ITT: I remind you that instead of gooning and simping at the sight of beautiful women, you can let them motivate you to lift weights and fuck them.
Seriously, whens the last time you saw a picture of a hot girl on Yas Forums and were like: "Holy shit I want cute ass like that in my life, I should stop browsing Yas Forums and staring at my phone until my brain is fried and actually get up and clean the house, or lift weights, or do something productive"?
Probably never, you probably pop a semi and head to the bathroom and Go onto coomhub.
You see the difference? You retards have fucked reward systems and I highly suggest you keep away from your phones during the quarantine so you can be productive and stop frying your brain.
Anyway post motivational content. Pic related. Just try it, with the obnoxious amount of thots posted here all day try using it as motivation to get off the internet.
>TT: I remind you that instead of gooning and simping at the sight of beautiful women, you can let them motivate you to lift weights and fuck them. >Seriously, whens the last time you saw a picture of a hot girl on Yas Forums and were like: "Holy shit I want cute ass like that in my life, I should stop browsing Yas Forums and staring at my phone until my brain is fried and actually get up and clean the house, or lift weights, or do something productive"? >Probably never, you probably pop a semi and head to the bathroom and Go onto coomhub. >You see the difference? You retards have fucked reward systems and I highly suggest you keep away from your phones during the quarantine so you can be productive and stop frying your brain. >Anyway post motivational content. Pic related. Just try it, with the obnoxious amount of thots posted here all day try using it as motivation to get off the internet. >>>>>>>plebbit spacing >>>>>>>motivated by fake tits and white women who age like milk I’m not motivated by shit, motivation’s gay and retarded. I just lift
based and checked, DFC is the best, brown DFC with wide hips and a great ass is 11/10
Ian Barnes
big boob girl hi
Austin Thomas
Good point, except, you know, the entire world is in lockdown because of a deadly virus and nobody is allowed to leave their homes. But yeah, go conquer the world! Why you just sittin there doing nothing?
It's not "too flat". It's embarrassingly flat. DFC = Disgusting Flat Chest. Also, titcows are the most competitive woman to fuck. They are much fewer in number and are usually taken by a Chad very early on. Use any online dating site and you will find tons of flatties and fatties, rarely any big tiddie grills. I'd say the ratio is at least 10 to 1 for flatties vs. big tits.
Evan Watson
absolutely haram >i would rather fuck a pig like >then an attractive woman like ngmi
Noah Miller
As far as I'm concerned, if you don't have tits you might as well be a man.
Because Schlomo from Hollywood wants you to destroy the white race.
Brandon Hernandez
Good thing there are a lot of girls (male) with huge tits for you dude :V)
Mason Lewis
Don't let your internet addiction conflate your numbers. Just because you see trannies posted on Yas Forums on a daily basis, does not mean it's a reflection of real life.
Adrian Robinson
he posted soiface yikes absolutely patrician taste, we would get along flat is one thing, looking like is another. flat with nice hips, legs, ass is sexy as fuck and your obsession with tits is weird tbqh my guy
Leo Gray
>tits makes a woman a woman >woah woah we can't let numbers influence this! Take your meds brah, 1 thing makes a woman and that's between her legs.
Gabriel Long
rodent face poop face corona face that's a boy man face too pale and ugly, looks like monica from friends
they have nice bodies but they are ugly
Jaxon Smith
This I set up an alarm on my phone that tells me when its time to lift. When it goes off I go and, surprise surprise, lift. Why would i need motivation?
Dylan Diaz
Im a man with gyno. Does that mean im a girl?
Zachary Garcia
>you can let them motivate you to lift weights and fuck them. that's gotta be the most simp thing i've ever heard
Nathaniel Bennett
Better to casually admire beauty and close out of the website and go lift than hop over to /gif/ and jerk off cause your peepee was stimulated.
Christian Rodriguez
>your obsession with tits is weird tbqh my guy It's a normal opinion to have. That girl has a disproportionately smol chest and it brings down the whole package.
A vagina means you're female. Big tits means you're a woman.
Partially.
