What are Yas Forumss thoughts on dan bilzerian? Is he the king of Yas Forums?

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Dan pls go

Incredible example of overcompensating manlet syndrome. Tries so hard to show off on social media, and convince everyone hes a 'manly man'. Wastes money solely for the camera, shoots guns solely for the camera, acts like a little macho man, and fronts like hes some kind of soldier, yet he literally wets himself during the las vegas shooting and runs away. Dan Blitzfaggotron is a little dweeb who will do anything for attention, including but not limited too, shooting up massive steroids, spending thousands on prostitutes to follow him around and take pictures with him, and showing up at b-list parties to pretend hes too cool to be there. Hes a faggot. Hes a manlet. He roids. I bet if you hit Don Beltsimion in the face he would cry because he thought you didn't like him.

>Insta fame
>endless young pussy
vs.
>a savage four chan takedown
Who would win??

Lmao you think he fucks any one of those women? He's so self obsessed he probably just watches himself in the mirror while he jacks off.

>t. Dan

Dan is actually chill af and very laid back self aware dude srs. He usually is pretty high though and definitely bangs those chicks. Maybe before he was overcompensating and needing to pay but now dozens of beautiful young college chicks message him begging to hangout.

Source: I used to bang a girl who frequently goes to his mansion and parties (I know two of them actually but only banged one but we all used to hangout) and she is also sponsored by his weed company

Also he has a huge cock lol

He's 5'3 or something. Gigamanlet

Yikes... You are either dan or some 14 yo

Just look at him in videos online. The way he stares off into the distance and the way he carries himself just reeks of a defeated, unfulfilled man.

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Dan... please stop embarrassing yourself in front of spaghetti retards
>this shoes
KEK WHAT TEH FUCK
NIGGA LOOKS LIKE SORA FROM KINGDOM HEARTS
>thinks any of that shit is meaningful at all
bro. cringe

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I'm not too familiar with him but he seems pretty desperate for others to think of him as manly. I also heard he was hated by the other guys in the military when he was in it or something.

On paper he seems badass but in reality he comes off as pathetic

You have to be over 18 to post on this board.

I think he's pathetic

You can literally see the emptiness reeking off of him. Pathetic.

maybe look up the definition of insecure next time

I can't get behind the mindset of these "Bilzerian-defender" faggot types. I mean okay, you can like the guy, but what kind of a retard faggot asshole dipshit mongoloid do you have to be to so fervently defend some idiot Internet celebrity? What kind of pathetic and cuck-like behavior is this? It's on par with white-knighting but at least a white knight might get pity pussy.

yes you are dan, yes you are.

No

he needs to embrace Allah to purify his harem

Looks like a cuck when you put a real alpha male next to him.

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Why does he wear baggy pants and those giant boots

I follow him on snapchat but got drunk and messaged him "Bro why is your face so funny looking" and he deleted me.

Fuck off, I'm an insecure, overcompensating manlet and I'm a paragon of humility and restraint next to that clown.

I hate people like you. You would DIE to have his life. KILL. But your ego prevents you. And you will be stuck with a sub par 6 wife (After she fucks all the chads) working a soul sucking job making your boss rich. But it’s okay claim moral superiority. Inside every man is a desire to dominate, fuck everything, and make a lot of money and collect resources and power. If you say “durr not everyone thinks like you” you are so disconnected from your masculinity it’s hilarious

You did good

Dan is the only one who looks like a chad here the other 2 are dressed liek faggots

haha holy shit no way, whats the story behind that

You have that backwards, friend. It's only grandstanding Yas Forums autists who could possibly think he's cool.
...like this dumb faggot for instance.
Dan won't give you any crumbs from his (inherited) fortune or (paid for) girls in exchange for you white knighting him online you fucking cuck.
Both of you faggots post body, immediately.

>being this envious
yikes

I have my own money and women...do you?

