How much do you need to bench to optimise the acquisition of teenage pussy into old age?

imagine the shit they'll wear in the summer of this year.

>teenage pussy
its all about the face

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You know the best part of you ran down your mother leg

>Summer this year

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hahahaha

Teenagers are retards, why do internet weirdos want them so badly

This. Though obviously low bodyfat helps with the face. Though if you're an older guy part of the appeal is "daddy mode" with is maybe 14-17% bodyfat with a good amount of muscle. So pick your poison I guess.

>hook up with 21 year old
>for the hours before going to bed and then again immediately after waking up in the morning she just keeps watching weird dancing videos on tiktok
I do not understand zoomer girls at all.

>he can't fuck prime pussy
women past 17 are post-wall

20 yrold dating a 16 yrold.

problem is she's religious af, no sex b4 marriage type of shit, she's a virgin tho and sucks me off sot it's cool

>she's a virgin
user I...

Had a similar experience.
>fuck zoomer girl, 19
>vapes and watches basedmen on tiktok
>gave head like in a porn though

That too. Ripping one of those not-Juul rectangle vapes every 5 minutes

Bullied or uncool when they were in high school generally. Trying to have that experience later in life.

>problem is she's religious af, no sex b4 marriage type of shit, she's a virgin
>problem is
What are you some kind of faggot? Wife that woman.

>marrying someone before you know if you're sexually compatible

Fear of grown women, which reminds them of their dominant mothers, so they go for people who are bewlo even them on the social power scale: Children or trannies.

This. Only incels want virgins. Don't buy the cat in the bag.

>start dating girl my age
>know I'll eventually have to break up with her because by the time I'm ready for kids she'll be too old
That's why men date down.

>met gf when she was 17 and I was 22
>now 22/26 and still happy together

Truly the most based existence. If you are picking up girls in their 20s, it is simple probability that they have had a handful of sexual flings, multiple long-term romantic partners, and often engagement, marriage, and children. They know they can be happy without you. My girlfriend constantly says "I'm so happy with our age difference," there is something natural about it. Do the right thing for yourself, kings.

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>In the USA at least, girls that age are emotionally retarded
Women are too retarded to consent at all ages. This is why the father chose a mate for his daughter for most of history.

You don't need to bench very much, you just need to be a drug dealer. I'll never forget my 40yr old dealer's qt 16 year old junkie gf. Some fucked up shit but I was also a bit jelly.

Junkies are subhuman. I'd rather a 30 year old waller than an 18 year old junkie.

yes officer, this man right here

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You may be right. But youre also a creep for pickin up 17 year olds at 22 lol

We all know the formula: (Your age / 2) + 7 = minimum age you can date without being deemed a creep

You know the formula, but can you do arithmetic?

Sexual compatibility is a psyop.

Not much.
just have money
You glow niggers are literally retarded.
16 is the age of consent in my state, and it is in almost any sophisticated area.
imagine being an alabama amerucunt and can't fuck women until they are either 21 or your sister

You should be able to gauge simple differences in sex drive by how you feel when cuddling. Unless you (or her) are into really weird fetish shit I don't see the particulars being that big of an issue.

I've found that I can mostly excuse differences in sexual taste, at least in my short (relatively) term relationships. Shit personalities are an absolute dealbreaker though, and you can figure that out without sex.

You'll only be having sex sometimes, you will to be with her personality literally all of the time.

>tfw already had 2 partners
So if I have any more I have to push through to reach the 6-10 happiness peak before settling down?

>sexually compatible
You have penis she has vagina

You gave her head like in porn?

God that’s so hot

>nooo you are a creeperino
Your grandpa likely popped your granny 14yr old cherry while he was nearing thirty already
Next you will defend whores as marriage material too, stop listening to social shaming made by old salty women

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This and basedpilled

By the time I leave college I’ll be 27

Girls my age are post wall why would I want one

I hate graphs designed this way, starting at 50%

Graphs should always have 0 as the starting point reeee

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE LEGAL SEX WIHT A CONSENTING FEMALE BECAUSE IT'S CREEPY
>EWWWWWW HAVE SEX WIHT MY ROTTEN INVERTED ROAST BEEF SANDWHICH INSTEAD I DESERVE A HUSBAND AFTER GETTING FUCKED HUNDREDS OF TIMES BY CHAD AND TYRONE OFTEN AT THE SAME TIME
Seethe more roastie

>NOOOOO NOT THE TEENERINOS FRESH UNSULLIED VAGINEROO

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fuck you fuck you fuck you

I thought only the women had to be a virgin

i dated 14 girls, now way my marriage will be happy now

haha get fucked I'm still a virgin and when I finally get a gf we will be happy.
mirin brah?

How did you possibly think that was a good idea? You literally cannot pair-bond anymore

>ya'll is onions

come down south and let us know you yank scum

you guys worry way too much about girls

kek i meant onions

onions

imagine being such a troglodyte you think legal = moral

Is this something new or am i just retarded? why is s o y correcting to onions

Dios mio

newfag holy shit

Irritating b8

don't get a high school chick
18-23 is the perfect age

kek i've never said the word s o y on here you fuck

every stupid whore/basedboy uses y'all online. It is fine if you say it in person but online it is S O I

Legal means I won't get punished.
I don't need to care about a fiction such as morals.
I have no one to impress.
fucking moral fag
new fag tier b8
ok deezu

when did this happen? I've been on the chan's for 5 years now. Ik still a newfag, but I don't remember this

you're looking for validation from others about your degenerate lifestyle, and then get mad when we don't approve.

Pathetic.

FUCK YOU NIGGAS

I finally found An attractive virgin at the age of 20 (she's 16) and there's no way i'll be happy with her, she's also religious fuck me

What's meant isn't the colloquial use of the word "y'all" but the common one word reaction to things that the progressive collective agrees are problematic.

city fags want to be black
for some reason.

>We

Sorry bro I want to fuck hot young barely legal pussy too. You can enjoy your abstinence and 40 year old roasties.

not mad brah
kek
don't need your approval either
have fun with your pounded out roastie

>want to be black
>ya'll

Blacks stole the damn word from Texans in the first place

Just one more to go before peak post-virgin happiness, brahs. I'm already closing in on a virgin girl as we speak

Enjoy your permaban

fucking kek

wow you really ruined your life bro.
because they were still there for so long
and when they moved out into the arms of the north and new states they brought southern culture with them.
like killing people for fun and being a total cunt.

>wow you really ruined your life bro.

fuck you nigger, i'm actually shaking rn

>we
most reddit shit I've ever read

Yes she had a very large feminine penis.

>we

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I'm gonna keep it real with you OP, girls that go for marginally older guys are either gonna get you V& or have the herps

Based

>falling for the hook up culture degeneracy
Peak goy