Why do you lift?

I don’t even know anymore.

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How do you turn from this

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To make up for my average face.

To this

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steroids and trainer cock

Makeup and var

Why not? Life is boring. Might as well be bored and productive.

insecurity because of body when naked or shirtless

Childhood sexual trauma

For him

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based

jesus christ those insane eyes

immeasurably based

For him.

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I lift cause I was tired of being a loser that got no bitches. Nothing makes me happier to see bitches that use to push me off in HS who get fucked by like 10 Chads or Trevons in a span of 2 years, get pregnant, then start to talk to me and think they can give me a chance after they used up their body and have a kid. Fuck em IDGAF how "incel" that supose to makes me look. Also this quote

No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable of" - Socrates

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Very based. Lifting for the man who ruined Europe and practically allowed for white genocide.

For Aniki. But also because it’s fun, and keeps ankylosis and depression at bay for a short while.

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Betrayal

To inject your mom with my semen and see your dad fletching it. After 30 minutes I brutally assfuck both of them and watch them lick their own shit from my dick. Before I leave the house, I will have a huge dump next to your toilette.

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BASED
to torture my body

to undo years of being weirdly underweight and weak. im about average right now which is nice. never been average before

I don't

because this life didn't give me the anime adventure with friends i hoped for

now the only thing left to do is get strong and prepare for the anime adventure in the afterlife

just got sick of being super skinny desu, plus tracking progress feels good and is like irl video game stats. When you lift youre increasing strength stat, when you read increasing intelligence, cardio is endurance. Im trying to think of other shit i can do lol. Ive got cooking and baking, i guess theyre specific skill stats, i want to do a combat sport to increase combat skillz, and gardening.
I want to find a way to input all this shit into a calculator to find ur human stat level lol
i am retarded, would be funny though

tfw you're so addicted to consuming that you treat your entire life like a video game

i havent actually played videogames properly in like 3 years because i dont have anything to play them on at uni, dont have a tv either, just thought it would be funny

>next to

No idea. Kind of want to stop honestly. All the wear and tear on the joints and the fact I have to take drugs to improve and they all come with sides that borderline outweigh the benefits makes me want to give it up.

He unironically disdained lifting

I would deepthroat her clit

>tfw you're so smoothbrained you can't quantify your own aptitudes in a manner that could translate into a roleplaying game

So I can look good naked

Keep depression at bay and impress the autistic girl at work

A man should be strong.

Don't forget limp dick.
The amount of older women i've fucked who can't find men their age who can maintain an erection and refuse to eat pussy is astounding.

RICK DE LA STICK, CONSUME THE WHOLE MILK, DEVOUR THE RAW HONEY AND EAT THE RAW GARLIC.

because while i know i am intelligent i cant seem to express it, so when i lift it manifests physically what i think i am mentally. i need to be worth something.

>b-but he ruined Europe!
>he should have just stood down and watch everything be destroyed without any struggle

for them

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based cougar fucker

>eating pussy
ngmi

To fill my loneliness.

South of the border... where the tuna fish play.

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watch what? europe was fine apart from the constant wars that were going on. everyone was trad, conservative and nationalistic. hitler turned a large portion of the EU into liberal, weak pussies.

Same

Makeup should be illegal

Because I get off on looking and being more dominant with others.

It's been a huge part of my life since my waifu and I met nearly four years ago.

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Unironically inspirational

as always, based latoria poster

but og arturia is best girl hands down

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Seibah is a good girl.

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