Safe Zone

Show me your containment gains user, this is a safe space, everyone healthy welcome

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So I got infected even though I've only been replying to anons with completely non-zalgo'd names.

Immeasurably based

Hello

lies

you can get infected by posting in threads with Biohazards

like this one

Check this out!
>flexes my anus

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Greetings fellow healthy posters
Remember to not reply to infected posters

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What level of infection is this? Are you natty?

I'M HERE TO GET SICK
WHAT KILLS ME MAKES ME STRONGER

Oh god the containment is compromised

It would make sense if everyone who posted AFTER a biohazard posted gets infected, but it'd be kind of unfair if you made a post at the beginning of the thread, left, and then get infected later because a biohazard posted long after you had left

My gains are pretty SICK huh?!

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you can get infected by green posters replying to you so it's retroactive anyway

>make post at beginning of this
>if green poster replies to it 23 hours later haha ur infected fuck you
Oh, well that's gay as fuck.

WE NEED TO FLATTEN THE CURVE, ANONS!
1.
>DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN GLOW POSTERS
2.
>CHECK THE NAME OF ANYONE WHO POSTS. IF THERE ARE SYMBOLS ON THE NAME "Anonymous" DO. NOT. REPLY
3.
>IF YOU ARE INFECTED, STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY.
4.
>REPOST THIS IN EVERY INFECTED THREAD

Unironically same.

they'll get it anyway if they stay active

>IF YOU ARE INFECTED, STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY
Fuck you, nazi. You don't tell me what to do. It's just a cough anyway, I'll pull through because I'm not old or an AIDS-ridden fag

Yas Forums will be the least infected board by being Yas Forums

:)

It's just a cough for us Yas Forums don't worry. The only ones at risk are people with pre existing conditions, like /lgbt/ and /mlp/

but that horsepussy be so nice

Maybe.

Im still clean get fucked

That's what I thought too, you'll get yours

Yeah bro you'll probably die

worth it

im immune you dumb nigger just be immune

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Is there a limit to how green you can become?

*Coof*

:)))

LOL

Am I safe here? Lotta aidsposters idk what is going on

Fuck trans people

Hmm? Did you say something?

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yes

your neg hole is already pozzed with toxic cum :) just relax and let it take control of you

:)

Am i okay user?

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not anymore

Mirin bro

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anons r u ok

do you need some juice

i can get you some almond milk hold the almonds

*coof*

right now biohazard seems to be the peak

but there's talk of a fifth stage from people poking around in the code

user I'm already dying I don't need to be shitting my guts out too

healty fags unite

reporting!

she’ll keep me safe

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just checking to see I'm safe

Where are my healthy chads at?

not anymore *coof*

Based
The ogre has come to infect you all

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what is the final stage of the infection?

its ok, you can have diet laxatives instead

Gravemind

spread plague to me pls

gyno

:)

i bought an indoor cycling trainer a week before i went on lockdown. ive been doing that for 30 minutes, a 30 minute bodyweight workout, and then 15 minutes of yoga every day too. i moved some of my stored water into my workout room and i lift those to get the high weight reps in. feels good

heres ur meds

good for ya user

Keep me safe pls

*hugs you*
Will do

You seem unwell

Can all the infected anons reply to this post and see if you can either kill me in one go or mutate the virus?

I'm actually getting stronger

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test

watch out plaguebros

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Based and protecc please

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