What rituals does Yas Forums do before a big lift?

What rituals does Yas Forums do before a big lift?
>pic related, I do the Archvile's pose and sometimes shriek if no one's around

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can you shoot fire?

No but I like to close my eyes when doing it and imagine my hands engulfing in flame

Post shriek vocaroo

it's too late where i'm at to shriek like a banshee, if this thread is up tomorrow i will

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I blast doom eternals soundtrack and imagine I’m beating the fuck out of people I hate, glory kills and shit. It’s perfectly human to have violent fantasies, only a psychopath can’t control themselves and acts on them though.
So to get hyped up you imagine you’re the second weakest creature who’s only real purpose is to be farmed for health/ammo/armor?

Just go for a short walk around the block and do it real quick, you’ll never see those people again. Or go to the bathroom on a floor you never go on if it’s in a building

I'm prone to beat my chest like a gorilla before/after heavy lifts

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I execute the death posture and when I'm done I make fake low kicks very quickly, pretend I'm tripping on some rock, hold my head and start screaming. Regardless the place I'm in

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ahh, a fellow magician

I like to say to myself,
*teleports under weight*
*lifts weight*
*heh, nothing personal weight*

Ok, but you have to deliver OP

I get up on a bench and shout: "FORGIVE THEM FATHER, FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING".

Lmao I'm not sure if cringe or based

how about you play Doom 2, and see how much scarier the Arch-Vile is

HOLYFUCK IS THAT HERETIC OR HEXEN? I REMEMBER THAT AS A CHILD

Its doom you retard

OR DOOM NVM IM RETARDED

the sword is the worst part of Eternal
it just encourages you to instantly nuke the toughest and most interesting to fight enemies at the start of every fight and then every fight is the same as every other one

i fuck my dad

this

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Sometimes I quote Duke Nukem

When doing deadlifts I stomp my feet into position them start swaying side to side (to make sure my feet are firmly planted). I'll usually say something stupid before lifting.

On bench press I'll get into position, wipe my hands on my shorts, grab the bar, let go of the bar, wipe my hands again, then in the most robotic way possible grab the bar again (placing each of my fingers one at a time). Then lift.

Those are the only rituals I have.

I do my grows since I'm 5'5"

I wake up, put on my music, and think about things that make me intensely angry or pumped for over an hour until I realise I've been flexing for over 30 minutes, and with that combined anger and pumped up music, I then lift for a few hours while watching a twitch stream that starts at 5pm every day and ends around 8-9pm
also I pretend I'm archangel Michael and I'm preparing myself for war and sending people to heaven or hell. bonus, my name is Michael

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voca.ro/mkai3vvipi9

based

I look in the mirror and imagine im fucking a female version of myself for test boost.

Based

Cringe, sorry dude

>That one level where they put the Arch-Vile in the walls where it couldn't be killed but could still rez its allies
Fucking devilish

Op's pic is an archvile, not an imp

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Old doom you fat retard

> Clap hands twice
> Offers workout, sweat and gains to Fortuna
> Ask for her favour in my endeavors

That's my ritual, I do it after warming up before the actual workout

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Either I meditate on getting called fucking disgusting in middle school/pick some other emotional scabs or I sing/scream along to beware or I take a second to think about how many reps I need to get, shout light weight baby and then unrack. I have to PR or else I'll look like a fucking asshole in that scenario.

Kek

that sound like gay wicca shit

Yeah, I guess it does.

based as fuck

>voca.ro/mkai3vvipi9
holy shit
exactly what i needed today

close but kaio-ken

>receptionist smiles and says “have a good workout!”
>”blow it out your ass”
I’m thinking based

>oh no this twink FAGGOT who is a literal flamer is gonna throw fireballs at me, oh look at that I one shitted him like I did every single other one
Maybe you’re a puss puss who would just get transmogrified into a zombie
I haven’t gotten in the sword yet but thanks for the heads up, I’ll try to avoid using it until the end or maybe for the mancubus’ because I hate them
Made my day

fucking hilarious

youtu.be/WP2TK6_nSNY

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Didn’t see it coming already forgot he posted it 10/10

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Incredibly based, absolute madman

In orbit god bless

>>oh no this twink FAGGOT who is a literal flamer is gonna throw fireballs at me, oh look at that I one shitted him like I did every single other one
You are confusing imp with archvile bro, archvile is a very lategame enemy

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Based
I yujiro pose
Ok but this also kinda reminds me of something kinda embarrassing that happened
>Be walshart employee
>Get hour lunches
>Gym is RIGHT next to my walshart
>Decide to hit a quick pull day. No time to change, so I go in jeans/shirt
>I've been going there for a few years and like to goof around with the gym receptionists, bring in peppa pig sunglasses cus I'm a fag idk
>Decide to hit some deadlifts
>See a pack of teenagers behind me fuckin' around
>Idea starts to brew
>I look pretty dyel with clothes on but am still pretty strong
>Think it would be funny to deadlift heavy (ish)
>In my street clothes
>Wearing peppa pig sunglasses
>Load up like fuck idk I wanna say 365 or385 on the bar
>HOIST that nigga up ez
>Slam it down
>Say "Peppa power" and HOIST that nigga up again
>Slam it down
>Don't think they heard me
>I say it again, a little louder
>"Hnggg P-Peppa power!"
>HOIST that nigga up one last time
>Slam it down
>They DGAF
>Except for one of the based mexican boomers
>Looks very concerned. Nervous that he thought my form was shit.
>Approaches me and notifies me that I blasted a hole in the ass of my jeans
>Wear the gym shorts I should have worn for the rest of my shift when I returned
My deadlift is 405 x 3 now so I feel like I'm making it

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I walk up to the bench like DIO and mutter "MUDA MUDA MUDA" before approaching the barbell.

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Very nice OP delivers

Kill yourself Zoomers

>NOOOOOOOO PEOPLE YOUNHER THAN ME CANT JUST ENJOY NEW VERSIONS OF THE THINGS I USED TO LIKE I LIKED IT NEGORE THEM!
Ok boomer

Impressive skreak

Good thread