Roll to see if you can avoid spreading W-uflu in the restroom

Roll to see if you can avoid spreading W-uflu in the restroom

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How dare you attack innocent asians by calling it that Republican nazi

I bought one of those poop stools from amazon for 25 bucks. it's not necessary by any means but it is nice to have

Easy there Chang. Go back to bbc posting to cool your nerves

>t. 0

One day I want to try squatting to shit. Not on a toilet, that story about the guy slicing his ass open literally scared the shit out of me, which I evacuated in an inefficient position. But I want to experience the performance benefits of squatting.

2, I place a small stool under my feet to elevate my legs up and make the shit force itself out

Roll

kek

rolling for 8

IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?!

I hope I spread bst soup fever

>giving a smaller version of yourself oral sex

rolling to decide my next shit

roll for 0

Rolling for 0

not too bad

not fit related asshole

rolling

Rollain

roll

>using toilet
lol

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Rollan

Unironically number 6 is how you're supposed to shit. No animal sits down on a crapper, look at a dog, an ape, anything, they all crouch. Switch to squatting on the shitter and your shits will improve.

4 but in a bucket

more imprtantly, how do you wipe your ass

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The blank reverse image search I just did is worrying me

The filename is in Unix time so don't worry, somebody has posted it before

Unronically ive been doing 6 all my life and thought it was the normal position

usually 1 but unironically 6 if im having trouble. i hope to get a stool soon though

Tbh ive always done #6
I also have no problem squatting atg and I suspect it's got something to do with that

be careful anons

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Fuck this is scary. But ive been doing this my entire life but yeah ill be wary next time

I do get scared of this happening
But it's legitimately frustrating to shit any other way

>ive been doing this my entire life but yeah ill be wary next time

help

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WHy?

Raul

>nairaland
rare site

I've been pooping like 6 since I was 9, it's good because I can use my hands spread my ass then clench it so the poop comes out faster. The worst is the fact that the poop falls from a higher level and hits the water with more momentum so the splash tends to be more dangerous, to avoid that I lean a bit to the side so it hits the bowl as it lands. Sometimes I'm afraid I might lean to much and break the bowl.

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I never realized that Yas Forums's generated file names are the current Unix times, neat. Thanks user.

Y-you're right sir.. I-I'll go right back over to Yas Forums and do that.. Think you for letting me go..

if you dont do 5 youre disgusting

>Roll

8

Nice

It's transmitted via feces so yes

rool

enchaimada

I agree, we all know the jews are the real spreaders of this thing

Watch me roll 0

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Cringe

What's it like not to get dubs on command