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>You are walking in the park having a lovely day
> Pic related walks up to you (or the equivalent boxer/ kickboxer guy)
> challenges you to a fight and you accept
> how will your BJJ save you now?

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The same way BJJ wins in MMA, you fat fagot

so the only way a BJJ guy wins in a fight is if the person has also studying striking extensively? You can't win a fight with just BJJ? Gosh thats too bad, guess your martial art is fucking shit

>Blast doubles him
Heh, nuthin' personnel
What are you talking about lol

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id use my secret ninja powers to make his heart explode with a magic spell. then id heel hool the shit out of him as an extra precaution

Lol

huh, interesting. pic related is of a wrestling tournament, not jiu jitsu. Could it be that martial arts that only train on the ground are fucking delusional and don't prepare anyone to fight in the real world? Could that be it?

>heh, I see you’ve misplaced your blade kid, only an amateur would venture out in public without a weapon
>I won’t take it easy on you though, I’m in a hurry to see m’lady
>*teleports behind him and cuts him into 100 pieces before he can react*
>heh, nothing personnel

Just put my head down, cover up, and blast double. It's even easier if he's a Muay Thai guy because he has a square stance. Literally if I grab a limb I can just drag him down and start working ground game.

>brain damaged, muscular professional people-damager approaches in a state of agitation, threatening me and demanding a fight
>realise that I will loose this physical contest as I am not a professional fighter and likely not as strong and skillful
>remember we are not baboons and I dont need to worry about that
>take out gun
>1 in the head, 1 in the heart
>problem solved
>return to my family

>BJJ only trains ground

Do you even know what BJJ is?

ok here we fucking go with the take downs meme. BJJ guys always try to pretend they work takedowns when reasonable people point out that they can't fight for shit. Go ahead and tell me how often you work takedowns in blow job jitsu? Put a percentage on it.

> even easier if he's a muay thai guy

kek get ready for the worst knee of your fuckin life

thanks guys I think you've proved my point

I know where you're getting at, but I also really don't give a shit. Wrestling and BJJ has proven to be such a beastly combination. BJJ is utilized in MMA and street fights all the time, but it's common knowledge that knowing a combination of martial arts is the best. You're rather retarded or b8ing.
Also, good BJJ gyms will teach you takedowns and takedown defense. Ours has a former high school wrestling coach who took silver at IBBJF nogi. feelsgoodman

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maybe if i suck the qi out of his shlong he wont have the energy to fite anymore

not so fast gymcel

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>shoot him
The End.

I've been training BJJ for 10 years, since I was 14, as well as kickboxing. Still won't mess around with that shit outside the gym. Thank God I'm an American and not some cuck from Europe or Australia, etc
and I can kill a nigger "in self-defense" with no consequences.

you have confidence in a mouse gun?

lmao you're not trying to get 30-life, just hurt him enough for him to leave.

notice how you immediately fail to defend BJJ alone. Notice how every time you talk about BJJ as being effective, you have to combine it with another art. What does that tell you ?

And don't pull that takedown shit with me, because I know what goes on in most BJJ gyms. You guys put maybe 5% of your time and energy into takedowns and take down defense. The rest is grappling, and you cant even do ground strikes anymore., Back when the gracies got started they did that shit, but now yall are the biggest bullshito style, and simultaneously call everyone else bullshito

go to a school near you when lockdown ends and ask to roll with a higher belt, see if you can do anything

What third world shithole do you live in where using lethal force to defend yourself from a man actively trying to perpetrate severe harm upon gets you 30-life? Even in the most left wing faggot pit in America, you'd be looking at manslaughter at the absolute worst.

bro I've rolled. I know what bjj is, I can ground fight. But now I ground fight with strikes. IF i go to bjj gym and strike a higher belt, what do you think is gonna happen? I'll tell you what will happen, higher belt is gonna bitch and cry, and then I'll get kicked out.

gurantee I'd fucken drop Buakaw if I got to put a couple .22s in him first

Just because BJJ shares takedowns with wrestling doesn't mean BJJ isn't effective on its own. Is kickboxing less effective on its own because it shares punching with boxing?

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about lol. And why would I pretend that a single martial art alone is best? MMA is king, but BJJ is an essential to MMA, as is wrestling, boxing, and muay thai/kickboxing. Even if you were to take a BJJ only guy, he would win against your average untrained faggot, as well as someone who is a striker only, if there isn't a ridiculous skill gap.
My bjj gym covers plenty of takedown and takedown defense, and every Sunday we roll with gloves on. You're just pretending they don't because you know your argument is weak.

hes going to either snap your shit up or put you to sleep bro

What do you think would happen if you took a boxer down and choked him in a boxing gym?

