Has lifting improved your skin?

>Dolphins are equally as smart as we are, possibly smarter.
Maybe smarter than you, because you're 100% retarded.

Me with my best skin is eating healthy food, getting enough sleep,using lotion daily, and having some form of cardio along with sub 15 bodyfat. Getting enough sun to not be pale always makes me look better too. Lifting does nothing.

But have female dolphins raped male humans? would be kinda funny haha like imagine getting snu snu by dolphin haha

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>we
Yes, I am a part of us as a whole. Good job for following along. Kinda autistic to point that out though. I don’t think you’re gonna be getting very much dolphin puss bro

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No the opposite, I have stretchmarks on my entire biceps and side of the chest. 100percent worth it though, it's the sign of non-natty gains even though I never drank that dere.

No, but a trash diet can make your skin worse. Also, roids generally age you but I think test doesn't

if it takes being retarded to get that tight sea life pussy, then I will take that extra chromosome

I want to fuck dolphins now.

I think it's genetic, I had to suffer the whole of my 20s looking like a kid though, asked for id for alcohol when I was 29 ha ha. It pays off now I'm near 40.

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Hey I worked hard on can you please gib based and (you)?

Damn dude. I need me a pet dolphin

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op was straight for once

dolphins are absolutely not equally as smart as humans. You're right however, that both male and female dolphins have been known to rape, and make sexual advances with humans.

That looks like anime pussy

I'd fuck a dolphin

Oh god are you the same guy on Yas Forums a few months ago that had folders of dolphins

also bottlenose dolphin vaginas secrete a chemical that prevents refractory periods

>female dolphins have been known to rape, and make sexual advances with humans.
They have?

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When I said equally as smart or smarter I didn’t mean in the same way. You have to consider how different their world is than ours and as such we can’t measure intelligence in the same way. They’re brains could be functioning at faster info processing rates than ours, just for gay dolphin shit like where a school of fish is likely to be found. They live in the water, use echo location, and their brains never fully sleep only half at a time.

Are they building iPhones and Teslas out of sand and shit? Of course not. But they do have language, and different locals of the same species have different dialects/ developed languages. They enjoy hunting and devise their own tactics to do so. They have self awareness. TheyRe also known to rescue people from time to time. They have brain:body ratio only second to us.

Anyways, the point wasn’t so much about them being smarter than us (although it was that we have no real way to measure how smart they are, of course we beat them in terms of “human intelligence”. Point is it’s different) but that they’re smart enough to be self aware, aware of their actions and surroundings. If they’re rapists then they KNOW what they are doing. They understand they are stealing sex. That was the whole point. Nothing else.

It wasn’t to make a competition over what the smartest species is. Obviously in human terms we are. We can reason, we can form abstract thoughts and concepts, our communication is unparalleled, etc.I was just justifying raping a dolphin bro. Like a dog humping a bitch? It’s just a dog, a dolphin though, it knows what it’s doing. Not even chimps rape humans. Go for it, rape a dolphin.

>The Dolphin Vagina. In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations. This is speculated to increase chances of fertilization for each act of reproduction. It has been tested and proven in controlled environments that this same organic chemical produces identical effects in similar dolphin species, and in mammals with less than sufficient genetic disparity, including primate and primate families. Due to a combination of carbon compounds and other organically produced enzymes, the chemical maintains properties that effectively eliminate the 'refractory period' wherein the male penis involuntarily becomes and remains flaccid for a varying amount of time, during which ejaculation is physically impossible. It is hypothesized that a male could remain united, the penis within the vaginal tract, for potentially up to several hours at a time. While this would result in a constant state of orgasm and resulting ejaculation for the hypothesized period of several hours, it is unlikely that either the male or female would remain in this state for such an extended period of time. This would also have the negative side-effect of significantly lowering the males sperm count, due to the constant state of ejaculation, resulting in an indeterminate hiatus from successful reproduction until the sperm count of the male returned to the standard level of fertile sperm.
Now I really want to fuck a dolphin

learn to shower and do laundry you filthy animal

Third week of quarantine and this pic is hitting different right now

OP, you clearly had no intention of talking about your fucking skin. Than you, however, for giving me another stupid fucking fetish that I'll never act on.

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>he claims natty in his late 30s
You're saying it like you think he is on steriods.

People need to stop acting like you can't look good past your 20s. Seriously, it's disgusting how zoomers talk about their elders. I'm not just talking about the "ok boomer" meme, but their entire way of thinking.. like they own the world, and anyone past age 30 is some burden to society that needs to fuck off. Guess what zoomer, you will be 30 years old one day too.

>It is hypothesized that a male could remain united, the penis within the vaginal tract, for potentially up to several hours at a time. While this would result in a constant state of orgasm
Niggas in China eating bat soup but no motherfucker harvested Dolphin pussy juice yet S M H

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It wasn’t a good retort. He roasted you, bud.

Hey gurl, you single?

at first i was repulsed and now i'm interested....

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Wasn’t a good roast to begin with(you), but it was about the picture

Nah the pic was trash too.

Based

>t. That guy who’s not getting any dolphin pussy
Sounds like some little no dolphin puss getting beta is angwy, does da big baby want his baw baw?

>>The Dolphin Vagina. In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations.
Does this work for humans?

>tfw no dolphin gf

Joke's on you pal, I'm not getting any species of pussy.

>martyrdom
Oof

>Oof
And neither do you, zoomie.

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It does, but that data has been sealed by the government and the researchers assassinated because if people found out just how good dolphin pussy is, the already deteriorating female sexual market value would crash completely and society would end without men willing to work themselves to death for second-rate human pussy.

>thread containing a bunch of rule breaking images has been up for an entire day.
God bless no janny hours

I hope all of you lose your gains from the corona virus. No dolphin fucker deserves even the slightest amount of gains. A pox on you all. My numbers confirm this.

>My numbers confirm this.
Time to hit delete you fag

faggot. dolphin lovers are actually BASED

>he doesn't know about the Bhopal disaster
lmao I did't say I was going to get dubs or trips by those digits do confirm that disaster will fall upon you.

Post body

>has no argument
>resorts to this
You first, bitchboy

Dolphins are creatures without souls. They lack any sort of higher sentience or self realization. They do not know right from wrong and are creatures that cannot deviate from their basic instinct. They are animals. Humans are ascended beyond measure to them and as such engaging in any carnal acts with them is a violation to the human and the animal. The punishment of which should be death fro both of them.
Your turn nigger.

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You know what? I take it back. You're pretty fucking based

Thanks