ATTENTION FIT

PENIS INSPECTION DAY IS NOW IN EFFECT

CERTAIN POSTERS HAVE BEEN SHOWING SIGNS OF INFECTIONS. ALL POSTERS MUST SUBMIT TO PENIS INSPECTION OR FACE QUARANTINE IMMEDIATELY

THANK YOU

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h-here is my penis, sirs...

*unzips dick*
so how is it, doc?

Checks out, have a nice day, Yas Forumsizen

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sup

I'm sorry anons, but your going to have to come with us, please step into the van and don't resist

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Check me please. I've only done original posts and replied to myself

You fags joke about this, but I actually had a penis inspection day at my school when I was ten. Apparently, one of the boys couldn’t retract his foreskin.

I don't understand. My name is oscillating between being weird and normal.

Herr yu go Orficcor, I sure you find evyting in order

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You're green.

No u

How's it look doc

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Well now you're infected too... I don't know how I got it because I was only making original posts and replying to myself.

Checking

Checks out. Nice length 8/10
Little small, but you're clean
Excellent
Good penis, user

Sorry boys, those dicks aren't looking very good, Come with me to the gas ch- I mean, isolation unit

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ohhh batu soup tasty
*cough* *cough*
postu bodee dyre

pls dont make fun of it

My work here, is done.

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*zip*
I trust that my dick is up to your standards.

u ok

I'm here just to catch it

JESUS WE GOT A LIVE ONE OVER HERE
THIS ONE TOO

Hmmmm... Looks good user, stay safe

Some basic guidelines for today inspections

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im ready

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I brought it here, should make sense that I give you this gift, Yas Forumsizen.
You are strong.
You will rot well.

Come, into my arms.

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Just be quick

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Why am i not green yet give me you power

Thank you for the education material user, you're doing god's work
Sir, you're to remove the circle, I can't see your penis properly
Excellent vascularity user, stay safe.

Sorry sir, your tests are higher than average, our uh, "special treatment team" will tend to you shortly

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You must embrace me, fully.

Excuse me

Sorry, had to deal with traffic.

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Is that so?

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HEYYYY BROTHER!!

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Please be gentle.

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Looks good, user. Excellent girth
mirin your vascularity, you boys check out

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I hate this joke. It always gives me flashbacks to penis inspection day at school (obviously) and I really don't like thinking about it

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Mirin vascularity

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Is my penis okay

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COOOOOOOF

looks good user
First feminine penis we've gotten, thank you for your compliance
That's a weird one, but it checks out
Impressive buldge sir, you're clean

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oh no

I have nothing to be ashamed about.

Pls, no pp bully

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I here you are healthy. What's your secret.
Cough

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first i can't go to the gym, now i can't post on Yas Forums
just fucking let it kill us all

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i just i pitted'' i jus rtp utted on r-rash cream and ;; ngghhh;;;, i-i- i didn't w-wipe... hnhh.;;' p-please.. hurry

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oh shi

YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME MOMMY TAUGHT ME HOW TO WASH I DEMAND A LAYER

I JUST WANT TO GET BACK INTO THE GYM!!!

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I'm... Here for penis inspection dya

You're both clean, thank you gentlemen. Fine penises on the both of you
Hahah- I mean, you look clean user thank you.
Good Benis, user

Jesus christ, get in the van, you two are going to special containment

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AAAAAAAAA

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So how do I look?

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F

"Unzip dick"
Im pretty ticklish, please go easy on me

READY TO PRESENT, SIR!

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JUST CHECK IT, I'm CLEAN I PROMIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

All you boys look clean, thank you for testing

Not looking to good their user, might be herpes. Might be the coof. Come with us for further testing

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You are all like little baby.

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W-well, this is me

checked and cleared

This is the line to the bunker right?

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Mine has been feeling cold, is that bad?

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it's my time

Hello sir, I think I'm clean today boys!

how do i look doc

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Am I clean brehs?

Mine has been feeling slimey

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Mine fucking fell off and grew back

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PILLS HERE

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Good lord user, that's a big one, but it checks out.
Uh, doctor, you're looking a little green. Are you feeling all right?
Two blocks, down however, only pristine penises are allowed in sign, show them this card when you get to the door.

What the fuck, you're not infected but you failed the test, jesus christ.

Showing signs of infection, come with us user.

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here you go doc

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doc, we need to talk

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Uh, anons, I'm not feeling so good. *coof*

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UH OH

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Hope I'm not infected

DOC IS POZZED DOC IS POZZED AVOID HIM

how to delete a post brehs please help