Explain this Amerifats

Explain this Amerifats.

They wouldn't be filling your shelves with this shit unless there was a demand.

You are sick, overweight and obese as hell you can't handle this.

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it's just normal ass flavoured cereal, most cereals are about the same calories and a set amount of nutrition.
the box art is there to catch the kids attention so they point at your box and you make the sale.

>explain this
Lots of fat retards live in this country and they love eating shit like this. Were you expecting some kind of pushback or something?

Rent free.
Cry harder.

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Please make the picture go away. I eat healthy food and cant stand to look at this unhealthy food a second longer! Make it go away right now! I refuse to look upon this unhealthy sugary cereal!

Why would any parent poison their offspring with this shit
Just make them porridge

I want to try the drumsticks ones and jolly ranchers.

these can't be real things? can they?

Cereal is very controlled now by regulations. It's not like when you were a kid and ate Trix with the shapes. Those were very high in sugar content. Now, I think the limit per serving is 15g?

Ironically if someone made a choice to eat these cereals instead of the actual candy/confection it would be better for them in the long run. But it's like eating sweet dog food these days.

bro, fat fucks eat the whole damn box in one meal. its regulated sure but that doesnt stop them from putting stuff in it to make you want more

>jolly rancher cereal
What the fuck?

Your image only shows that people are buying based Cap’n Crunch

>Not just putting jolly ranchers in milk
Yeah I don't see the point in making it a cereal either, it's probably not as good as the real thing anyway.

>Explain this Amerifats.

We are such a prosperous country that we have an excess of food, we even make joke food to stunt on you

you make trash food, i'll believe it.

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When I lived in Germany they had all sorts of sugary garbage in the cereal aisle. Kellogs is a major player in krautland.

That's actually a good point. No one seems to be buying this.

I haven’t bought cereal in years but I remember the boxes being smaller and smaller when I bought them. Family sized boxes use to be the normal size obes

>They wouldn't be filling your shelves with this shit unless there was a demand.
Companies roll out new shit all the fucking time to see if there even is a demand, europoor faggot. None of those products have been on shelves for more than 6 months except Captain Crunch

Nice quadruple digits

I'm an American. and have never once seen any of those besides OG captain crunch in my lifetime. Then again, I'm an adult and don't eat cereal. Isn't Britain more obese than us per capita? Don't get me started on you murderous, barbarous continentalfags. I will single handedly fuck all of you guys up so badly Uncle Sam himself will have to jump out of a portrait and stop me.

witnessed

is this shoop?

because the kids will whine and cry about it and the parent can't hit them or they'll lose the child

drumsticks looks like it doens't have icecream so I don't know how that's gonna work

>Explain this Amerifats.
They're probably healthier than the candies they're based on

>and the parent can't hit them or they'll lose the child
And this is a good thing you child abusing fuck

>the kids will whine and cry about it
So? Are parents today actually so spineless and weak that they let their kids have whatever they want just so they don’t throw a tantrum? Disgraceful. Also, Cheerios master race.

>Isn't Britain more obese than us per capita?

Lol no. England is like 28% obese. US is 36%.

wow, so only like third place in the world. doing great

if you really want to tangle, we can talk about average intelligence, educational attainment, purchasing power, and national achievements. but you don't want to talk about that.

btw, nice rankings on your higher learning universities.

Well they're actually like 32nd in world obesity while US is 12th. Maybe you should trying using some of that average intelligence a bit and be less of a little bitch about it considering im not even English lel.

>Well they're actually like 32nd in world obesity while US is 12th

well, no. countries like nauru and tuvalu and shit aren't real places

above 50 million population, US is #1 and UK is #2.

I lived with American students when I studied in Ireland last year. I'm not confident most of them know how to prepare porridge. From their eating habits, you'd think that they thought food came straight from the farm in a vac-pack'd plastic tray ready for the microwave. They found it amusing that, for example, I would make my own sauces for pasta - I was literally just making some fucking white sauce for packet tortellini when they started commenting (on me using plain flour... just that it was a simple ingredient, being combined with others and heat in a particular way). Mental.

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>porridge

sorry, we don't eat 12th century peasant food in the US.

"porridge" literally does not exist in the US, fyi.

I'm sorry i cant hear you because America has more Olympic gold medals than your country.

Sure, if you wanna go by that retarded metric then those places are #1 and #2. But no rational person considers the phillipines or Kenya more of a real place than Canada or Australia.

>National achievements
>implying the US could ever eclipse Britain's dual achievements of creating a universal language and attaining the biggest Empire in history
Not even English, but you're just a petulant Ameritard looking for a fight to lose. Again.

how's that empire looking now bro

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Go back

the fuck is porridge?

why the fuck would we make porridge when we have oatmeal

You said achievements, not the current state of affairs.
>inb4 b-but muh g-goalposts
You explicitly said achievements. Past-tense.
England sucks shit now, and has done since WW2. The US may be currently more powerful, but even at its peak it was nothing compared to France, Germany, England, Spain or any remotely relevant continental entities at their peak.
Empires come and go. Call back when you have something impressive that wasn't thanks to Germany, France or Britain.

>this cope
Why are europeens so damn weak, both physically and mentally
Shut the fuck up and eat a burger, nigga

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I would, but you ate them all.

You're damn right

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eat your corn and sugar goy chow

Are you okay mate?

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Holy shit I'm fucking retarded

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Is that Minnesota?

this, i love fitness and cereal, nutritionally speaking all cereals are LITERALLY created equal unless youre eating bran flakes which is only slightly better for you. I could eat half a box with a quart of whole milk.

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>said achievements
We perfected the concept of individual freedom and created the best constitution the world has ever seen that is now the gold standard by which other governments are judged. Only reason it's fucked up is because you centralization-loving eurofaggots keep contaminating our government with shitty notions of what a government ought to be.

Shit, this was meant for

Nutrition aside, anyone know the marketing reason behind this? Seems like in the past year all sorts of weird shit has been turned into a cereal

user pointed this out i think, these are big companies that can churn out a hundred different kinds of a simple product to boost sales from the sheer novelty of weird cereal. maybe one of the new cereals catches on for an even bigger boost, but i doubt they take a loss if they cant sell even a single box of jolly ranchers cereal

Cereal companies are struggling, so they create new flavors and hopefully one of them becomes popular.
I'm one of those people who doesn't buy cereals ever but I do buy the small box of something weird from time to time just to try it.

I'm more concerned about that one cereal costing $7. What the fuck?

>waaaaaah brown people is why i dont have a gf

brand name will fuck ya, gotta fucks with that malt o meal

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It's the kind of cereal you eat as a treat.
I prefer plain corn flakes or oat cereals!

>perfected
Editing someone else's work isn't an individual achievement.
It's impressive and laudable, but it's not the same as something that's completely your own.