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My newborn is coming up on her 2nd month soon and I need the low-down on vaccines. For some reason there is this crazy divide in the immunization world and I'd like to get to the bottom of it. Please, tell me what you know and point me in the right direction if you can.
Thank you!
Always do the opposite of what jews want you to do.
Vaccines are a good idea in general, clearly proven to work effectively. However a lot of at BEST extremely questionable and at worse downright nefarious stuff has been added into many of the ones med companies have deployed. I personally don't get em, nor does most of my family. Do a lot of research and decide for yourself, it's worth taking the time. Congrats on the kid.
Vaccines are safe and only a retard would risk getting completely avoidable and potentially crippling diseases because "muh Jews" or whatever. Everything you'll ever eat has trace amounts of harmful shit in it. Bananas have radioactive potassium, meat has hormones, fish has mercury, crops have trace pesticides.
Listen that shit is like letting your kid's immune system work on their 1 rep max. Would you load up with 5 plate for a newbie? Fuck no. Get the shots let that kid get swole.
Hope you got them to wait the 3 minutes it takes for the umbilical cord to empty out its stem cells and shit into the infant before cutting it.
shit nigger i thought you were making shit up about the bananas but i googled it and its true
>crazy divide
>fringe group of morons
>crazy divide
Get your shots.
Kids who got the bcg vaccine are now not dropping dead from corona. Get your baby some of that good stuff. Unless it's some freak of nature, it won't get allergies.
>american education
Vaccines are good!
I am looking forward to the Corona virus one coming out!
Jesus fucking christ vaccinate your kids, there are literally no downsides regards of what Karen with cert 3 in make-up and hair posts on Facebook.
Vaccines are safe and effective. If you're going to worry about 'muh chemicals' you're as bad as people who believe chemtrails are a thing.
There is no 'crazy divide in the immunization world'. There's a small group of nutcase conspiracy theorists that are gonna start another plague and then there's the rest of normal civilisation.
Dont let her be vaccinated for like 6 diseases at once. That is the worst problem that they do so many at the time.
>"My kid doesn't need vaccinations because no one else in town has the sickness!"
Said by 1 person = ok.
Said by 3 people = ok
Said by more than half of the entire town = measles outbreak nigga.
Thank you for your input mr. goldberg.
Why the fuck do people come here to ask retards medical advice
Get your fucking vaccinations. Especially for young children.
This is coming from a guy who hasn't got his flu shot for 15 years. (I'm 28)
Wow watching the shill bots come out hard if you question their precious needles. Fucking addicts.
I hope you drown in gasoline
Exactly. I know most of the anti vaccination here are trolling, but still. Nobody should ever take anti vacc seriously.
This post is certified autistic
By not getting vaccine you are directly allowing diseases to persist. Any potential studies you might've looked up is either completely outclassed by the studies proving the benefits of vaccines, or don't qualify as studies in the first place. Please consider doing the civilised world a favor and get vaccinated or kill yourself.
You first rabbi..
Everybody who it's against vaccines has never met no one with polio.
I was in charge of some rich 18 yo kids in Mexico and went to a poor neighborhood to bring some help to build a roof for a woman crippled by polio she had as a kid. After the initial meeting and coming back some of them started bawling their eyes out. It's a miserable existence.
Surprising amount of people in here advocating to put unnecessary and controversial shit into your kids.
Either a lot of non-parent advice or just further proof of Yas Forums's decline into /r/eddit.
I was going to travel and wanted to make sure my vaccines were up to date because I wouldn't have insurance overseas.
I got the hepatitis and tetanus shots at the same time because I'm a fucking idiot. I felt like complete shit for like two days but I survived. Would recommend doing them spaced out.
leave the first baby unvaccinated and then vacinate the next one compare results science my nigga
>radioactive potassium.
Since when has that ever been a health issue? Retard.
OP here.
Thanks. She's the best thing ever.
Birth was beautiful. No interventions, doctor didn't touch the baby 'till she was out, let the cord drain, baby was on mom for an hour after birth and mom didn't even tear (I'll take credit for that one, heh). Took a Hypno Birthing class (based on the Mongan Method, an evolution of Lamaze), would highly recommend for anyone with a kid on the way.
Thank you all for your input. I have heard that you should spread them out. Can anyone recommend a schedule that spreads out the vaccines so that the kid doesn't have to deal with too much at one time?
the fact you are even asking this proves we need licenses before allowing the unwashed horde to reproduce
ill say this piece of anecdote, after my my brother before me was diagnosed with autism
my parents didnt vaccinate me or my sister following his birth
I got reaally fucking sick as a kid, and while ym dad and brothers are like 6'4 with nice builds
im 5'9 and generally weak on my lifts
granted I doubt this like 2 or 3 week crippling sickness could of been the only reason for that
but idk, ive been fine since, and got vaccinated like last year
noticed my jaw started clicking after that.
dont see how it could correlate but just an observation
Just ask the pediatrician. If I remember correctly, they usually do the first shot and you take the baby home. The next time they ask you how it went and if the baby got a little sick or is responding kind of weird to it they'll suggest a different schedule. Happened to my sister because they found out she had some kidney problem that made her a little weak so she couldn't have some shots until she got older.
