Jummah Mubarak

Asalaamualaikum brother, Mashallah brother you have made some great gains, friendly reminder that in order to succeed in this life we must keep the notion of Allah in our hearts, Allah gives and takes as he pleases and verily brother we must remember the name of Allah and thank him for our gains.

Wallah brother you must stay away from Haram deeds, do not simply rub yourself until fluid comes out, do not indulge in Zina and instead lay with your wives, if this is not possible brother then lay with your concubines.

Brother it is important in these times to stay clean and purified, perform ablutions before and after your strength building exertions and after every set say Subhan'Allah, verily Allah will guide you on the true path.

Jazakhallah Khairun my Khalifs

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>your wives
uhh.. based department??

We are all going to make it brother, insha'Allah

Insha'Allah King

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I'm against having multiple wives, but everything else here is based.

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بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ (1) الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ (2) الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ (3) مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ (4) إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ (5) اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيمَ (6) صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّالِّينَ (7)

based and islampilled, brother. peace be upon you.

Giga based thread.

מה איתכם?

بيسد

Haha, what?

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Praise be to allah! Bless this virus

Attention, brothers!

Can I please get a big "FUCK JEWS!" from all of you?

Cheers,

Based Department

מה קורה אחשלי?

Brother, these are people of Musa and of the Holy Books, we must take them in and help them!
Brothers, verily we have the knowledge.

your prophet was a pedo, nasty fucks. but good luck with the gains.

Prove it

bisminla mahmari rahim brother

from your own sources my friend.

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Thanks for the reminder, akhi. I have to admit lately i indeed have strayed away from the rightul path ALLAH and his messenger (PBUH) laid out to us. I'm trying to get back into the One way, following the only the Sunnah.

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Bro, we don't do that kind of hateful thing here, As salam u Alaikum, and Allah grants peace to your heart

Brother Insha'Allah you will find your way.
As for this thread I declare it absolutely based and islampilled.
Stay on the path my fellow brothers, there will be nay sayers, there will be doubters, there will be those who try and stop your gains but Allah (swt) knows better and will bestow great knowledge. Alhamdullilah

قُلۡ أَعُوذُ بِرَبِّ ٱلنَّاسِ (1) مَلِكِ ٱلنَّاسِ (2) إِلَٰهِ ٱلنَّاسِ (3) مِن شَرِّ ٱلۡوَسۡوَاسِ ٱلۡخَنَّاسِ (4) ٱلَّذِي يُوَسۡوِسُ فِي صُدُورِ ٱلنَّاسِ (5) مِنَ ٱلۡجِنَّةِ وَٱلنَّاسِ (6)

قُلۡ أَعُوذُ بِرَبِّ ٱلۡفَلَقِ (1) مِن شَرِّ مَا خَلَقَ (2) وَمِن شَرِّ غَاسِقٍ إِذَا وَقَبَ (3) وَمِن شَرِّ ٱلنَّفَّٰثَٰتِ فِي ٱلۡعُقَدِ (4) وَمِن شَرِّ حَاسِدٍ إِذَا حَسَدَ (5)

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Catto hitting the salah

Okay he do be lookin kinda close to getting into jannah doe

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Mashallah
The story of the the prophets cat Muazzah is pretty based! Next set will be dedicated to the most faithful of companions of the prophet! Muazzah!

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Salaam fellow fitbros

some ukrainian girl befriended my woman (Kavkaz) and she's trying to get her into poledancing and series like sex and the city.
I am not joking, what do I do? Why do they do this? Europeans seem to have an obsession with zina.

To keep it Yas Forums related what is the best way to train lower back during quarantine? I have chairs and workout partners if that helps but no weights.

nice gattos

Jazakallah khayran brother may Allah bless you and forgive your sins and open the gates of jannah for you and your family
Salaam

Asalaamualaikum brother. I am also Muslim and follow the prophet Muhammad's example of being the best human inshallah.

>It is related that Abu Hurayra said, "I never sae al-Hasan without my eyes overflowing with tears. That is because the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, went out one day and I found him in the mosque. He took my hand and I went along with him. He did not speak to me until we reached the market of Banu Qaynuqa'. He walked around it and looked. Then he left and I left with him until we reached the mosque. He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, 'Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.' Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his tongue in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!'"
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Mashallah brother, I always put my tongue in boy's mouth. Sunni scholars always use this hadith but shia scum try to hide the miracle the prophet did.

Mashallah brother you are following the ways of Allah it make me proud.