>quick! give me the gun!
>i was a navy seal!

post bank account

he's a dude that never faced any struggles and never earned anything.
his wealth was handed to him by his crook father, his entourage is there only for the clout and he roids for his physique.
nothing feels genuine about him. it's all for outside validation on social media

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If anyone actually doesn't know, this mediocre manlet exists solely as a function of his criminal daddy, who illegally made millions and is using Dan's "poker career" as a way to launder it. Everything other than the millions of dollars he flushes away at the tables or on whores is a facade.

didn't know he can get any more based but he just did

He could hang himself, that'd be pretty based

1. He has comically tiny legs
2. He has the biggest cope beard ever. If his jaw were that massive he would have cherubism.
3. Money can't buy a personality.
4. He has like 3 instagram models accompany him for everything.
5. I genuinely believes he does not have a single genuine friend.
6. Without a beard he looks like a sex offender.

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>I hate people like you. You would DIE to have his life. KILL.

Plop me into dan's life for 2 weeks and I'd be depressed and near suicidal. I genuinely don't believe Dan has any friends, he just has hangers on and people he pays to be around him like those models or employees. That complete lack of real social interaction would drive me nuts.

Honesty and straight forwardness are core concepts to my personality.

Being sponsored by his company is the same thing as paying them to hang out dumbass. Also none of them would be there if he wasn't supplying free drugs and drinks. Just because he doesn't hand them cash doesn't mean he isn't paying for women to be there

ITT: seething incels as always

Dan I'm sorry

its okay child try having sex for once and you wil see the bigger picture

Guy has a tik tok where in every of his videos, the girls are taller than him.

if this kid was broke all the women would leave him and he would have nothing, ive been at rock bottom and my friends and gf stuck with me and helped me get back to my feet he cant say the same for himself

military larp

Faggot who failed BUD/s twice then talks about how he's essentially a SEAL

>Have to create an immaculately shaped beard because you're that ashamed of your chin
>Has to pay women to be around him and posts pictures of him with said women to validate himself
>Roided for that body
>Actually paid a production company to be in an 8 second scene of a movie where he played some random military guy (which ended up not even being in the theatrical release)

Imagine being as insecure as Dan

astronomically based

he's not defending him, he's defending his lifestyle that he wants. You're attacking his lifestyle by saying it's what an "insecure boy wants"

I dont hate him but the fact he claims he made his money from poker is really cringe, he would probably kill himself if he did a heroic dose of shrooms from the introspection of realizing he’s a failure compared to his father

>taking psychedelics ever
YIKES

Sorry to hear about your latent schizophrenia
Seroquel over shrooms for you

>if you don't want to destroy your brain you must have schizophrenia
ok druggie

fag with 0 real skills. poker is gay too.

He has done psychs before and talks about it on LondonReal.

Just lmfao at the cope & jealousy in here. You faggots cry all day long about having no gf and no social validation etc, but the second he is posted your ego defenses go into max overdrive trying to defend it from his clearly superior life.
>I’d kill myself if I was him
>He must have no friends
>He is so pathetic and a failure what a miserable life

LMAO the cope is too strong. Go watch an interview or two of his, especially the LondonReal one. he’s actually pretty intelligent and self aware. Very #based dude.

I'm not a simplistic animal, so your projection doesn't apply to me. Your definition of "masculine" means fuck all to me, smooth-brain monkey boy, because you've defined it around animalistic horseshit. By your own definition, you lose to literal dogs and chimpanzees. The only claim you can take over the animal kingdom is that which is strictly human - you ability to create instead of simply consume, your ability to step aside your simplistic desires and apply your creations to a larger goal. Everything you listed would pale in comparison the every other land mammal if it weren't for your mind.
If you take this to its logical conclusion, you're barely above an animal by worshiping pussy and collecting money. If you make yourself physically power; if you dominate; if you collect resources at all, it should be for a specific purpose. Attempting to senselessly isolate these things is an exercise in animalistic, vapid sentimentalism.
>IM RICH
>I GET LAID
>REEEEEEEEE
Money means fuck all to the grand scheme of life. Animals accomplish everything this Dan guy does regularly. You're proud of the fact that you're the fattest rat in the cage.

You read "make savage the body, but civilize the mind" and stopped reading at the first article because you couldn't pronounce the "th" you dimwit.