STOP working out, you FOOLS

>Casey Johnston
>instagram.com/amazzonkane/?hl=en
>Director of health/lifestyle coverage at @Vice, @swolewoman

Fantastic webm. Saved to shit on v*ce in the future

>no one should worry about working out

First line of the article:
>Physical and mental health and self-care is crucial

Huh

Fuck you. It's the only thing that keeps the mean voices out of my head when I'm trying to sleep.

I don't get this fitness alt right thing.
I'm not political and like idealized forms
and Trump and Obama are both obvious jew shills why the fuck would I care about watching the same play over and over again.
BORING
ME LIFT ME LIFT BIG
ALL THAT MATTER

vice.com/en_us/article/j5e3z7/gym-bros-more-likely-to-be-right-wing-assholes-science-confirms :^)

Fpbp

>I'm not political
>now let me tell you about how jews run the world

correct I don't even vote. it's all a charade.
simulating freedom with the idea of choice.
I prefer to do art instead

All this shit REALLY makes me work out harder

That's pretty weird.
Sure I'm an asshole, but right wing? nah I just don't care enough about things to be subscribed to a mindless collective.
I'm a solitary type of guy.
Too much of an asshole to care about things.
Lift then die is how it will be.
Amerifats, whites, blacks, whoever the fuck I don't care be dammed, I don't give a singular shit about the human race.

>That's pretty weird.
>Sure I'm an asshole, but right wing? nah I just don't care enough about things to be subscribed to a mindless collective.
>I'm a solitary type of guy.
>Too much of an asshole to care about things.
>Lift then die is how it will be.
>Amerifats, whites, blacks, whoever the fuck I don't care be dammed, I don't give a singular shit about the human race.

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>author is a woman
I'm absolutely shocked.

I find this mindset of "fitness is inherently unpleasant, boring, and working out is a chore" so weird. Do they genuinely believe that people who live active lives are constantly stressed, and the only benefit of working out is looking better? It's similar to that "focus on your mental health before your physical health" shit, like those are separated things.

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lmao

VICE has gotten so bad since Trump was elected.

I had to block them from my news feed after this one.

Its because [spoiler]they dont fucking exercise[\spoiler]

>implying working out is stressful
If exercise is stressful for you you're doing it wrong

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She recently set her 1rm bench PR of 140 lbs. That’s stronger than most men, incel.

>a big part of your mental healthcare is giving up on yourself
I hate modern people

utterly based.

the sad thing is that this is what liberals do. Liberals are not people.

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>chinese still trying to consensus crack Americans
I may be a conservative, but liberals are still My neighbors, friends, and fellow Americans. Sorry Chang, your propaganda won’t work here.

On my ninth set of squats right now, so bored with having nothing else to do.

> Jews hate Obama
> Jews love Trump
Both are shills in their own way, but are you this oblivious

It's the other way around, 70% of the jewish vote goes D every election. Yes Trump has a paid a lot of public lip-service to Bibi and Israel just as Obongo pretended to be at odds with Bibi, but the jewish media's, hollwood's, etc opposition to Trump and protectiveness of king nigger reveals their true stance. The jewish containment-zone of Israel is just a small and relatively insignicant piece of the global jewish puzzle when compared to all the powerful leftwing jews subverting western countries from within.

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>Hundreds of thousands dying due to obesity over the course of a decade
>Government only continues to tax working people to pay for food stamps
>Some boomer dies of the flu
>SHUT THE GYMS DOWN NOW GOYIM
Welcome to the police state.

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Stop hitting enter after every sentence, you unconscionable faggot, you.

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m*les BTFO by swole chick

It's this sort of cowardice that lets liberals continue to erode basic human rights. Don't be such a faggot, they'd sell you to Satan for an increase in welfare spending. They're the exact same sort of bootlicking, subhuman garbage that started this plague and then lied about it.

Are you trying to be funny or something?

Fuck that, I am an athlete brah. I can't stop, ever

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no thanks.

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fitness improves mental health tho

libertardian retard detected

It's actually Israeli Jews vs American Jews.

Israeli Jews (conservative) are blatantly hypocritical, which terrifies the American Jews (Liberals) who are subversivly hypocritical (love minorities publicly while secretly only hiring jews).
American Jews like sneaky subversion, Israeli Jews like public conquest.

Orks vs Gretchins basically

That's pretty weird.

Sure I'm an asshole, but right wing?

nah I just don't care enough about things to be subscribed to a mindless collective.

I'm a solitary type of guy.

Too much of an asshole to care about things.

Lift then die is how it will be.

Amerifats, whites, blacks, whoever the fuck I don't care be dammed, I don't give a singular shit about the human race.

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Would

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>Vice
Right on up there in the Jewish propaganda pyramid with subversive garbage like Salon and CNN.

A pretty reliable rule is "if Vice (meaning Jews) tell you to do something, you should probably do the opposite".

>Open your borders
Lock down your borders
>celebrate diversity
Fight back against diversity
>put women on a pedestal
Don't fucking put women on a pedestal
>hate yourself for being white/male/whatever
Love yourself and people like you for being white/male/whatever
>watch porn
Don't watch porn

That last one is kind of an interesting subject, because Last Week Tonight (Jew propaganda show) had an entire segment on how wrong and weird these problematic white men are for not watching porn, and how you *should* watch porn, for "your health".

Why would they care that much about whether or not someone jacks off? The reason is because it matters. If it didn't have any negative effects on you, they wouldn't give a shit whether you did it or not.

tl;dr do the opposite of what jews say

Fine, let the fat and gullible die to the virus.

That's not political, that's just like... regular factual information.

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That guy is way too muscular to be working at (((Vice)))

Don't be so intimidated by swole women, incel

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>ME LIFT ME LIFT BIG
>ALL THAT MATTER
kek based

lmao liberals want you dead for being white and you're going to spout the "we all bleed red" bs.

a real what

What did she mean by this?

I’d say most men could bench 140 for reps after a few weeks or so in the gym if they’re consistent.

Don’t sink to their level, then.

Thanks for the motivation OP. Going to go extra hard tomorrow and dedicate it to all the fat, weak pseudo-journalists out there.

>Vice

Yeah, no.
Vice can go fuck itself.
And I'm sure it does.

This article seems to be based on the assumption that people work out because they don't accept themselves. Anyone with a brain would disregard it.

Maybe working yourself out to the point of exhaustion is a bad idea right now but exercising is good for your immune system no matter what

i was kinda thinkin about taking a rest day tomorrow but naw, im trying to deadlift tomrrow for sure after seeing this

>VICE reporters haven't prepped an entire homegym in their basement

look at these idiots.

>unnecessarily stressing yourself out
Working out is the only thing that gives me peace of mind

>don’t work out!
>artistic cat lady picture in article is fat
Can’t make this stuff up

:ahem:
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
faggot

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