Can anyone recommend a good suicide method???

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Imagine getting emotionally attached to worldly entities.

>Then don’t talk to me mate. It’s much better to have never had love, than to find love just to have it snatched away.
>Because now I know how good life can be. Its better than any drug, any high. And I know I will never be that happy again.

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Since this is the official r9k thread, how do I get a gf lads?
I already got the six pack and I'll buy a car soon, however I am 5'7 and have no social life. Tinder aint working much.

First post based post

Go back to Yas Forums where you belong

If this is bate fuck you.

If it isnt: Last July my ex girlfriend of 3 years began getting distant. She wouldn't stay over at my house, even though she practically lived here during the relationship. She started clubbing, and boozing, making new friends of both genders almost everytime she went out. Her time went towards alcohol and her new "friends". within the last week of me seeing her she told me she booked a solo flight to europe for 3 weeks.

I knew what was coming, but i didnt want to believe it. days later she sat me down and broke up with me. I was devasted, she was the first person i had ever loved. I could turn to her for anything. It was cozy having the "one". I honestly don't know why she checked out all of the sudden.

She sent me a text like yours, but much worse. Instead of talking about our two amazing anniversary, our trip to the Dominican or the countless hours we would spend together, she brought up the worst.

Years of guilt and regret from reading off each small mistake i made during the course of the relationship ate away at me.

I said my goodbye and blocked her on all social media, including her phone number. it was easier for me this way.

But im not going to let an extreme low define who i was going to be, and let me tell you user, neither are you.

your going to spend some time crying it out, suffer as much as you feel you need, but remember you have a new life to build. a life free of rules or judgment. Do you want to get fucking jacked? then open a notbook right now and lay out your diet plan and workout plan. Read it like the bible, practice it as if your life depends on it, find meaning in growing your physical and mental being because i promise youre going to come out of this valley standing on the highest hill.

we are all going to make it.

you sound sad bro. be confident, you mention your height because obviously you're insecure about it, but whatever man get over and actually practice not to worry about it. people read energy far better than you realize, and you might realize it if you pay attention to how you read energy off others. I hate repeating the same shit you've always heard, but be confident in yourself, live yourself, make yourself better, care about yourself, and the rest will come easy. focus on being a good person and having a good life. focus is the important part. I believe in you and I hope you make it.

Had basically the same thing happen to me some time ago. I was absolutely devastated for a straight year, lost all my confidence and 'progress' I made during the relationship . About three days after a year had passed, I was banging an absolute whore after being dry the entire time, and now a few months later, I'm talking to another sweet, not whoreish girl. Only could've done anything once I got over it. I tried to force it for a while, asked out probably fifty women, but I was such a fucking wreck trying to get validation that I might as well had 'pathetic and low T' painted on my forehead.

My recommendation: Never talk to her again. She is dead to you. Anons tried to tell me this when I was blubbering, and I didn't listen, and I hate myself for being such a complete bitch about it, trying to resurrect it or hold out hope she'd change her mind. Being real emotionally vulnerable with her even after she stabbed me and spit on me and left me for some guy who's got at least 10 years on the both of us.

Get fucking angry, get fucking lean, get off your fucking computer and run and lift and push yourself into something. Whatever you think caused it, especially if was because you ain't much of a man like I was, the only thing, THE ONLY THING that's gonna put your mind at peace is leaving that faggot in the dust and becoming someone you respect, you love, you want. Fuck her, build yourself anew, build your life, and let the memories fly into the wind like the dying blossoms of a yoshino cherry. Fuck the memory, take the lesson, be a man.

This as well.

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4plate bench with suicide grip no warmup no spot.
>tfw you will never die fighting for a Valhalla tier bench
>tfw life has no purpose

Yeah I haven't got laid in four months I'm sad as fuck. Being confident is such meme advice tho. What use is it if I'm not interacting with anyone?
I'm not bad at talking in person but I don't have anyone to talk to and my social media endeavors always end in failure. I'm too used to reading people's faces to communicate properly through text.

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This isn’t how she ended it. She started having a breakdown because she has PTSD and got super angry at me when I wanted to have a discussion about birth control. She left the house and I thought it was just a fight but I texted her today and she sent this...

Lovely picture m'nigga *tips*. Mind if I save it to my galleries for future use?

Thanks :)

Nigga she sucking another dick

lifting until your heart explodes or your fine a replacement for that hole.

VERY TRUE

Then I would certainly not talk to her. Whatever you do, don't demean or debase or beg. I got no heart in the matter obviously, but I would be pretty 'aight, go' in response.

This man also knows..

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I doubt, she had been like that since I met her. She had always been extremely bipolar but I guess I got so caught up in the highs w her I wasn’t ready for the low..

