Have you ever had a gym crush?

>haven't seen my gym crush in weeks
>last time i saw her she loaded up the smith machine next to me for squats
>then asked me to lower the bar on it for her a few pegs
Surely I was in, bros.
Life was beautiful in the olden days. Now I just lift rocks alone.

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yea, me.
>tfw homegym masterrace

However has the biggest tits in my vicinity automatically becomes my crush.

lol least you talked to her, I know for a fact my crush is creeping on my social media, which she must have found out via stakerishhh methods, but I still can't bring myself to talk to her. I just dunno how to break the ice.

Never. Cardio bunnies not thicc enough. Girls that lift usually only hit lower body, complimented by an equal amount of time posing for instagram. Actual Wheyfu's are few and far between. Powerlifting women and roided women are atrocious.

I just set goals for myself. Like I made it a goal that I was going to say hi to her when I walk in so I did and it’s regular now. Then I would go to equipment when she was to cause an interaction and we would do that kinda awkward “no you go ahead” thing or I would notice something I needed like the squat rack would have weights on it and ask if she was using it.
She’s always nice and smiles, but she really is like personal trainer having pro bodybuilder tier I think and I’m a normie so I don’t want to embarrass myself and ruin the friendly gym vibe. Don’t know why someone’s who’s actually fit would ever hesitate

that sounds like a good plan man, my biggest fear is autistically blurting out her name, when we haven't even introduced our selves. I would never show up to that gym ever again kek

No, women are subhuman.

>No, women are subhuman.

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your neck is fine man you don't need to post this in every thread

>Don’t know why someone’s who’s actually fit would ever hesitate

Because even if you're fit in the outside, you are still (to an extent), the same nervous skinnyfat manlet on the inside.

Lifting doesn't change that. Talking to more girls, does, though.

>No, women are subhuman.

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based

Ain't worth it

yes, she was 6'4" and I am 5'7".

She was always sweating and her abs were always showing.

God

I dropped a plate on my toes once. Does that count?

>I know for a fact my crush is creeping on my social media
How?

Undoubtedly based

based !

>your gym crush acknowledges your existence and even talks to you
you're on a different plane of reality than the rest of us here

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>thin girls too thin
>medium girls too medium
>muscle girls to muscly
just fuck dudes already faggot

This happened to me too. For me she found out who some of my friends are and added me through mutuals after I refused to sleep with her.

you sound like a creep that she feels awkwardly obligated to be polite to

Same thing happened to me. She just randomly showed up as a follower on my insta and would like my photos even though I never told her my account info.

Not exactly, thers this one girl who I think is like an 11/10 and I can't help but to stare and consider talking to her, but at the same time I know she's almost definitely just a thot and I wouldn't catch feelings so there's no point.

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>I refused to sleep with her
Based desu

you free friday night?

Get a plane ticket to Vegas, an Uber our to Bunny Ranch, pay the fee, take your turn at a roastie’s cock carousel

There was this one smoking hot petite blonde but it turned out she's married to an acquaintance nof mine.

Also a cute tall chick (like 6'3), still shorter than me though, would have made great breeding material. No excuse for not pursuing her desu. I changed gyms since then.

have sex

she's my gf now

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Bros for how long do you usually lick pussy? Asking for a friend

As long as it takes. Best advice I ever got was from a porno, "bro, you lick a pussy slow... you got her for life" in some very fake Spanish accent. Works wonders though.

Really? Set me up brother, what are your techniques, you do what for how much time roughly? Do you go for a clit straight away or tease?

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Clit is last my guy, ya got kiss everything then suck the lips, each individually, minimum minute each. Then start moving towards the middle, slowly circling the vagina. When she's about ready to scream with anticipation, that's when you start on the clit. Suction onto it with your mouth and slowly go around and up and down. All takes about 15 minutes maybe if you do it right, prolly longer idk I've never timed it.

I see, i will try something along those lines tomorrow, if this thread lives for 24 hours i will report back. After 2 or 3 mins doing it, do you already get the sings that she is enjoing it? Do you finger her in the meantime?

chinks are fucking disgusting
kys but kill the chink first

No, next retarded question.

I dont even look at 3d women anymore

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>saying hello and making casual small talk is creepy
Ok incel

>I set goals to get in her way when she's reaching for equipment to initiate awkward interactions
this is creepy unless you're very attractive, just like most other contrived interactions with girls who are out of your league but too polite to tell you to fuck off

every time I go to the gym more or less

Yes but nobody gives me sauce

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let's see from the nape I can't really tell with your arms rise up

There was this thicc kinda chubby chick in my gym. Thought I noticed her checking me out but wasn't sure but was trying to think up shit to say to her. Anyway I wasn't wearing my glasses so when she moved closer I saw how fucking ugly her face was so I just ignored her and finished my workout.

It's pretty retarded how basically every somewhat proficient hentai artist can draw perfect bodies but mother nature can only shit them out like 0.00001% of the time or less and then everybody fights over them. Fucking bullshit.

Basé

I have never been inside of a public gym

When you're giving her the ol' lickaroo use your tongue to write the alphabet. When I finish the alphabet I just start spelling random shit and conversations

How long it usually takes user? Do you make her cum from it or you move on to other things?

>working up the courage to talk to a pretty girl is creepy

You sound like a virgin who has kissed one girl and is trying to play an alpha online.

>needing sex

I NEED SEX

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>squats in a smith

when you see her again, try to help her be not casul.