>At the same time, Casca produced his dagger and made a glancing thrust at the dictator's neck.
>Caesar turned around quickly and caught Casca by the arm.
>"Casca, you villain, what are you doing?"
>Casca, frightened, shouted "Help, brother!" in Greek ("ἄδελφε, βοηθεῖ", "adelphe, boethei").
Imagine being reflexed-mogged by a surrounded 56 years old man that you have to cry for your brother's help.
The other senators were mostly also old farts who probably just sat around in italy jerking off 99% of the time while ceasar was out on campaigns being at least semi-active his whole life.
>Casca aimed a blow at Caesar's throat, but Caesar, well-known for his lightning reactions, wrenched his toga from Tillius' grasp and the blow miscarried, only wounding him in the chest. Then, sprining from his seat, he whirled round to grab Casca's hand and rammed his writing stylus into his arm. The man yelled in Greek to his brother standing nearby.
The Chad Caesar vs the Virgin Casca
The only Casca I know is a brown qt with PTSD after she got gangbanged by BIG DEMON COCK.
>Still manages to fight back and to kill one man and wound five others
I want this to be true op but I doupt it since I have never read anything about that ever happening.
KEK
>For it is said that he received twenty-three; and many of the conspirators were wounded by one another, as they struggled to plant all those blows in one body.
Reminder that the BASED SENATORS stabbed this wannabe king in the penis and balls.
Based
This look like the syrian province who was very green a this period, in fact even all of north africa was green and the mauritania province and egypt province was considered the breadbasket of the empire
>no matter how much you lift you can never save Caesar
Non nocent, fratres
"Casca, you villain, what are you doing"
Kek what a CHAD
no wonder, everyone wants to have the title Caesarand wants to be roman
How did we have from 356 BC to 33BC three of the most influential people to ever walk the earth and now in the last 2000 years there hasn't been a single person to even be worth remembering their name?
It was generally a lot easier to shake things up back then, not so much these days.
That doesn’t make him less based
stop with this weeb shit tho
>Blonde romans
Kys
Are you implying blonde romans did not exist you fucking retard
it was a very very rare minority like (0.1 %)
yet in this pic, they are like 30 %
when the romans conquered gaul and germania, they were shocked of how pale and blonde were the germanics and gauls
They also noticed that to ressemble gauls they needed to chalk their faces
Whom do we consider Roman's? The original inhabitants of modern Lazio? Campagnia? All of modern Italy? Surely northern Latins at the time had a sizable populous with north european traits
Northern italy was settled by many germanic people like the goths, lombards, etc..
The original romans are central italians
southern italy was settled by many greeks at this time
The Romans had plenty of Nordic genes, many of their early consuls and dictators are noted to have had fair eyes or hair- just not as prevalent across the population as Germans or Celts.
>in the last 2000 years there hasn't been a single person to even be worth remembering their name?
There are plenty you delusional weeb.
Literally the last great Swede. He's spinning in his grave at how cucked that country is now.
Fair eyes and light brown hair is not a nordic trait, even a lot of middle easterners have a lot of clear eyes (research has suggested that blue eyes come from mesopotamia)
especially when romans and thick black eyebrows like pic related
As i said light eyes and light brown hair is also a med trait also like pic related
>it was a very very rare minority like (0.1 %)
Source : my asshole
>they were shocked of how pale and blonde were the germanics and gauls
Source : my asshole
>They also noticed that to ressemble gauls they needed to chalk their faces
Source : my gaping asshole
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST RUIN MY AUTISTIC FANTASY OF A HYPERBOREAN SUPERRACE THAT DID LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN HISTORY NOOOO!!!
>For my own part, I agree with those who think that the tribes of Germany are free from all taint of inter-marriages with foreign nations, and that they appear as a distinct, unmixed race, like none but themselves. Hence, too, the same physical peculiarities throughout so vast a population. All have fierce blue eyes, red hair, huge frames, fit only for a sudden exertion. They are less able to bear laborious work. Heat and thirst they cannot in the least endure; to cold and hunger their climate and their soil inure them.
Tacitus
> th' approaching Gauls,
>Obscure in night, ascend, and seize the walls.
>The gold dissembled well their yellow hair,
>And golden chains on their white necks they wear.
>Gold are their vests; long Alpine spears they wield,
>And their left arm sustains a length of shield.
Aeneid
>During the early years of the Roman Empire, blond hair was associated with prostitutes.cThe preference changed to bleaching the hair blond when Greek culture, which practiced bleaching, reached Rome, and was reinforced when the legions that conquered Gaul returned with blond slaves
>Almost all the Gauls are of tall stature, fair and ruddy, terrible for the fierceness of their eyes, fond of quarrelling, and of overbearing insolence.
Ammianus Marcellinus
Romans were not blonde. They were IndoEuropean peoples of swarthy complexion like the Celts that habitated Spain or Britain.
>Literally the last great Swede
No, but definitely one of the greatest ever.
We have Elon Musk now
retard
im justly against the idea of the nordic roman meme
Romans were olive skinned, brown or black haired and Brown and light eyed
not him but
*the velites
no dude, demographics changed. "Turks" weren't turks either.
that's true
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Demographics cant change past - 500
maybe before -500 it can but it take too much time to change demographics
also anatolian turks are oguz turks,
oghuz turks are caucasoids
I am pretty sure Turkish peoples are of Mongoloid origin. Anatolian Turks are mostly Greek. Anatolia is the Greek homeland.
You can't just put a quote with no source retard
You can easily copy and past the quate on your browser and find out that it is from The life of Caesar (Parallel Lives) by Plutarch, one of the staples of Roman historiography, lazy fuck.
Knights fought in battles in their 70s and 80s. Visigoths too. Old age meaning weakness is a modern invention.
>was a very very rare minority like (0.1 %)
Lmao. Common core.
>widely renowned as one of the greatest conqueror
>name forever emblazed in glory
>l-lol he was a hairlet!
this is your brain on Yas Forums
is there a more patrician actor role?
Turks were in Anatolia and the Middle East way before Constantinople fell.
COPE, t*rkroach.
original turks were hapas
thats nordicist revionism
also i hate roach too ypu snownigger
WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIEET
how do you explain the fact they were shocked by the blondeness of celts and germanics ?
>90% of Roman leaders just happened to have blond hair and colored eyes
Imagine being this delusional
First one I check
>Based on scientific reconstructions of his official painted busts, Caligula had brown hair, brown eyes, and fair skin.
WE WUZ
WE
holy shit snownigger are blacks stealing egypt tier
>Nero the neckbeard