>killing your self over a woman

ngl kinda cringe bro

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you deserve someone who isn't fucky in the dome

You're better off. Legitimately.

>She sent me a text like yours, but much worse. Instead of talking about our two amazing anniversary, our trip to the Dominican or the countless hours we would spend together, she brought up the worst.

Sounds like you're better off, that sounds cruel as fuck.

>making excuses for her
nigga she sucking off someone else as we speak deal with it
why do people have such a hard time dealing with this

>for now
>leaves the door open so she can come crawling back in case chad fucks her up a little too hard
see thots aren't stupid they just put all their skillpoints into manipulation and deciet

>>Then don’t talk to me mate. It’s much better to have never had love, than to find love just to have it snatched away.
>>Because now I know how good life can be. Its better than any drug, any high. And I know I will never be that happy again.
>it's better to be utterly worthless to women, than to be in-between gf's.
Sure thing pal. You'll be miserable for a bit before finding a new gf and forgetting all of this anyway. While you're getting soft from being around a woman, i'll be training for Valhalla. Probably won't see you there.

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Im not going to say she was the worst, or that i regret the time we had spent together, but im much happier being single now.

I ended things with a girl I thought was 'the one' a month ago. We took some time apart, saw other people and when I tried to talk again she said she couldn't because of the new guy she was seeing.

It took a month of going back and forth, heavy drinking, letting down the other girl, writing a novel of an angry letter without sending it and beating myself up. But I've moved on, cut all ties I had to her, deleted everything connected to her. She was poison to my goals, and a manipulative child. Best decision I made in a long time.

Don't hold on to her, OP. She walked out and couldn't save things for her own weakness. Take your weakness and use it to push yourself to be stronger

I had a couple of gfs. Don't miss em but miss having a gf very hard. Yeah they all feel special, cause they all are, you'll never find someone quite like her but you'll forget her and find someone else.
definitely beats being a virgin loser that life sucks. heartbreaks are worth the fun

You need to read The Art of the Feel my friend, helped me quite a bit to realize it's not about confidence, it's about authenticity

You better be like, 14 man, cause this is embarrassing as fuck

where the fuck are the mods. stop allowing this fucking garbage here.

All these guys talking about she was "the one". Why didnt you propose then?

>ugh my life is, like, so hard, this girl, like broke up with me! like OMG even though im just gonna go have sex a lot more and get more gfs im gonna kill myself!

exit bag

>whining about your normalcattle problems on a chechen flute carving forum
>calling others embarrassing

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My post is the massive wall of text about the last message and our trip to the dominican.

I didn'y propose because I was 21 years old, and wasnt ready for that commitment (especially half way through school)

we were broke anyways.

fpbp

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then don't communicate through text and stop worrying about social media. I don't know how to explain to you how I think without sounding like a douche. I'm not confident most of the time, but I'm working on it. I hate texting, it seems dumb to me, a waste of time, and unless it's a natural flow its just too much effort. that's what I'm trying to say though, why are you putting effort into this, girls and people in general can feel when you are putting effort into messaging, for example. and it's weird. it will always be weird to put effort into replies, and into "coming up with conversations". just stop. just do things around the house, read, lift, browse the internet for things you like, think and write what you think. while you do all this you can still be in contact with people but it will be less but it will be genuine. here's my example. I'm not that confident but I am way more confident when I'm content with what I'm doing and what I've gotten done. I talk to two girls right now, one is a really good friend and we have sex. the other is just a girl I might be interested in but I know I will have to stop having sex with the other girl first for a while. anyway, obviously I haven't gone out in at least 3 weeks due to the virus. I just do my thing at home. I clean, I work on the yard, I lift, I mess around with my brother and sister, I cook, I make them snacks, I clean other things, I do all the chores I can, I browse Yas Forums and dive into a bunch of different articles and videos, and I've been much happier than when I was wage slaving daily. so what happened with these girls? nothing, we talk every day, with my friend a little more just random things she thinks about or I think about, sometimes I don't reply because I don't have a reply, whatever.

then she might message me something totally different, maybe I'll send her an interesting link and we exchange a few messages about that, we always say goodnight. I send pics of my dogs, or cats. the other girl, less in common but we bullshit every night, mostly funny sarcastic shit, sometimes for 30 minutes before I go to bed, sometimes messages throughout the day. if I'm doing something like mopping, I don't reply until I'm done. if I'm lifting I don't reply until I'm done. if I'm hanging out with my sister or brother, I don't read or reply to messages. I'm just being me and that makes me happy, and I don't try because who cares. I have so much to do for myself that it doesn't matter. yet I can tell the second girl is liking me more and more, and I don't even know if I like her or if I just like the hunt. anyway just do you man. I was on bumble before and that shit is horrible. fucked and met cool girls but it's so much work. keeping up, faking interest, remembering details about different girls I have on snapchat, and for what? I was way sadder when I was doing that and getting all this attention and messages than right now. just my two cents man

cry more m'nigga *tips*

Hey man I know you’re still a teenager but it’s not an excuse
Sex and intimacy are among the most important human needs. Trying to pretend otherwise is a massive cope.