yea or you're larping about pretending you can fight. I never said a martial art is best, but in terms of what's useful, BJJ is fucking garbage outside the ring and you know it. The meme of "smaller guy can beat a bigger guy," is bullshit. By the way, who dominates MMA, wrestlers or BJJ guys? Khabib is wrestling, Jones is wrestling, usman is wrestling, these guys are wrestlers first and foremost. Why? Becuase jiu jitsu is fucking weak bullshit, and without any other skill its hardly even martial arts. More like gay foreplay really.

wrestlers do take downs, Jiu Jitsu guys larp at take downs, sorry fag

yea or be knocked out because he's never been hit before, and he trains like no one's ever gonna hit him

Well yeah. Go to a wrestling club and smack a wrestler in the mouth as well. Obviously he’s going to bitch at you and the coach is going to kick you out. If I go to a boxing gym and start shooting takedowns and hand fighting with boxers they’re going to bitch at me and kick me out. Are you fucking braindead or something?

you're missing the point. In a fight, a real fight, wrestlers can do what they're trained for immidiately. So can boxers, so can any martial art except bjj. Either the bjj guy is gonna sit down on the floor and show his belly (like they have actually done in the ufc) or he's gonna larp at being a wrestler and get kneed in the face. BJJ doesn't include striking skills, or take down skills (except for larping). For this reason it's fucking dog shit

even if it's true, you say that as if someone who's only trained boxing can stop a larp takedown

>this
Here in Tennessee you'd walk away Scott free, you might even be considered a local hero

why do you think that striking can only go one way? if you start attacking someone theyre going to fight back. + if they are a trained grappler its going to be 6+ months of therapy for you to fix whatever they break

>Go ahead and tell me how often you work takedowns in blow job jitsu?
literally every single class

Shit, even Paul Harrell got away with killing a dude and he lives in Oregon

>BJJ is fucking garbage outside the ring and you know it
lol dumbass. Why should I have to worry about fighting some untrained rando? That's again, a weak argument. What, next you're gonna say "yeah bro bjj is useless if its multiple guys vs you" or "you'll get kicked when you're on the ground bro". Next you're gonna tell me you've knocked out bjj guys "on da STREETZ".
And just because wrestling is the best base martial art doesn't make BJJ useless. Also you kinda shot yourself in the foot bringing up who dominates MMA, since wrestlers are followed by BJJ guys. Grappling as a whole is useful both inside and outside the ring.
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uuuh yea, they probably can

>striking can go only one way

here is a list of martial arts where striking + takedowns exist, and go both ways. Japanese Jiu Jitsu, Combat Sambo, MMA.

>fix whatever they break

you're assuming grapplers would be able to take a hit, and then keep coming. These are guys who have never been hit, and can't fight standing up. They arn't breaking shit, they're going to the locker room to cry and ice their booboo

>uuuh yea, they probably can

damn that's a retarded take

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Sorry bud, you’re a retard. Learn BJJ, combine it with the rest of your skills, and move on with your life. Anything more than that (including this thread) is you being a mongoloid

no sorry kid, you shot yourself in the foot. You just admitted you cant fight a guy unless its a tournament setting with rules that project your fragility.

> wrestlers are followed by BJJ guys

wtf are you talking about. Israel Adesanya doesn't due bjj, hes champ. Stipe doesn't due bjj he's champ. Name a single champ who can win off the pure facets of their bjj. No one. But adesanya can win just off kickboxing, Miocic can win just off kickboxing, usman and khabib win almost exclusively off wrestling. These arts can dominate in the wring by themselves, but bjj? BJJ is just an accessory art

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So do kickboxing then faggot, nobody gives a fuck about you

What am I supposed to get out of this?

you can see what happens when you try to fight with just bjj

Why is that relevant to what I said? We get it dude you’re too cool for BJJ. Get a fucking life

>you shot yourself in the foot. You just admitted you cant fight a guy unless its a tournament setting with rules that project your fragility.
No I didn't lol. I dont worry about fighting some untrained fuck because even if I decided to use BJJ only I would still win. It's ridiculously easy to RNC someone who has 0 experience. And if you honestly think that takedowns are larping because it's done by a BJJ guy then you've probably never even trained, or just suck at takedowns. You should have no trouble double legging someone that hasn't trained.
>wrestlers are followed by BJJ guys
Yes they are. You didn't even read the link lol.

lmao is there a more worthless martial art than boxing? Literally can't even defend against being hugged.

dude boxing is legit, a fight with a boxer is a bad day

Go away

>Oh no he's laying on the ground what am I going to do

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no u

Lmao what a sissy response

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>Ref he's hugging me! Help me ref! Get him off of me, I can't fight if he's hugging me!

nobody gives a shit about how much more superior you think your fighting method is. Who gives a fuck dude, just leave. Don’t waste any more of your retard energy

>Social distancing
Nice try faggot

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You're a faggot

*Sprawls*

Not bad kiddo..

So the legends of BJJers being autistic are true...

I'm a brown belt judo alongside my white belt BJJ, I'll be fine against a regular kickboxer but the guy you posted is a world champ muay thai.