حَدَّثَنِي فَرْوَةُ بْنُ أَبِي الْمَغْرَاءِ، حَدَّثَنَا عَلِيُّ بْنُ مُسْهِرٍ، عَنْ هِشَامٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ ـ رضى الله عنها ـ قَالَتْ تَزَوَّجَنِي النَّبِيُّ صلى الله عليه وسلم وَأَنَا بِنْتُ سِتِّ سِنِينَ، فَقَدِمْنَا الْمَدِينَةَ فَنَزَلْنَا فِي بَنِي الْحَارِثِ بْنِ خَزْرَجٍ، فَوُعِكْتُ فَتَمَرَّقَ شَعَرِي فَوَفَى جُمَيْمَةً، فَأَتَتْنِي أُمِّي أُمُّ رُومَانَ وَإِنِّي لَفِي أُرْجُوحَةٍ وَمَعِي صَوَاحِبُ لِي، فَصَرَخَتْ بِي فَأَتَيْتُهَا لاَ أَدْرِي مَا تُرِيدُ بِي فَأَخَذَتْ بِيَدِي حَتَّى أَوْقَفَتْنِي عَلَى باب الدَّارِ، وَإِنِّي لأَنْهَجُ، حَتَّى سَكَنَ بَعْضُ نَفَسِي، ثُمَّ أَخَذَتْ شَيْئًا مِنْ مَاءٍ فَمَسَحَتْ بِهِ وَجْهِي وَرَأْسِي ثُمَّ أَدْخَلَتْنِي الدَّارَ فَإِذَا نِسْوَةٌ مِنَ الأَنْصَارِ فِي الْبَيْتِ فَقُلْنَ عَلَى الْخَيْرِ وَالْبَرَكَةِ، وَعَلَى خَيْرِ طَائِرٍ. فَأَسْلَمَتْنِي إِلَيْهِنَّ فَأَصْلَحْنَ مِنْ شَأْنِي، فَلَمْ يَرُعْنِي إِلاَّ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ضُحًى، فَأَسْلَمَتْنِي إِلَيْهِ، وَأَنَا يَوْمَئِذٍ بِنْتُ تِسْعِ سِنِينَ.

The amount of muslims on this board is alarming. I hope the NSA is monitoring all of you.

>he's attracted to dried up hags
NGMI

وَاقْتُلُوهُمْ حَيْثُ ثَقِفْتُمُوهُمْ وَأَخْرِجُوهُم مِّنْ حَيْثُ أَخْرَجُوكُمْ ۚ وَالْفِتْنَةُ أَشَدُّ مِنَ الْقَتْلِ ۚ وَلَا تُقَاتِلُوهُمْ عِندَ الْمَسْجِدِ الْحَرَامِ حَتَّىٰ يُقَاتِلُوكُمْ فِيهِ ۖ فَإِن قَاتَلُوكُمْ فَاقْتُلُوهُمْ ۗ كَذَٰلِكَ جَزَاءُ الْكَافِرِينَ - 2:191
And kill them wherever you overtake them and expel them from wherever they have expelled you, and fitnah is worse than killing. And do not fight them at al-Masjid al- Haram until they fight you there. But if they fight you, then kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbelievers. Quran (2:191-193)

Mashallah, the disbeliever will loose and Islam (the truth) will win.

Brother the Quran consider a girl to be sexually mature when she have her period. Aisha was adult, if a girl has her first period she is adult your idiot islamphobic cunt

I want to be Muslim.

LMAO

By the will of Allah the most gracious and most merciful beat her for being haram and rape her for fitna is worst than murder my brother. Mashallah

If you revert to Islam please don't go to shia scum they deserve death for deceiving like the jews and christens. I go to Sunni Wahabbi Mosque that teach the truth in Riyadh

I don't know what that means, but I have an Islamic center right down the road from me, so I'm gonna go talk to them after quarantine. Thanks for the response.

guys did we make an incel convert through the power of islamposting?

>do not simply rub yourself until fluid comes out

You are right.

NO I SAID TO GO TO Sunni (Wahabbi) that teach the TRUTH western idiot have mosque that deceieve brother do not fall for false teaching of shaitan and disbeliever scum. If you go to shia scum your making me so angry

Not an incel, and this place had nothing to do with it. I just thought I'd stop in and say what I wanted. Thanks though.

>If you go to shia scum your making me so angry
Well if you put it that way, I guess I'll just go be a wiccan.

