How are your foreskin gains Yas Forums?
How are your foreskin gains Yas Forums?
Uncut here, walkin on sunshine babyyyyy
i've already jacked it 3 times, please no more
Women are fuckin gay how they love sucking dick
Sauce?
Also, I'm uncut but I had phimosis so I did stretching exercises in middle school. I actually fucked up my foreskin and made it too loose so it just looks like I'm cut.
Streching exercises??
coof
Never had phimosis but I jerked off since I was 9 years old so even if I had phimosis it would've gone away a long time ago
Uncut chads win again
How do I convince a woman to willingly do this to me
Gina Valentina
>convince
Shouldn't need convincing if you have a nice willy
0. Don't be an autist.
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
>Shouldn't need convincing if you have a nice willy
Yes, just pull it out to a random woman on the street and she will suck it if it's big, trust me
Worksafe board faggot.
Find a woman waiting around the corner in slutty attires and pay her some cash
Is it actually possible to get your foreskin this big
fine is pretty short and doesn't cover much when I'm hard
Sorry what was that
imagine being banned
and... you're banned
is this the special april thing?
Imagine being infected
literally about to go jack off after seeing this. christ look at those things.
Oh god, I'm gonna cough.
>Anti-porn, nofap or philosophy thread gets posted
>Jannies remove within 3 minutes
>Literal penises get posted
>Jannies nowhere to be seen for 2 hours.
Fuck I want my dick sucked. When am I going to be able to get sloots again.
Yeah and here I was thought I was safe. I had only replied to myself and somehow got it.
"Its a cock, its supposed to stink!"
Ffs you almost killed my nofap. I hope you get the coof
Fuck you fucking coomers, some self respecting people here are on nofap/no porn for fucks sake. Not to mention this is a work safe board faggot.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MODS HELP MEEEEE!!!! NOT THE HECKIN BOOBY BREASTARINOS!!!
STOP POSTING PORN THERE IS AN EPIDEMIC GOING ON HERE
Fuck off coomer
what vid though?
that is disgusting
That's the opposite of what happens if you have loose foreskin. Loose foreskin looks like sleeve of wizard.
Wtf bro what did you do that doesn't even make sense. I also had phimosis until the age of 18, done stretching for a year and it solved my problem
Yeah there's a way to fix phimosis by stretching the skin over time. There's even a way to grow a cut foreskin back
>bug people
Why do uncuts bully cuts as if they had a choice in the matter? I was literally 3 minutes old
god I wish the kikes didnt mutilate me
>willingly
What are you, a faggot?
Based
This may be more related to a short frenulum than to actual foreskin. You can change it if you want to
>larping as a puritan
>on Yas Forums
these are the same brainlets who are proud of things like their race, gender, and intelligence. if they had to define themselves by something they actually worked toward they'd probably die
Don't pretend cuts didn't start it
How my foreskin ?
Man that really makes me mad. (((They))) fucked up the US good
Newfag trying to cover up his fail
Just dont give in to Satan when he's tempting you. You want to get to a state of mind where Mr. Lucifer could show you all the sweet tiddies in the world, but your resolve not to succumb to cheap sin would not give in. If you can get there the Prince of Darkness will send his sexiest succubi to rape you in your bed and suck the lifeforce out of you through your dick, which is the ultimate sexual experience totally worth waiting for.
Having a foreskin is like having dog lipstick.
Ew you're a nigger
t. Coomer who clicked on thread because it was porn
t. Cutfag
this is the safest thread right now
nsfw webms must slow down the infection
My family isn't even Jewish, that's what's so fucked up. The doctor probably just made a sales pitch to my parents back in 94 and they were cool with it. Nevermind thousands of nerve endings are literally being severed, at least it LOOKS nice and clean
>cant even get the saying right
Gross
Based.
Man it's literally mutilation. I'm glad I was born in a shithole 3rd world country.
That bread loaf is raw!
Inform me. Otherwise that's just poor leadership.
Shall I post my erection
Also we need to talk mor about foreskin maxing we dont want jannies deleting this thread for being off topic.
oh
Top kek is english your third language or something
Ahhh yes, "off-topic", that's why they'd delete this thread...
checked
Lord have mercy.