Parker Flores
Being able to carry and rear a child makes you a woman, women with small tits can do this (my wife is A cup). Associating tits to being a woman is some mental gymnastics fags in denial use when they jerk to trannies. If you like tits cool, if you don't cool, but saying no tits is a man then you're just retarded.
Adam Garcia
Based small tits aficionado. They grow with pregnancy anyway. Giant ones sag with age and cause problems.
Juan Cooper
I stand by my word. >You might as well be a man And don't try to put trannies in this conversation, they haven't crossed my mind once. Get off of Yas Forums it's rotting your psyche.
>hurr durr making my bed and cleaning my house will help me get womens
Just admit it, faggot. You do this shit to make yourself feel like you've achieved something because you don't have anything in your life to be proud of.
>I stand by my word. >big tits makes you a woman >don't try to put trannies... I am done discussing this topic on an American No Homo forum, enjoy your big tits, fag.
Xavier Peterson
Based reading comprehension retard.
Nathan Turner
God I love women so much. I unironically can't get off the couch unless I think about how much stacy pussy I'm gonna get when I'm jacked. I only take showers so when women smell me they might think I smell good and fuck me. Am I gay?
Grayson Ward
>lifting for 3dpd >not lifting for 2d waifu ngmi simp
Camden Young
Heyo. Been waifu'd for over twelve years ever since she released. >TFW mai waifu is also small-chested. >Even if there are a ton of versions of her with a larger chest. Those are post-pregnancy (with my child) waifu.
damn. I haven’t been on Yas Forums in months. Now I remember why I stopped coming. You’re all very sad & i’m thankful to know i’m not one of you anymore. absolutely insufferable
Jonathan Baker
Good for you, man. Its barely been a year with mine and Im already going through some rough times with her
nice waifu man. I discovered her songs just a few weeks ago and now I'm addicted
Dominic James
Kurosawa Dia is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the LoveLive after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on stage She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Kurosawa Dia?? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an Idol?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Mexico" I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
I would just like to take this moment to thank everyone's dislike of small tits as they are my favorite.
Adam Lopez
I think this is an excuse to look at porn i think the biggest motivation is having someone to go with because you basically give each other an obligation to each other either that or music staring at porn isn't going to do anything but make you horny this is some weird ahit bro just go to the gym it's really not that hard
Juan Bailey
See this is the type of neckbeard incel garbage OP was warning against.
Fantasies are the same as cooming, they are fake coping mechanisms for losers.
Jaxson Taylor
this is even better than those fanfictions on wattpad and fanfiction.net
Gavin Murphy
>why do tits look so good? because they're an evolutionary sign of good health and reproducibility. because you're a man and you know that fat tits means big milky drinks for both you and your soon to be implanted sperm baby
Colton Green
Having a gym buddy is great when you are near each other's levels. My first two years of lifting were pretty much always with my bro. My current biggest motivation [spoilersdon'tworkon/fit/] besides my waifu [/spoilersdon'tworkon/fit/] is the reflection on the mirror.
Hudson Rogers
fucking kys simp retard. I hope you chocked up enough nice guy points for sex finally so we no longer have to deal with your simposting
Lifting to get women is like spending $1000 on a suit for a job interview. Sure it might help impress, but there are a spectrum of factors at play in your success
If you lift do it because you love it. Spending 100s to 1000s of dollars (memberships, gear) and man hours trying to get mediocre pussy is a bad use of anyone's time
Matthew Hill
>stop simping for women, just use them as your main motivation for everything in life where you literally do everything with the goal of getting them, also i save tons of photos of hot women are you a retard
Josiah Stewart
unfortunately my entry into workout was to impress my crush. But its been a long time since then. I've lost interest and eventually got redpilled and mgtowpilled
Xavier Mitchell
the suit is not giving the interviewer a biological urge to have sex with me though
Jack Davis
that suit thing is a great analogy user. i got in the best shape of my life, looked good, and got the girl of my dreams. i claimed victory and let myself go for the next 5 years
it all fell apart recently and now i'm back where i started lmao
Joseph Williams
youtube.com/watch?v=8kX5_69sO8Q I'm always happy when her beautiful voice reaches the hearts of others. Thank you for loving mai waifu's songs. Enjoy the current jam I'm addicted to loving.
