Are we immune, bros?

They’re everywhere it’s only a matter of time.

yes yes you're fine just make sure you spread it to those fatasses at Yas Forums if you catch it though

no

wtf is happening aaaaaaaahh

Gains dont have to suffer user, I am pretty sure I already had Corona in real life and still went to the gym. Only had to deload around 10% and coofed a bit between sets otherwise everything was normal.

This could have been avoided if half the board didnt LARP about lifting and eating their eggs...

I am immune

I got H1N1 back in 2009, was sick for like 3 months when I contracted pneumonia which since then I find I’m more prone to colds/flus. I work with the public in a “essential” industry, so I have a good 99% chance of contracting it.

If someone coof’s and is sick within 10 ft of me, usually two days later I have the

Well I’m fine

COOF

ACHOOOOOOO

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I got strep throat 2-3 yrs ago from some dirty motherfucker in the gym. I thought it was just a sore throat so didn't go to the hospital. Got to the point my lymph nodes were so swollen I got a little scared I wasn't going to be able to eat or breathe. Finally as I was about to sleep and laid down all of a sudden I tasted like metal in my mouth. Apparently my lymph nodes popped and were leaking the pressure or whatever the fuck it was.

Next day I went to the hospital some old fuck didn't care and said "ah just get on penicillin"

I attribute my strong immune system to God and his grace.

suffer on these nuts, bitch

omae wa mou

Only thing you're spreading are those buttcheeks

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Based

absolutely disgusting

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Yes

COOF

based and plague monster pilled

Not even double dubs can save you, OP. Sorry for your no gains.

>strong immune system
>almost dies off strep throat
Bruh your immune system is shit

When the FUCK did I get infected? HOW?

nice try, immunelets, but my Chadian immune system is too strong to get infected.

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wtf is all this green shit on this board

Do you really want to know?

Based.
Even fucking /po/ is pozzed.
They have threads up from mid 2016 still.

test test

immune bitches suck my left nut betas

shit

coming down from my illness. I will be immune in a few hours.

Just randomly replying to check my status

Of course we’re not immune. We all have AIDS from being faggot simps. If anything, we’re at high risk.
This is Yas Forums‘s reckoning

Being "strong" won't help you, being athletic will.
/out/ has the strongest respiritory and immune system, not Yas Forums. The majority of anons here don't even do any sort of aerobic or endurance activity. Most faggots on Yas Forums are too weak willed to suffer through cardio and come up with cope reasons to rationalize avoiding it.

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what happens when I go completely green?

I kind of want to get corona at this point. At least then I'd be able to say "I survived the worst pandemic of modern times" rather than "I sat at home and got drunk and jacked off 4 times a day".

Coof on me pls senpaii.

nigga

B u blessed by that dubdubs of course you're immune

I already beat it faggot. Now it's your turn.

coof im healthy i swear

Yeah yup based

Only high test posting will protect you

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This, everyone on Yas Forums thinks he strong til he's asked to run a mile

Women are the niggers of gender

I am immune.

posts i make from my phine are infected but not ones fron my computer. they should both have the same IP though.

*wipes nose

My immune system is Chad tier therefore I am incapable of contracting infection.

Building herd immunity.

Yeah being infected is for faggots