Asked by a purple belt qt to roll with her today

Asked by a purple belt qt to roll with her today
Cya later virgins!

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you gunna let her win

make sure you don't forget your cup so she doesn't feel that pathetic boner you will have throughout the session

haha imagine passing her guard and just chilling in half guard hahahaha and then passing to side control and going straight into north south XD

Why do BJJfags think they have the best martial art? It really hasn't held up in MMA.

It was god tier growing up in the early 00's in elementary school destroying any retard.. its 2020 now bjj fags muay thai and wrestling is everything

I do everything my coach tells me to do, but personally I love sharpening up my boxing. Muay Thai uses more tools, but I really like being able to focus more on footwork and 4 basic punches.

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ZERO FUCKING DAMAGE

is it normal for some movements to end in oral sex? a-asking for a friend haha

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in 6 months you’ll be asking for legal advice because you got #metoo’d

boxing is about points too, love taps get counted

nice feet

so reverse 69?

Fuck boxing is so cool
>tfw wrestlefag learning bjj
once im not so shit at bjj should i do boxing or muay thai. been doing bjj for 9 months but still am not where i wanna be

Boxing is an A tier sport but if you want to defend yourself what happens when the guy that attacks you kicks you in the head

Source?

The average dude can't

BJJ is only "irrelevant" now because every fighter has to have elite BJJ to get by. That's why there aren't any BJJ specialists anymore, it's because everyone is a BJJ specialist. You can get by without elite boxing or elite wrestling or elite muay thai, but BJJ is absolutely essential. Pure Jiu Jitsu against any other pure martial art still wins 99% of the time.

*knocks you out cold with a left cross*
Heh, nothing personnel kid.

Boxing is cheaper and definitely more accessible than Muay Thai.

heh, cute
*times your cross*
*ducks under*
*grabs the single leg into high crotch and dumps you on your head*
*chokes you to death with an arm triangle from side control*

It's true that everyone has a good BJJ game nowadays, but almost all champs are elite wrestlers first. So even though you obviously need both it's
wrestling first, BJJ second > BJJ first, wrestling second

Nice feet

imagine rolling with a qt and you overpower her with your strength and pull down her ki pants to reveal her pink panties and you remove your pants and fuck her right there and there haha wouldnt that be weird

Not exactly the most likely scenario

cute feet!

Understandable, I also want to beeat and choke women

Imagine holding her in a sankaku jime and having her kiss you balls haha wouldn't that feel awkward

North south is normal 69

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*evaporates into thin air*
*appears behind you*
*kicks your toilet*
It was merely a kage bunshin, bakayaru, konoyaru!

Whats the fucken SAUCE reverse image shows no results. 10/10 feet

Based

Yes especially with another man

Honestly, when being chocked or feeling your arm breaking, you don't care about genitals, sweat or boobs

How is this allowed in gyms?

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Is sucking a woman's foot a legitimate bjj move?

>Be me
>Watch your pic
>Be more interested by what the guy rolling in the back do than by the qt in front....
I fucking need to roll more thant to fuck a hoe.

haha

Based

Bump for sauce

im a 6'2 lanklet
how do i get into bjj to have cute fem partner to roll with

you don't. the 5ft 2 guy will choke you out for 8 weeks untill they kick you out for being a pervert

I hate how men go easy on women, do whenever I roll with women I go super hard on them just to show them how much stronger men are than them. Anyone else?
pic related is me , blue dan

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Fuckin based

I don't give a shot I don't give a shot I don't give a shot I don't have a shot I don't give a shot I don't give a shot I don't give a shot I don't give a shot I don't give a shot sick it

I knew you did, After we re-open Im going to break your arm. You know I can. Good luck bitch

Let's go my dude, I quite enjoy rough rolls, but pls always remember to respect the tap though

>user pretends to be a woman to spook someone into thinking they revealed themselves

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Coach wont believe you. It'll snap. I'll say im sorry, and how it was an accident. But you will know, and I will know.

Ok cool story fatty but why are your legs so short? Manlet?

Well I will just rape you in your sleep

>Insults a body
>doesn't post his own body
Me: that's cringe dude
Yas Forums: that's cringe dude
universe:that's cringe dude
Absolutely everyone: That's cringe dude

If you want to insult someone's body, you have to post your own dude lmao you are so cringe beta

>posts his mediocre body
>gets called out for it
>doesn't post height
>reddit text meme
>tries to distract

Ok cool maybe watch another Yas Forums tutorial

Me:.....
Yas Forums:......
Absolutely nobody:......


You: Ok cool maybe watch another Yas Forums tutorial

LMAO so cringe

I think wrestling right now is only popular because it has potential for superiority. If you have been following UFC fights lately you would see that the wrestlers are starting to have a hard time taking people down as takedown defence is becoming better and better. Guys like Charles oliveira, tony ferguson and even old maia have shown that a guard can be just as scary as a takedown.

yes yes however im foot taller than him and i bent row his bodyweight for 20 reps

says u

>fighting against a woman
>choking or feeling your arm breaking

How often do you just hug your opponent in bjj? Would a tight hug be an effective move? If I was sparring with a woman and just hugged her and nesled my face in her soft beautiful hair and refused to let her go is there much she could do against that?

I mean if you're in side control (pic related) making this tight and just sitting on it for a bit to tire your opponent out is a legit strategy.

another example would be you've got someone in your guard and you *hug* them and keep them down on the ground with you so they can't move as much

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What is a better option for side control, having your knees close to the opponent's head and hips () or laying flat on your belly to get more pressure on your opponent?

probably knees but I don't know shit

Cool but literally everyone else in pic related is chanting, "n-no homo."

No, not side control, I'm talking about full frontal hug straight on, standing up or lying it doesn't matter. Keep in mind I as a man will be much stronger than a sweet, soft, gentle, fragile woman. I could easily tank any strikes. Pic kinda related, this is the position I mean. Any viability here?

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maybe some takedown shit? Idk you'd have to ask some judo/wrestler bros for that

Ok manlet

Depends on the situation, there's no one size fits all answer.
Also if you're laying flat you should be on your toes, not your belly.

The nightmare

Bjj know nothing at all about takedowns? Wtf
How the fuck did the Gracie's do it all those years

they do but just basic shit singles doubles etc reason I said judo/wrestler is cause they know more takedowns.

maybe some other bjj gyms train more shit

You ever consider that you may look like someone she can beat and that's why she asked?

USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD while controlling your opponent! drive it into the base of the jaw in It will force your opponent/partner to use a limb to defend.
In white hips are way too high to ensure proper side control. Blue hand on his hips shows that.

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