Lol then dont call her the one. If you're really that broke get her a promise ring

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS

do you really think an expensive ring and a wedding will magically solve the underlying issues in these relationships? if anything proposing would make things worse.

Forget about this roastie and find someone new. I’ve been through it. I lost fourth pounds and have a way better relationship now. You’ll look back on this time and cringe, bud. I did a number of stupid things after my most recent breakup, but then I moved across the country for school so who tf cares lmao.

This is my ex btw

I miss her so much it hurts...

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>Get broken up with
>Lift heavy
>Eat well
>Find work
>Develop career skills
>Get the job you like that gives you enough money and free time to live
>Go around the world
>Do cool stuff
>Bump into ex girlfriend
>Mog the fuck out of her

This is THE only sensible way to deal with a breakup user.

If you were serious you'd just put a shotgun in your mouth. Go back, not up, don't blow your face off. Brain stem's between your ears, then a little bit back and down. Better to miss low than high.

Because neither of us had graduated college yet, and I was trying to reconcile my life plan with a wife which was never in the calculations. Plus we hadn't moved in together. Your concept of the one can change immensely once you share the same space as each other for more than a few days at a time

Oooooooof yeah I bet fucking her is really cool

But honestly man there are billions of women and getting really heartbroken is a bitch move

>reconcile my life plan with a wife which was never in the calculations
pretty gay life plan desu

She's ugly and has that shitty piercing that guarantees she's a mentally ill feminist.

I’m 22 man I feel like my life is almost over.

I’m working on my body but I have no hope for my financial situation I still have a year left for my degree and my parents are cutting me off soon

and I have no savings like only 10k and only like a $260,000 trust fund barely enough for a house

A ring, if she accepts it, at least makes women feel secure, and tells her that this relationship isnt one that is just two people experimenting and dating. If shes really the one, you should be trying to lock her down permanently. At least that's what I did

>Hey man I know you’re still a teenager
You have way to much faith in me. I'm already in my 20's.

>Sex and intimacy are among the most important human needs. Trying to pretend otherwise is a massive cope.
And not fulfilling these needs leaves an underlying feeling of misery that can be put towards self-improvement. It's self-improve or deepthroat a shotgun, and i haven't done the latter thus far.

Christ on a cross, you're weeping over an absolute fucking ho. Take this shit back to facebook.

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You dodged a bullet right there mate

Piercings are hot as fuck man. Also she had a great female doomer aesthetic That I loved. And she was arrested for shoplifting and is an alcoholic and cut and tried to kill herself and has been to a mental hospital 3x before. Exactly my type man. For me she was perfect...

I do my shit every day. Work out, study, play piano, among a bunch of stuff I do every day. It's not like I'm depressed staring at the ceiling wondering all day why my life sucks so much, I wonder that shit while I'm running, reading or learning french.
I try cause nothing happens when I don't try. Nothing happens when I try either. Sometimes I get laid out of coincidence, but I can't make it happen when I need it. That's what brings me down, I'm hot so girls use me sometimes but I can't figure out how to make it happen on my own, so I go for long ass dry spells and that shit makes me miserable. Maybe it shouldn't but it's not something I can help. It doesn't get in the way of anything but I'm sick of it and I want it to change.
Hookers blow too. Will probably fuck one soon but still. Sex on a timer blows. I like to fuck a couple of times with a girl, too. I'm not too fond of one night stands, feels like a waste of potential when the third or fourth time is so much better. Honestly I just want someone I can fuck steadily and maybe love each other a bit, but at this point just a few fucks would be a great relief.

I can't have kids and I don't want to be put on a situation where I take responsibility for a child and die while they're still young. What you call "gay" I call responsible

dude just get on tinder and fuck like 10-15 girls who are clearly beneath you. fuck them like you absolutely mean it, no half assing it. make them fall for you and cut each one off. then you'll realize just how stupid you are for ever thinking you'd want to kill yourself for something so easily replaceable. you'll most likely never even think about this chick ever again too. just move on and worry about yourself

lol go to therapy please

The bait has gone far enough

>can't have kids
You shootin blanks m8?

Yes. Genetic dead end due to illness, hence why I would also likely die whole the children were growing