420 praise it

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Mashallah it does not matter if you revert today as said Islam has a prophecy that it will be the largest religion and we are the fastest growing. I do not care if it is through reversion or punishment of disbeliever Islam and the truth will come to you disbeliever will pay the jizya again until they revert to Islam alhamdulillah

What I like about people who screech against Islam is that it’s heavily associated to the Middle East, when the only thing middle eastern is the name. Islam means Submission to God, and it’s far more than just for the Middle East. Why do people get angry at the idea of Adam being the first Muslim? Because they fail to understand the meaning. Adam was the first to submit to Allah/Yahweh. Muslim isn’t about being Arabic or camels, it’s about submitting to the most high, something modern day “faithfuls” fail to understand.
t. follower of Yeshua who wants to truly find the path as the Lord intended

FUCKYOUR BITCH your DEAD

Nooooo! Not my bitch!!!!!

>average age for first period is 12 years old
confirmed kiddyfucker

Forgot (PBUH)

Go back to your terrorist shithole Muhammad
Are you retarded? Islam is the epitome of arab culture. The terrorist crap and caliphs Muslims try to establish, all the way to muslim theocracies derive from the caliphs Muhammad established that did frequent caravan raids and attacked arabian pagans. If you bothered to study religion, Christianity and Judaism also have the concept of worshipping a singular God you dolt. Islam isn't unique you are just regurgitating their garbage.

Anyways, Muslims think arabic is special. It isn't, they do the same as Catholics who used to use Latin only. If you really are a follower of Yeshua you would know the bible was written before Muhammad was born, that most christian lands were stolen during the Muslim conquests, and that Islam cannot be simplified as worshipping Allah. It grew by conquests stop falling for their bullshit

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Mashallah

fuck off you cunt with your islamphobic bollocks in the britian child labour used to be the norm and I dont see you islamphobes mentioning that

Do Muslims acknowledge the fact that the koran is a nonsensical book created by a blood-thirsty madman as a tool to be used to create a loyal and faithful army that would do his bidding no matter the cost even die to uphold it's propaganda?

Only a blind person would not be able to recognize this fact. The book is a tool used to subvert your mind to muhammeds will, he's no holy person just a man who wanted to fuck whores, have a massive harem and kill his enemies, secure and consolidate his power, so he could continue raping and pillaging.

Just the fact that Muslims revere muhammed so much is cause for suspicion. If the man even existed that that is all he is, a man. nothing more.

How will you attempt to refute these facts?

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Bro, they only want to corrupt your values, your wife should know better, if she does not then tell her the way
Best way to train back is to do good mornings (weighted or bodyweight) right after fajr prayer.

Visit the local mosque, maybe talk to a crew people, friendly lot...will probably serve you coffee or tea alongside your were chat about Islam. Best of luck brother

user, a lot of their countries proactively censor or change the history they are taught. Even Muslim schools in other non-Muslim countries have been caught doing this.

I've spoken to people from Turkey, Tunisia, Saudi, Kuwait, Egypt, Syria. Have any discussion with them about Islamic history and you can instantly tell how much they are lied to on a frequent basis.

I had a guy from Syria tell me he never heard of the Muslim conquests of Levant, but he did say they teach them that all Christian Syrians converted to Islam because it was the best religion.

Turkey forbids teaching non-Muslim things about Jesus, under the veil of secualrism (Turkey is very Muslim). At one point they tried maling fairy tales like little red riding hood or pinnochio into Muslim stories.

The only Muslims who might discover the lies of their religion are western ones that have access to information from everywhere. Although don't expect the ones who are constantly pushed into Islam to criticize their own religion.

>NOOOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU FOLLOW A MAN WHO HAS DONE QUESTIONABLE THINGS?!?!?!?!
>haha muhammad kinda based tho

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Specialty isn’t what was said. It seems that modern Muslims tend to take the word of the Lord more seriously than modern Christians do, who wear the faith more as a label on a shirt, but that’s only from my interactions and interpretations.

My friend, please I urge you to read the holy books, these are the works of Allah, from Abraham to Mohammed these books dictate all that leads to glory. Allah is Divine, sublime and Unseen (al ghayib) his messengers were sent to deliver his word.
Your facts are mere opinion, however I do accept your opnion about islam and I urge you to discover more about islamic history and abrahamic Faiths.

he's attracted to 9 year olds definitely gonna make it

This is why Islam in the US does not grow, approximately 50% of Muslims who immigrate into the US end up deconverting. Europe also has higher rates but they have Muslim-bubbles where people who left Islam still have to pretend to be Muslim. There is a good documentary from Real Stories showing extremism being taught in the two largest mosques in the United Kingdom. From faking friendships with Brits, to betraying them when Islam takes over. Muslims are on a whole other scale of brainwashed.

Pole dance class is quite possibly the least sexual form of fitness I've ever done. It's a bunch of girls who just want to hang out and do acrobatics with their friends

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