Nofap

nopoo
nopee
nofood
nodrink
nobreathe
nomolecularprocess

trying to balance out playing unmodded vanilla skyrim and reading terrorist manifestos is harder than it looks

Black trash bags on your bedroom windows
Mastic gum
Alexander technique

>alexander technique
Based.

>hanging from bar to stretch out spine +1 inch
>thumb pulling
>scalp massaging
>subliminal messages

But plenty of time to shit post your imaginary lifestyle

>Jelqing is a penis stretching exercise. It involves massaging your penis tissues, stretching the skin to create “micro-tears” that look engorged when they heal. This supposedly makes your penis look longer or thicker

I did this exact thing 3 summers ago. The key is to go on youtube and listen to an audio version while playing Skyrim.

>activating your almonds

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Based and Tedpilled

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nice list, but playing unmodded Skyrim revealed you as the troll you are.

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redpill me on nopoop
can it be done?

>whistling in the dark
Redpill me on this

you forgot fasting

>no blanket
>no pillow
>jelqing
>omega 3
>whistling in the dark
>showering with eyes closed
>saying the alphabet backwards
>playing unmoded vanilla Skyrim
memes, rest is ok

>whistling in the dark
what's that supposed to do
>playing unmoded vanilla Skyrim
I do that, although not much

ted is CIA
>but he made some critiques on modern society!
yeah, it doesn't take a genius to do that.

Maybe, but he is still like an actual genius

His critique of modern society did not put weight into what could be considered symptoms (ie mass media leading to global cultural warfare) caused by technology. Which as we know he saw as the prime concern in his ideology.
Personally I find that his idea that technology restricts human autonomy to be entirely true. However attempting to return to primitive society would be pointless as the remnants of the modern world would only serve as a stepping stone back to where we are now.

Genesis predicted our current predicament. As humans were banished from Eden and were forced to toil for their food as agriculturalists (nomadic humans become agricultural societies) they separated from the divine power that created life. Existing in the world of sin they would create. Now with modern technology we are trying to rebuild Babbel's tower to heaven. But history will repeat.

Forgot

breathing through your balls
butthole sun tanning

>5'0
OH NONONONONONO

>playing unmoded vanilla Skyrim

let's not go crazy here

playing, not enjoying

ahh okay. how many sets/reps?

yoga
full body training
no tv
no Yas Forums
no porn

he was 5'9

SemenRetention / NoFap is on another level from the rest; it will give you the most benefits possible. Meditation comes at a close second. The rest are a combination of being OK, to being completely useless.

This. You were so close, OP.

Last night I was trying to recall some of the things I read not long ago and I could barely remember a thing. Now I know how to read with more focus to actually remember things like facts or characters and their relations, etc., but I was wondering if it made sense to train my memory again with exercises like learning the names and stats of an entire football roster for example. Obviously it's rather useless knowledge, but it would be a lot of data to retain, so maybe a good challenge?

>Joe Rogan podcasts
>Jordan Peterson lectures
Yikes.

>SemenRetention / NoFap is on another level from the rest; it will give you the most benefits possible
This is what it feels like.

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Precisely why I can't nofap on quarantine. I am become coom, destroyer of meat.

I've been exercising and watching a lot of action movies.

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The real redpill is modding Skyrim into a brutal survival game where you die of exposure walking to Winterhold because you disabled fast travel.

Any recommends for action movies?

>load skyrim with hundreds of sex mods
>nonstop coom adventure

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Fast Five, John Wick, Mission Impossible Fallout, Mad Max Fury Road, Edge of Tomorrow, The Man from UNCLE, Sicario, Rush, Ford vs Ferrari, The Raid, Creed, The Equalizer, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Jack Reacher, Machete, Expendables, 13 Assassins, The Foreigner, Unstoppable, Den of Thieves, The Man from Nowhere

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I just hate home workouts.

I have some stuff so I've been fine.

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Lucky guy...
I'd kill for a heavy clean and jerk session

do americans really

That's not Charles Manson, user

>Pin test
>Get laid

Lmao no zinc sups nv ever gmi

They say it attracts snakes and ghosts. So maybe OP likes living dangerous...

try 5bx

big if true

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>he doesn’t know
t. knower

i mean, thats kinda why i asked

I never modded skyrim
Maybe just performance packs but it doesn't count

What's with this Skyrim shit?