Ahh the eternal conundrum

Ahh the eternal conundrum.

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take the chocolate
throw away the condom
initiate sexual intercourse with the goal of reproduction

Girlfriend chocolate will eventually lead to girlfriend sex, it is simply a matter of waiting, unless you are an autistic incel who can't keep women around, then just pump and dump

I'm carnivore and sugar ruins my skin so I just feed her the chocolate and have raw prone bone sex.

Friendship sex can also lead to girlfriend sex. Actually, figuring out early on that you are sexually compatible is important for a relationship.

Fornication is a sin, and chocolate is only nice when shared.
So neither, for now.
Also, how the fuck did she get her hands on the chocolate?

Friendship sex is the best sex, makes you feel like Adonis.

>sugar

what kind of brainlet ultimatum is this

If you girlfriend doesnt want to have sex with you, then shes doing it with someone else.
Whay kind of relashionship doesnt involve sex?

Friendship sex. Fuck her, and when you’re done she’ll either be easy to convince to just give you the chocolate or you can just take it and she probably won’t say anything. Don’t even want the chocolate just like the power trip of getting both because I can

> what is asexuality

a literal made up meme
do u unironically believe theres a biological creature that doesnt EVER want to have sex

Girlfriend chocolate, then girlfriend cuddle and maybe girlfriend sex ;););)
Pretty based too.

"Asexuality" can only mean "doesn't ever want to have sex" if "sexuality" implies "never doesn't want to have sex." I don't think you understand the concept of asexuality.

>a sign of an unhealthy body or mental trauma
Sex drive is a normal part of being a 13-60 year old. And most healthy relationships involve it.

> And most healthy relationships involve it.
> most
Okay, glad we're on the same page.

Different user. I think you're retarded.

Weak b8, try harder

>"Asexuality" can only mean "doesn't ever want to have sex" if "sexuality" implies "never doesn't want to have sex."

No, you fucking mongoloid.

maybe you're genuinely mentally slow
i was gonna call u some names but it seems wrong to abuse someone who cant actually think
i recommend not posting

You don't understand how identities work. Any binary label like that will necessarily be no more than an approximation, simply due to the nature of how words and word images fucking work. You're arguing from an unnecessarily strict perspective. Setting aside the fact that, yes, it's entirely plausible for a person to experience no pleasure from having sex, and thus become conditioned to having no sexual drive or desire, here's a hypothetical: if a person only ever feels like having sex once every ten years, is it more accurate to label them as sexual or asexual? Throw a dart at the fucking wall, where's it gonna stick.

post body you stupid faggot

imagine being such an autistic twignecked nigger u unironically post something like this on Yas Forums
me and my boys are laughinga t you right now LOL

It's going to stick in the fucking wall. Unless it's a shit dart, or a worse throw.

>sex outside of marriage
ngmi

Based

Mister Prime Minister Abe Shinzo there are few if none Japanese posters in Yas Forums, your efforts should be spent elsewhere.

lel

>You don't understand how identities work. Any binary la-

Unironically kill yourself.

I see a little girl on that drawing. Burn in hell, you fucking degenerate.

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Jesus, take a load of this dude.

>me and my boys are laughinga
You dumb niggers,....you will die if you don't isolate.

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>That blush
She's down for both, possibly at the same time.

All my relationships went from friendship sex to girlfriend chocolate and sex.

Do people really consider themselves boyfriends and girlfriends without fucking first?

Rape

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Do people really engage in the ultimate act of intimacy with someone before having any sort of real relationship with them?

FPBP

Bro it's just sex. Funny enough girls will let you fuck them and at the same time get mad for kissing her saying "dont be kissing me like I'm your girlfriend".

Bitch my cock is inside your pussy, and you're getting mad at me for kissing you

If only chinktoids/gooks/japs actually looked like that, maybe they wouldn't be so bad.

Neither, I just want my enemies to die

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>Bro it's just sex.

>brainlet.jpg

Girls are Reverse-Gokumode.

dumb that stupid bitch for trying to ruin my cut

A huge cope perma virgins use

accurate
simp

>sex is the most intimate connection between a man and a woman and everytime you have sex you're splitting your soul with that person making it harder to soul bond with your future potential partners leading to high divorce rates single mothers and children being raised in imbalance households becoming delinquent adolescents effectively ruining the future generations all because you didnt understand the importance of sex

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Is "friendship sex" her backup to save face and still get laid in case her girlfriend chocolate gets rejected?
She sounds like used goods; I hope she finds salvation in the Lord's hands.

Virginity is Sacred and is to be Protected.

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if i take the girlfriend chocolate, does that mean someone else will get the friendship sex?

user, she's a cartoon...

No; she's offering both to YOU. Good News first or last? Oh, Bad news first?

>there are few if none
tard

Getting a valentines day card has always been one of my big goals. So chocolate.

Kek

nice filename bro :))

Abe isn't talking to you, english teacher

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lel

this drawing is pretty good and cute

it's so quintessentially japanese

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All food is better than condom "sex"