This thread is only for Elites with superior genetics and have the strongest immune system.
I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR COOFS
This thread is only for Elites with superior genetics and have the strongest immune system.
I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR COOFS
Don't get too cocky, OP. I thought I was immune and look at me now. Let my folly be lesson to everyone.
>superior genetics
>manlet
choose one
ok, retard
You are short and your hairline is receding.
How do i get immune
twinks can't get infected
Literal superhuman here
fuck off, Vegeta has always been the King of Manlets and my manlet hero
Is this the lamest Yas Forums april fools "prank" ever or what?
Thanks, andrioid 19
Pretty much. It's just encouraging the dumb "coof, coom, etc" shit.
last year we got /mlpol/ and /fitlit/ and stuff like that, now we have LE GREEN INFECTION POSTS XDDDDDD. So gay.
I'm black, so I'm good :)
Is it just namefagging that infects you or what?
>Yas Forums has gone critical
>Sirens and gunfire are now blaring out of my speakers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOCK THE SUB DOWN LOCK IT DOWN
The solution is to post only on moderate and low risk boards.
>sub
Kys
I've been getting mass replied to and coofed on this entire day and i'm still not a greenie.
*infects you*
me too, truly the inmune chads here
I am legendary.
*coof* *coof*
mummies boy is safe and cozy
Reporting
I blame Frieza for this.
I was a Biohazard who got //cured// and can I hang out too!
Last year was emoji economics, two years ago was mini vs peep vs cream vs pb. /fitlit/ was 3 years ago.
Peanut Butter slut for life
Chads will never show up positive even if they have the virus because they are superspreaders.
You must be *coof* *coof* under 6’, vegeta? Only 6’ and over CHADs can handle the *coof* GIFT.
Can some one explain this shit to me?
Im safe
Once all of this is over and all you infected are gone we'll see the golden age of Yas Forums. In the end, only the lurkers will remain.
Don't mind me
Just checking My health
Okay how the hell did I get this infected? I've literally written like 4 posts
This is why we get superior *coof* green pussy
You get an emoji face after your name when you become immune.
Just so you know.
I dunno if I am
If I get infected I'm eating donuts
Lmao just farted.
Welp guess I am a carrier now
You’re still sick.
GIVE ME THE BUG
what did he mean by this
Im gonna do it brehs i have over 2600 bars im not scared any more I CANT TAKE THIS COOOOOOOFING
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I gots the most potent shit. My GIFT is *coof* absolute fire. You want to get pozzed from Big Daddy Coof?
The coof shall soon consume us all.
No one will be safe, no one will survive
*COOF*
SORRY I MEAN PERPETUALLY SICK INDICATORS
>All these disgusting coofers in my immunity thread.
Get out.
I was an early green Chad last night but now I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR COOFS
test
A fine coof to you too gentlemen.
You are all powerless against my superior immune system
meme arrows infect you
Me? I've recovered so I hope you don't mind if I COOF
coof coof
How does the infection spread? I wasn't infected this morning, I genuinely don't know how I became like this
Replying to infected individuals followed by an incubation period
cough
Nurgle looks down on those who feign his gifts
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
>55017716
If you are only infected you can only spread by someone replying yo you
If you are Biohazard (like you) you can spread it by responding to someone who doesn't have it.
Don't reply to me nigga.
Immune here. Nonimmune need to get in the ditch
oh snap.
Am I infected?
>trying to spread coofer propaganda.
Immunochads will inherit the earth and there's nothing you can do about it.
Coofers b gone plx
>55017782
What the heck man.
I'll spread it to every goddamn poster on this site then.
But not you, we're cool bro.
I am uninfectable
OOOOHHHHH GOD IMMA IM IMMUUUUNNNNEEEE.
coof coof
Yeah I was immune too
I'm definitely immune