>Unnecessary
>Controversial
>I don't know anything about vaccines but I'm going to still going to provide an opinion
Go on, without regurgitating mom-science you've seen on social media, explain to me why you're correct.
Or is ever single chemist/pathologist/doctor in the world wrong?
See, I don't have a problem with the vaccines I was given when I was a kid. It's all these new ones that make me skeptical. I remember getting Polio, DTaP, MMR and Varicella. Now they've got Hep B, Rotavirus, HiB (w/e the fuck that is), PCV13, Hep A and the flu shot as well. Maybe they had those when I was a kid, but I don't remember getting a whole lot of immunizations (I'm an 80's baby). Objectively the medical world is a business and these pharmaceutical companies have great incentive to buy people and groups off to sell this shit to the masses regardless of whether it's good for you. The amount of time, effort and financing to get these things through FDA approval is pretty colossal that I wouldn't put it past them to just make it happen even if it would harm the individual. Plus, doctors have a pretty solid history of fucking up people's health with "treatments".
Very nice
I don't feel so good
We've had our pre-vaccine visit with the pediatrician and he just recommends what the CDC recommends, which is what big pharma wants. To be perfectly honest with you, he's pretty biased and has been groomed to carry out their agenda whether he knows it or not.
>going to still going
Were you having a stroke when you typed that comment user?
*cough*
Just give your kid the fucking shots
Okay user. I see your dubs.
>didn't get flu shot for 4 years
>got pneumonia every year for 4 years
>decided to get flu shot
>no more pneumonia
Ask for a different opinion. We used to have two pediatricians. One who was more conservative on his approaches and other who was very trigger happy with his shots and antibiotics. My mother visited both of them depending on how severe she judged the situation. We aren't dead so I guess that works.
>there are literally no downsides
But there are. I'm not even advocating against vaccines but if you read the studies done in the development of them there is evidence some vaccines will cause death in a negligible percentage of children. Imaging being the parent who gets a dead kid for the price of a vaccine.
>people who believe chemtrails are a thing.
This one however rustles my jimmys. Regardless of if there is some background organisation spraying chemicals in the sky jet fuel is carcinogenic and is polluting roofs and waterways. It's like people pick the most improbable thing to make a conspiracy out of to actually distract from the truth which is often worse.
>asking Yas Forums for parenting advice
Have you ever seen a Jew vaccinate their kids? Yeah me neither, don't vaccinate your kid. (((They))) know what's in them and if they won't have it, neither should you.
Don't assume every parent to want good for their kids.
only real answer
>But there are. I'm not even advocating against vaccines but if you read the studies done in the development of them there is evidence some vaccines will cause death in a negligible percentage of children. Imaging being the parent who gets a dead kid for the price of a vaccine.
The fact is sometimes kids just drop dead. I doubt there is any study that conclusively attributes it to a vaccine shot.
VACINES ARE UNNECESSARY
DON'T BOTHER
Right, so imagine Jonah Hill and Lena Dunham did not get their shots when they were kids because of their hippy dippy reptilian parents. Do you want your kids to grow up and turn into weak, fat, neurotic animals like them? They look like invertebrates.
Get the shots, but don't get them on the time schedule those doctors recommend. Space that shit out at least 2X whatever they tell you.
>Everybody who it's against vaccines has never met no one with polio.
This. It's easy to be an anti-vaxxer when you've never been confronted with the effects of these harmful, easily preventable diseases.
Everybody's gangsta until their kids start dying from measles or something.
*COOF* I hope you catch whatever I have
you ain't even infected bitch boy
>I doubt there is any study that conclusively attributes it to a vaccine shot.
Well considering they were healthy before the shots, having been medically examined to ensure they had the best possible chance of a good outcome, it does point pretty heavy towards the shots being directly linked to the deaths. I'd give a source if I could remember where I fun these studies but it was nearly a decade ago. I have a feeling it may have been one attached to the patent for what ever vaccine I was researching at the time.
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To get polio from someone you must eat their shit. I'll not eat anyones shit ta very much.
I think you should get your kid vaccinated. At least make sure your kid gets tge essential vaccines for the dangerous illnesses, the rest are not as important. Give your kid a ton of vaccines and your kid may end up with very frequent ear infections and thus a ton of antibiotics being used, which may cause mild autism in the long run. That's what happened to me but meh, so far that hasn't had an effect on my life in the slightest. However this may also contribute to more bacteria being resistant to antibiotics which is no bueno.
Also congrats on the kid m8.
In the USA vaccination, like every other important health matter, is a brutal exercise in profiteering. Because of this, "official" advice is to give kids too many vaccines for weird shit nobody cares about. With that said, you DO NOT want your baby getting polio or measles or mumps off some filthy gypsy or spic, as it can permanently fuck them up, so cover those ones for sure. It's a balance. Try to check what other countries do, not just Americorp