Cave Diving

Adventure awaits.

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For me it’s a no thank you miss thot

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someone post pics of spelunkers dead in extremely tight corners in caves, the kind where you like crawl upside down to get through just so you can keep exploring
example fucking a of why NOPE

>kick cave wall with my 4pl8 squat legs
>everything starts collapsing
>"haha yeah I'll pass have fun though"
>turn 360 degrees and run away while it's still possible to get out

haha imagine she gets stuck in a tight space and her pants are ripped in half exposing her asshole and you get stuck behind her face-first with your nose right in her asshole and you have to sniff her asshole until you die how crazy wouldn't that be haha

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>No, I’m not a nerd. Have fun in your little cave.

Why the fuck would I go in a stupid cave, OP.

Pic related went into a hole he thought would get wider. It didn't. Ended up upside down in an 8 inch wide hole as blood rushed to his head. They could never get him out and eventually just filled his hole with concrete. Crawled into his own grave.

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I have such a deep-rooted, instinctive phobia of being trapped in a tight, constricting environment and dying over the course of hours or days in panic that I sometimes think I must have been a 'Nam tunnel fighter in a past life.

Fuck that shit.

Why do people do this fucking retarded shit

"The fucking buzz, dude. Like, how else do you feel alive, dude. You wage slaves with your money and hobbies and wives to fuck are just existing, not living!"

Above ground caves have generally stable roof structures provided it's not a former mine shaft. I wouldn't do the cave crawling thing at all like that infamous dude got killed doing, but as long as I could squeeze through on foot I would explore. The key is you a) tell several people beforehand when you're going and give them a time window so they can start trying to look for you if the window passes without a response and b) do the Hansel and Gretel thing of leaving a visible trail for you not to get lost and people to find you. Like spend 20 and get a fuck ton of glow sticks and drop one every 5-10 meters or something. Even if the glow goes out, there's still a trail to follow

Has ANYONE actually found anything valuable or is "friends made along the way" the treasure

I like caving and I like diving but you couldn't pay me to cave dive

Fuck no. Saw a video about htis mormon guy who got stuck in a hole for hours until he died. And since he was upside down for all those hours he was conscious.

You know just imagine getting lost down there, but your lamp batteries go out before your air supplies and the last thing you see is a giant shadow moving, before it gets completly dark.

I have this nightmare like twice a year, no idea why I only swim in pools and never went to a cave and don't plan to do.

If you're lucky you can find the bodies of less unfortunate explorers and loot them

Hey, that gear is worth upwards of $6,000.

no and if you die down there im not going to your funeral.

omens are there for a reason user, well done interpreting the message correctly.

FUCK THAT NOPENOPENOPE
Caveniggers get the fuck out
literally just the thought of crawling into those tiny holes and getting stuck makes me so uncomfortable

I can hold my breathe for 2 minutes. Is that long enough?

Just fucking jump out of planes for your adrenaline rush like normal people.

FUUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT NOPE NOPE NOPE even mma cowboy almost died doing that shit

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Regular cave diving is fun and pretty safe provided you're not a retard. Never done the underwater bit.

look ima be straight up with you guys
the girls in The Descent were fucking stupid
that shit doesnt happen to smart people

Normal caves are a nope for me
Underwater caves, fuck no.

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caves are only cool if you can claim them as your own and drain them of their hazardous fluids and gasses.

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Fun fact: That's not actually him, that's the rescue worker that went after him.

God bless those fucking mad lads that almost got him out.

I'd rather take a cheat meal, wich I absolutely hate or even worse, do (((yoga))) then do a retarded cave diving

reading this shit gets me on the verge of a panic attack, my chest hurts and its hard to breathe

Nah I lift cause I got bullied for asthma when I was a kid. Only fresh beach air for me please.

To be honest the thrill of being in an unexplored underwater cave has to be unlike anything else in this world. Oxygen running out slowly, tight spaces, dark as all fuck. Imagine overcoming that and getting out alive

What if Hitler went hiding in an underground cave under the water in WW2?

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Hahaposters are damaged individuals

I unironically hope the führer is still out there

Please allow me

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not sure how this thread is even remotely Yas Forums-related but here's your daily reminder anyway

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It's just a joke lol. Not like we'd actually want to happen haha

Goddamn.

There are more caves in mountainous terrain, and it's harder to get lost in a flat area.
There's nothing sinister about the correlation.
There certainly isn't a secretive community of monsters for which mankind has no name that inhabit the dark and lonely places of the Earth.

Fuck you bitch I'm willing to do most things, but drowning to death in some fucking cenote for the possibility of mediocre pussy is not my idea of a good time.

I actually used to hang with bunch of caver girls and do wild caving, but every single one of them, plus all the more experienced people I met, said fuck cave diving.

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I wonder if they stayed with him to comfort him until he died, or if they left him there without telling him they were ending the rescue attempt

I'm not sure which would be worse honestly

It really is just people who are work-a-holics, bored with their lives, and are too weird to do something normal. I dated someone who got really into this, most of them were social retards, alcoholics, and their lives revolved around caving. Caving trips take HOURS to complete, like anywhere from 6 -12, it's not quite as dangerous but it's kind of an all consuming thing between preparation, traveling to a location, going into the cave, getting out, and then going home, it could easily eat up an entire weekend. To top it off a lot of the people who were into it had drinking problems and would get drunk in the caves, sometimes getting hurt or injuring others as a result.

Imagine going on a 10 hour hike at night that once you start you can't stop and when you're finished you're coated in mud that'll destroy your washing machine if you try to clean your clothes after instead of throwing them out. Also you can develop breathing problems from the dust.

I saw on a youtube documentary that they sang songs to him but after a certain poin he most likely lost consciousness.

This would also be my response. I'm not dying for the affirmation of some retarded bitch

They honestly should have just broke his legs and risked shock. Worth a shot.

>There certainly isn't a secretive community of monsters for which mankind has no name that inhabit the dark and lonely places of the Earth.
T.Secret community of monsters

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Sure babe, how about tight wrecks?

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See you on the other side.

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