*pops adderall*

I fortunately did not get diarrhea

>parents put you on amphetamines when you were 9
Yeah i had that too. Fucked me up. Literal vivid hallucinations. Days without eating/sleeping. Felt no emotion at all sometimes. I didnt have a normal childhood because of this fucking jew psuedo limitless drug

>2 years sedentary
>have adhd
>brainlet
>take vyvanse
>study a fucking lot
>feeling motivated
>decide to go back to working out
>power through exercises like it's nothing
>feel enlightened
>do every single exercise to failure
>muscles don't work anymore
>don't feel any pain, they just don't work anymore
>imbackbitches.jpeg
>wake up at 4am
>something is poking me
>it's my swollen gigantic rhomboid
>oh fuck
>can't sleep, feeling too much pain in my entire body
>go to college feeling immeasurable pain
>can't bend my arms
>walking like robocop
>afternoon
>pee looks like coke
>wut
>go to hospital
>rhabdomyolysis
>user you severely damaged your kidney

didn't even know this was a thing. be cautious out there young kings

You guys know this is just amphetamine, right?
It's not a magic brain-expanding medication, it's just Meth Light with the same benefit/cost ratio.

I am 100% getting on Addy before I go back to school in my 30s. I'm gonna absolutely fist it

but muh mental performance
muh excuses to drug children

Every manlet under 5’5” swears they have a 9 inch cock. It doesn’t count when you measure form the bottom and starting at your asshole dwarf

Enjoy your early death

Nothin personal, kid.

your point?

I took adderall daily during my teenage years and have a 15 inch cock

I've got an elephant trunk for my junk

stop being a pussy and just smoke real meth for true brain gains

>*pops adderall*
>find amazing new ways to procrastinate

>pops adderall socially
>easy rapid social gains that are permanent
It’s like steroids for socializing so long as you Dont get panic attacks lmao

whats the most non-bullshit way to acquire this shit? I'm an idiot.
DNMs? It's schedule IV in the US

I took adderall daily during my teenage years and my cock grew 2 inches.
I now have a 3 inch cock.

i've been taking adderall since i was born and my cock is bigger than my body

Have fun with that severe anxiety

addy is great but has many downsides
also I bet you don't remember 99% of the shit you crammed into your brain while speeding

thats from lifting too hard not from vyvanse tho plus if you hadnt worked out for a long ass time and then went straight to failure on everything thats whats gonna happen regardless

This except it's actually the exact same ways as always and the only real difference is I'm not hungry. Maybe I just need to up my dosage idk.

I take vyvanse and it helps a lot plus night shifts are a breeze I don't even feel sleepy. I think it swells my prostate though cause I have a powerful stream, pee forever, and sometimes it feels like I have a few drops left and I'm pushing and pushing but nothing comes out. I don't think I'm completely emptying my bladder. Sometimes too after I'm done I'm pulling my pants and everything up and then this intense urge to piss comes back, and I go but the only like 2oz of what looks like ejaculate comes out

>Forgetting to mention severe anxiety and paranoia, and the inability to overlook superfluous details while studying

My dick is bigger than your dad

I have read numerous warnings and negative side effects about long-term speed consumption - weight loss, addiction, psychosis, libido problems, kidney damage. If these were true, how could you prescribe some kid amphetamine or even methamphetamine to treat adhd?

((())))

>rapes your sleep schedule
>emotionally empty
>constantly stressed due to chronic CNS stimulation
>rapes your diet
I took it off script for 6 months from friends and got absolutely addicted. It’s incredibly fun and high inducing in the beginning but it’s pretty cancer afterwards.

I'm not on vyvanse but I'm having the same side effect. Didn't even cross my mind that it could be adhd meds side effects. I'm gonna discuss it with my doc next time to see if they have any thoughts

Living this life completely unable to focus even when you desperately want to, almost like your will, soul and intellect are being held hostage by your brain, is pretty cancer

>tfw legit ADHD
>Take Adderall XR everyday for a month now

It's like your logical brain takes over. Everything I do is optimal. I know I need to fix my sleep schedule so I did it. I know I need to read everyday so I just did it. Quit smoking cold turkey, started doing cardio too.

What is your dosage?

>Sees hot girl
>Pop boner
>Jerk peepee until satisfied
>Immediate mental clarity
>Good sleep
>Lower chance of cancer
No drugs involved

I take 300mg of Seroquel for bipolar disorder at night and 20mg of Adderall XR in the morning.

Drink coffee and take nicotine

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I'm so jelly, I have maybe one or two days like that a month. Trying to get a ADHD diagnosis as an adult is fucking annoying.

All the drug addicts have made getting any kind of amphetamine prescription hard because of doctor liability, too many people abusing and or selling their pills.

Yeah but I wouldn't go way past my limits if I hadn't used vyvanse

It's not permanent and your boner is still basically same size, but it definitely turns your flaccid dick into an acorn

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>I take 300mg
Just about stroked out reading this kek.

Why would I want to poison my body with nicotine?

healthier than adderall

well this still isnt the answer

Fake snus. SAD.

Nicotine is a nootropic and, insofar as I've researched, has no adverse health effects other than being highly addictive. Pick your poison

this I completely agreed, taking a shit load and studying all night absolute tweaked will have little retention. The ideal meta is daily moderate doses and studying for long periods via discipline. This will go so much further.

>Heart explodes

Heh, nothing personal kid

I've been using off brand juuls lately and honestly, I felt pretty great while moderately using nicotine. I ran out of them a week ago and I didn't even really notice any withdrawals. I'm currently trying to cut out caffeine and that is way worse to quit by far

>Mental gains
I'm not prescribed it so if you actually need it it may be different but all Adderall does is make slogging through hours worth of studying slightly more barable.

Your point?

>take performance enhancing drug
>my performance becomes enhanced

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My mom took adderall throughout pregnancy and my dick fell off at birth

Accurate archetype