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Fatty regeneration edition

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Okay, so then what is gaining what your body didn't already have? Super healing?

They think they're 5Xmen

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Just like how if you sever a limb it grows back. That's just how the body is meant to work.

Most of the fatty stuff is just extreme cope on the fat peoples part but this is straight up mental illness now. What the fuck.

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kek

if that were true people would just keep growing bigger like a crocodile

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She would actually be pretty if she was skinny. Such a shame

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>230 lbs
>runs 9.5 miles an hour
RIP knees
I hope she's at least 7 feet tall.

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Where do they get these numbers? It's not like the make videos of themselves running.

Bullshit

Kek, I had a buddy in high school who used to be obese, I taught him workouts and diet, lost over 100 pounds. One day we were working on his truck, and he was wearing an old shirt him mom had bought him. I glanced and saw a bunch of Xs, he looked too, and we both just had this 5 minute laughing fit on his fucking XXXXXL shirt, fuckers figured they had the space and literally printed every fucking X on the neck. Coming up on 30 y.o. and he's kept it off.

a 9:30 mile isn't that fast desu

Hot take heaping delusion upon delusion upon delusion.

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Fat is the future shitlords, wake up. In the future, the machines will enslave the fats and imprison them in bioelectric battery prisons. The prisons will drain small amounts of lard from each fat every day, and by the next day their genetics have already replicated enough fat cells to have fully replaced the missing fatness, even if they don't eat anything. Perfect, self-sustaining infinite energy devices. It's like the matrix, but with fats. Fatrix.

A 9:30 mile is literal untrained tier...

I recently broke up with my ex of two years and using tinder is starting to wear on me.
The amount of girls who are: blue eyes or green eyes, nice nose and good bone structure but then what are seems to be 40% body fat or higher is completely depressing. Not to mention the amount of women with tattoos and dyed hair, and many children. I keep telling myself this is a bad sample because all the decent women are taken but it’s draining.

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you’ll find her bro.

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If you weight 300lbs, I'd imagine you'd get winded very quickly.

Now?
Mate this has been going on for quite a while.

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We'll see if you're still here when Corona tan waves adieu, retard.
Meanwhile, question for burger Yas Forums, are all burgers this fat or does corona tan really have it in for the fatties? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8189707/Detroit-nurse-53-twice-refused-coronavirus-test-dead-COVID-19-home.html

Those who aren't desperate fat whores with mental issues aren't on tinder. Wait for the pandemic to blow over and then get into fit activities where you can meet fit girls. If that doesn't work, hit up handicraft stores. Spot a cutie, tell her you're looking for some yarn or fabric for your mom and have no idea where to start.

It is if you weight 230lbs

check your math my dude.

Incorrect, she is a literal garbage person

Match or hinge.

It’s like 6.32mph

Come to think of it, these threads haven’t been getting filled up with degenerate feeder “porn” recently. Were we being raided?

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Why do these people never look normal

Dont forget to self improve. Things will come your way after, brother.

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It's like 6.3 MPH, but still fattys gonna fat

9.5 minute mile, so not that hard. When I was fat I could do similar.

Bullshit, Texas hasn't done last meals in almost a decade. How old is that article?

aye tinder is never the answer, tho if you do wear a condom
in due time this will all pass you got this bro

The process of creating and transporting food would require way more energy than you could ever get burning human blubber. Whale hunters didn't keep the whales as pets.

Why is she apologizing for buying groceries at Walmart? Considering the whole post is a lie, its not like she has shame.

Fake

politifact.com/article/2014/oct/27/debunked-texas-prisoner-cannibal-didnt-request-chi/

>These people get to legally take steroids guilt-free and they don't even lift.

i lost 140 lbs but it didnt help me impress women so i gained like 120 back

>I lost weight so why am I not drowning in pussy

Losing is 20% the work dumbass

these threads used to make me laugh, but now they’re just sad. I fell into a year long depression, gained 60 pounds, and at my worst I couldn’t force myself to stop eating and work out. It’s easy to hate fatties when you’re not in their shoes, but what they have is a disease and they need help. Not acceptance, but help.

They need to stop being fat. They're probably depressed because they're fat and inactive.

(x) Doubt

take the snakepill and fast my dude

Every single person who regains weight after a diet do it soley because tgey go back to eating the same shitty diet of more than 2500 kcal a day. A person who exercises frequently and eats 1800-2300 kcal everyday will not be fat.

extended fasts don’t work for me. currently doing 48 hours between meals and am down 25 pounds.

>even if they don't eat anything
Fat comes from genetics. Dieting does nothing. You don't have to feed them they merely grow and grow, defying the laws of thermodynamics. Fats are truly god's miracle children.

how the fuck do her elbows bend that way, it's a hinge joint

>5Xmen

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this gif makes me laugh like a retard
thank you for this post

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