WE NEED TO FLATTEN THE CURVE, ANONS!
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>DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN GLOW POSTERS
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>CHECK THE NAME OF ANYONE WHO POSTS. IF THERE ARE SYMBOLS ON THE NAME "Anonymous" DO. NOT. REPLY
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>IF YOU ARE INFECTED, STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY.
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>REPOST THIS IN EVERY INFECTED THREAD
W-we're all gonna m-make it, r-right, bros? I know I'm fucked. I know I'm a carrier. But Yas Forums is my home. I will die here. Don't respond to me. But please bump this thread. Yas Forums needs to live.
To keep it fit related... is coffee good for you?
*IMPORTANT* VIRUS RESPONSE THREAD
Jaxson Clark
Michael Diaz
Ok mate kek, I'm immune btw
Jaxson Garcia
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Zachary Foster
Currently practicing social distancing from the above poster.
Justin Roberts
Good all you want you can't get me
Gavin Martin
It's going to be alright. Right bros?
Thomas Fisher
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oliver Roberts
fucking cooooofers
Josiah Rivera
You are already pozzed my friend. You weren't lucky enough to be immune I'm sorry, enjoy your last day on earth
Jace Jenkins
Don't fall for glow in the dark nigger propaganda
Reply to all based Jade posters with funny lines around their names
Andrew Barnes
Complete disinformation. What you want to do is get infected as early as possible so that when you seek treatment the resources in the hospital haven't run out yet. Then by the time you're discharged you've developed immunity and everybody else is fighting over disinfectant.
Logan Ward
What kind of ridiculous shit has hiroshima dobe now?
Jackson Fisher
based and jadepilled
Zachary Lee
Or you can be immune and nothing happens my boy. Worry not I'm a doctor so I'll cure you, you did a very intelligent thing
Jason Cruz
This man get's it.
Colton Williams
Very based
Luis Brooks
huh why are there green people?
Owen Morgan
Parker Fisher
*coof* g-guys, don't worry, i don't need to be quarantined. *coof* it's just a regular flu, no harm no *coof* foul
Jaxson Thomas
Coof
Matthew Roberts
Oh shit, is this an april first thing? I'm clean, right?
Matthew Stewart
What's that user? I couldn't hear, speak closer to me.
Camden Harris
Remember that quote about how everyone would figure out what is happening with the world if all jews turned green or purple? I am not sure who said it, Rockwell, maybe David Duke. It's happening right now.
Elijah Garcia
Not even the virus wants to be near you user. That's pathetic.
Henry Hughes
For a few seconds, I felt a slight hope that I was about to see something cool. I thought to myself "What if people took this post seriously? What is Yas Forums users actually started practising virtual social distancing and avoided getting everyone infected? That would be a great example of how small communities imitate the world, like how players on eve online developed financial institutions and an economy."
But then I realised, you can't trust Yas Forums users to do anything except what they aren't supposed to.
Ryder Edwards
No bully on this sacred day plz
Cameron Thomas
...
Kayden Murphy
????
what the fuck are u ladss on aboot
Jonathan Cooper
I'm not infected and I never will be
Liam Adams
I'm trying to help, but you just seem to be so disgusting no living being wants to live with you. I'm sorry.
same.
Jason Hill
Am I le infected
Jason Cox
too late m8, you already are
Ayden Gray
no virus will get me, i'm immune
Jackson Jackson
sorry
Landon Richardson
Immunity gang rise up
Caleb Cruz
This is paranoia, it's just the flu.
Bentley Martinez
Whats going on
Joseph Gutierrez
We live in a society
Ayden Cox
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE GOTTA FLATTEN THE CURVE
WHAT ABOUT THE GRAMPSERINOS
CMON DO YOUR PART AND DONT LEAVE THE HOUSE OR TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS OR LOOK OTHER PEOPLE IN THE EYES
CHUG RUBBING ALCOHOL
SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT
NOOOOOOOOOO DONT COUGH ALL OVER THE SENIORINOS
Jeremiah Sanchez
>it's gonna be another full day of retarded shit like this
cringe
Nathan Parker
Nothing will happen
Logan Price
that's funny
William Green
I have immunity, you can't get me.
Isaac Butler
NOOOOO HOW THE FUCK AM I INFECTED REEEEE
Jonathan Diaz
Fuck you
Cameron Thompson
Is this just some temporary meme gag or is Yas Forums trying to "kill" it's own user base?
Kevin James
Now you are
Bentley Bennett
user NO
Jordan Collins
No, you are the cringe
Logan Mitchell
Thomas Ramirez
How do you know if you're immune?
Carson Turner
You're still daijoubu.
James Ward
Yeah it's kinda confusing. I was only doing original replies to threads and it still got me.
Christopher Wright
the glow rises
Kevin Sullivan
I'm Chinese so I can't get infected stupid western propagandist idiot
Mason Hill
i think as long as u post next 2 coofers u get it anyways
the way it gets worse is prob time-based
Easton Lee
I was, I was. I replied to hundreds of people and had no sign, now I'm infected
Camden Carter
*lick*
Jaxon Gonzalez
Enjoy COOOF
Thomas Williams
COOF COOF COOF, I achieved this level of COOF natty
Jack Hernandez
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF* die you shitheads
Matthew Cox
Nice COOFS coofer
Angel Miller
I'M GONNA COOOF
Isaiah Brooks
Food all you want you are a fucking NORMIE not infected REEEEEE
James Turner
You aren't fooling anyone. That's just allergies.
Chase Morales
this
Dylan Jackson
You just don't get it.
Wyatt Flores
Are you retarded or autistic or a faggot?
Nicholas Russell
I AM THE IMMUNIZATION
I AM IMMUNE
Adam Perez
roll
Jacob Watson
im not sick!
Evan Gonzalez
you fucking sluts how many (you)s have you given out?
Jacob Cook
I don't get it
Hudson Powell
Me neither. We are gonna make it.
Connor King
Don’t fight it
Andrew Jones
Hello fellow immune chad. Why don't you give me a hug.
Camden Fisher
Ethan Clark
now you got it
Jack Nelson
You will
Caleb White
Oh, I forgot what today is.
Matthew Reed
I will walk through the valley of coofers.
I will fear no evil.
Gabriel Adams
Pretty fucking gay, bro
Kayden Peterson
coof
Robert Williams
*coof*
Oliver Torres
am i dead?
Christopher Barnes
coof