This is the perfect male body, ask any female

This is the perfect male body, ask any female

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Natty?

tfw im almost hairless
how to cope

Why the hell would a female know what the perfect male body is?

hercules mode

Women don't care about your body as long as you aren't fat

lol
this guy
you probably believe when she says she doesn't usually do what she's about to do

Idk about the perfect part
But its really really good like top 99%,good body to strive for.

why would you want hair on your body? it's disgusting.

But he needs to make his beard look more clean.
Preferably was shorter

Enjoy your ban kid
Just kidding but that is such a teenager thing to say

I think they care less than men usually do, but it also varies person to person obviously

They are usually speechless when a guy with a decent face has a incredible body, its a legit halo.

Holy shit I have these genetics but I’m fat as hell. Was basically a downsized version of this before I took the powerlifter bloat pill

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Natty???

>as long as you aren't fat
I’ve got some news for you user-kun. They’ll still slob on her knob if you’re fat. Personality is what counts.

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Fags who say shit like "just don't be fat" or "just have a good personality" and think that's enough to get pussy just because some wasted whale whore's beer goggles were just strong enough that night to suck your microcock behind the dumpster of the 7/11 don't know what true abundance is.

If you get fit, and have an inkling of an interesting personality, bitches are flying at you if you put yourself out there. It honestly becomes disgusting and I understand so much more about women now then I ever did in my dyel days

Wrong. This is the perfect male body.

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Is this from personal experience or the fantasy of an incel mind?

Nope

NAME?

Actual personal experience user. I worded it strongly, just because I can on here, but the underlying message is true IME. Chicks are thirsty af

women* FTFY

Are you roiding, user?

have sex

gay people love this look, women love everything shaven + longer hair.
This guy takes it in the ass btw.

t. bisexual

fraid not. Don't want ma gonads to become gonoes.

>women love everything shaven + longer hair
I've unironically never met a woman who preferred smooth men.

>no red hair anywhere on my head or body
>beard comes in red

Fucking WHY

My god no amount of facial hair can hide that mongoloid face and weird ears. Also short torso is genetic bad luck sorry kinda gives away that he's like 5'5

Mirin, but he needs to get a less gay haircut and shorten the beard. Or at least stylize it less.

Women's preferences exist on a spectrum. I can say from experience that some women like hairy dudes with a little chub over muscle. Some prefer different builds and hairyness. Its a spectrum, like autism since we all have it on this site

well, you go to first world then vladimir

Maybe you should try talking to women for once in your life. Guys are the only ones who prefer smooth men.

weird beard shape. should be a little more wild

my body is like that, and women find it gross

what is an “interesting personality” and how do i obtain one

>Mirin, but he needs to get a less gay haircut and shorten the beard. Or at least stylize it less.
This
Beard is too big for his hair, it overpowers the rest of his face and makes him look like an overdone lumberjack.

>women
Those meatbags are worthless. Real men like dominating men like pic OP posted

you're the perfect faggot

minus the face and disgusting pubic and stomach hair ya

Shut up str*ightoid you don't know what you're saying.

nah. im an exfatty, i was the life of every party and always making everyone laugh, literally got invited to everything. got zero attention from females until i got /fit.

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Ok I'll ask my mom

>oh yeah fuck me daddy you're sooooo hot and healthy!
Meanwhile, what you actually look like

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Who is this?

You are not worthy of cooming to her.

You got it almost 100% wrong. Most women prefer body hair (To an extent) and the shortest hair possible. It's common sense, you guys really should read about sexual dimorphism before you type such retarded comments.

any other femanon annoyed by body hair in guys?

Wear an N95 mask that seals perfectly. OP’s pic will have to settle for a scarf to keep out the corona.

Because they're gay

>Women don't care about you
Fixed.
Women care about what kind of lifestyle you can provide for them and any kids she shits out.
If fucking you will make her friends jealous, she will do it. This is also why girls are always trying to fuck their "friends" exes, in case you haven't figured it out.
Women have no drive or desires other than to compete with other women.

lol @ this cope. All other variables controlled for, given two choices, a woman is going to sleep with the dude that has a better body. They may not choose a guy with a better physique in a long-term relationship, however, but this is just because they're afraid he may leave for a another woman and they won't risk that (power dynamics, she may perceive him to be out of her league), or because it indicates incompatible interest ("I won't date a gym rat if I myself aren't one").

Dude. Pretty sure men do it too. Obviously there's some competition going on in society. Is not part of lifing to make males, as well as females jelly as fuck? Who cares man.

based fat chad

I'm in my mid 20s and am just getting hairier.
Fuck you, I'd kill to have a hairless body.

Not really, the hair is excessive, I'd rather have someone who groomed. plus clean shaven men are better.

user from the post you replied to.

>some wasted whale whore's beer goggles were just strong enough that night to suck your microcock behind the dumpster of the 7/11 don't know what true abundance is.

While in my original post I just talked about getting your cock sucked, I was more or less using it to imply that even fat people can have sex, but also can find love.

Abundance doesn’t really matter. Being a whore is nothing to be proud of, and having women flocking to your dick is meaningless, as they would most likely flock to the next mans cock just as quick. What matters is a solid relationship with someone who you find attractive and can work with well.

I have both, despite being fat as fuck. I’m working on improving myself, but fat doesn’t stop you from achieving a loving relationship

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delta is that you

Hi Hankel, stop gemposting.