Ever since quarantine started, my gf has been sleeping all day and being a lazy bitch. Pic related. How do I fix this?

Ever since quarantine started, my gf has been sleeping all day and being a lazy bitch. Pic related. How do I fix this?

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>How do I change someone else

You don't, retard.

Imagine spreading that ass so a BBC could stretch and creampie her tight wet pussy

why is your bed on the fucking floor

Kill her idiot

i c pooc

fucking coomer stop watching porn

>bed is just a mattress on a carpet
do americans really?

That women was put on earth to suck fuck and worship Black dick

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>That women

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If it were a real pic it would have cum all over dat ass. Either remedy that asap or fake news!

All women crave getting pounded by a BBC

Thats pretty hilarious. Nothing triggers white men more than the thought of BBC in white pussy

shove your dick inside her you virgin

>pic related
Yeah, whatever. Anyways, why changing if there's a fucking thing to do besides fucking and watching TV?

Please tell me she has a BLACKED RAW scene

Don’t you have somewhere else to be a cuck?

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i had that same trashcan in college op, nice

I don't think any respectable male would like to have a gf that would do such things

question to chads itt

how does it feel to have sex

t. non sex haver

Feels like sticking your dick in one of those water tube toys after microwaving it for 35 sec on 8/10 power.

Nice. When you grab boobs it's like holding little bags of Sand.

just fuck her hard and often in plyometric positions to improve her stamina, flexibility and core strength

>only Chads have sex
Bruh,....seriously.

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Breeding my wife with a hung Black man would be a privilege

stop giving reddit asians attention

Dude...
So that means if I microwave one of those water tube toys for 35 secs on 8/10 power I get to feel what sex is like without actually sleeping with a woman?

Stop replying to obvious bait you braindead chimps

dude only like the top 20% of the population actually have sex. it's not a thing us normals do, it's more of a top tier chad charismatic rich and lots of hobbies and personality that does it.

kek nice but not as nice as it looks in porn

HAS BBC POSTING BEEN THE ANSWER TO THOT POSTING ALL ALONG?

Yeah just make sure to text yourself afterwards that the water tube toy never actually had feelings for you and that the water tube toy is just really confused and can't handle anything emotionally draining right now and then you find out almost everyone at work fucked the water tube toy and then you find out that your bike and your lifting belt laugh at you with the water tube toy behind your back.

Hello sir,
you seem like an honorable man. If possible, I would like to contact you to discuss future career opportunities.
Kindly share your LinkedIn name with me.
Best

believe it or not most blacked posters are also thot posters

man
my face and my personality is fucking shit

no wonder women dont want to be anywhere close to me
at most i get complimented by some uggo girls or the ones that are straight up married already

its hopeless for me desu
BIG BAVARIAN

It doesn't trigger me as such because it's mostly a lie/jewish cuck fantasy that blacks have bigger dicks on average or that white women are attracted to them, it just gives the same feels as beastiality, it's abhorrent desu.

I would unironically skuttle over like a little dirty cockroach to her bare feet and start slobbering all over them. Her toes would be tongued and sucked and I would cum all over her arches.

>because it's mostly a lie/jewish cuck fantasy that blacks have bigger dicks on average or that white women are attracted to them
Can you prove that or is that just something you tell yourself because you're in denial?

only 2 posts in
you're getting slower chang

Feels good

hand gives more dick pleasure than vag

sex is weirdly more "whole body" pleasure than just dick focused pleasure, not sure how to describe it

feeling of contentment after cooming in a woman is the greatest feeling in the world (unless you weren't supposed to, then its just baby panic)

your brain makes it out to be this untouchable pleasure that will top all things, but when you have sex its just....sex. It's not some super magical ultimate surreal pleasure (that would be fucking LSD and the euphoria waves), but its nice.

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK IT'S LIKE 3 BOTS 'CONVERSING' WITH EACH OTHER. THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SAME POSTS AND SAME REPLIES, REPEATED AT LEAST 4-5 TIMES A DAY, THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY.
HOLY SHIT I HOPE THEY'RE NOT ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS.

Based, good taste.

You've never seen your own posts copied and pasted in other threads? There's definitely some sort of bot system (to keep activity high? Dunno). Schizos must go wild seeing this stuff.

White dicklet cope. Ask 100 women which race has the biggest dicks. They will all say BLACK MEN

Based

cringe

Nice mongoloid, where did you get it ?

>You've never seen your own posts copied and pasted in other threads?
NO, BUT PASTA POSTING HAS BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES. BBC POSTING AND THE REPLIES ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WHAT SEEMS TO BE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SAME 2-4 PEOPLE. I MEAN LOOK AT THE REPLIES ABOVE, IT'S STILL GOING AND I DON'T SEE IT STOPPING.

lol bro this post just confirmed that

is this what you tell yourself as your excuse to not getting laid? you don't have to be top tier or even chad to have sex. being charismatic and interesting helps but i've seen some absolute losers pull plenty of women. hell, i was that loser for a while. quit being a fuckin' queer and go stick your benis in a pleasure dungeon somewhere

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The actually feeling on your dick isn’t the whole picture. You could stimulate the sensation on your penis but that’s just a part. Shes giggling as you play with her pussy. You slowly tease her with just the head of your dick, after a few quarter strokes of just the head you push the whole thing in. She lets out a deep moan while you fill her up. She’s so tight it’s uncomfortable. She quickly loosens up and now her pussy is fully lubricated and taking your dick. She’s moaning and getting wetter as you fuck her. She’s rocking her hips into you while breathing heavy. You can feel her warm breath on your ear while she moans. You’re sweating and fucking her thinking about how good she feels and how she is so into it. You both have a deep primal connection in this moment. It feels so good, tight and warm. You can feel hitting the cervix and you know it’s painful for her but she rocks deeper into you because she enjoys it. You continue fucking her while your body rubs against each other in a sweaty mess. You’re breathing heavy but you can’t stop, it just feels too good. You both find the perfect motion and feel her almost cumming. She fights it but you just continue in that perfect motion. Her whole body shakes and squeezes on your dick in throbbing motions. She’s out of breath and still moaning as she slowly rocks her hips less. She just came and looks like she just ran a mile non stop. You flip her on her stomach, now it’s your turn and youre going to fuck the shit out of this little slut

Sounds good.

H-hot!

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Made for BBC

Cute toes

kek i fucked your gf before

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nice pussy

kek

Do people really just have their mattress straight on the floor?

That shit's fucked up