Bros why is it harder to do literal bitch home exercises that I don't have to go anywhere to do than to go to the gym...

based NEETs

NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN HOOKUPERINOS

VIRUSES ARE LITERALLY SEXIST

Workouting out at home is demotivating af for some reason and it just feels pozzed in some odd way.

These extrovert normies sperging out because they cant do everything they want now is pretty funny. These people would probably kill themselves if they had to live my life for 2 weeks, and im not even anywhere near comparable to some of the absolute mutant autists on this shithole site.

based incels.

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100%
my home "workouts" are some of the most half assed low intensity shit ive ever done, its literally demoralizing how trash my home workouts are

cant wait to get back in the gym and grind

not funny

>not funny

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>she couldn't cope
but she did, kek

>escorts have stopped seeing clients

Fuck bros this shit better end soon.
I haven't had sex in one month and even my regular escort won't see me.

I'm just happy goyim are dying.

>I’m gonna find the ugly post wall purple haired bitch that wrote this
>nothing but pics of a cute small sized milk truck pop up

Is she right? Is there really a rampaging world of non stop whoredom going on outside of my home gym?

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it's ok, maybe you will improve? Relax brah

Yess, slowly but surely the goyim will die

The virus is actually more lethal to us than goyim for some reason

Huh I haven't seen a single post about anyone here celebrating that normies can't have casual sex, the only posts i've seen here were about how frustrated everyone is because the gym closed

>us

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Really? Probably because we're inbred, don't worry tho, after we'll enroll the new Jewish order all the goyim will die or be our slaves

>because attractive people can't have casual sex
heh. attractive people still have casual sex, no one is going to turn down sex with a 7+/10 just because of Corona. it's average normalfags who are involuntarily celibate too now

Shut it, cattle

See? This is the greatest opportunity we have to go into cocoon mode and come out a fucking beast, start over and be fit as fuck.

>died in hospital after a suicide attempt

She committed suicide. She didn’t die after an attempt, she did it. That’s how you say it. Why are these articles written like 7th grade English paper assignments with a 200 word minimum?

SEO optimization and incompetence.

They majored in journalism user

>normies seething lmao

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Based and high IQ cocoon pilled

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shit like that always makes me wonder if normalfags might be the exact same on the inside as me, but just manage to drown it out with an overdose of social interaction that leaves them no free time to think.

>SEO optimization
>ATM machine

I wish, mom doesn't let me go outside for sex

I'm sad

>you cant optimize an optimization
lmao stfu retard

>mom locked the sex-door again

well, don't live at home I guess. my 7/10 flat mate had her fuckfriend over like every other day since the quarantine started.

They’re literally NPCs mate they have no consciousness

They don’t think or wonder about things

Fucking annoying desu, got like 4 tinder thots I can fuck, but moms a Jewish schizo who doesn't let me go outside

But I'm happy the goyim are dying, legit lit up my day

I'm 20 nigga, I wish I could

my gf quarantined herself at my house so im good with this.
fuck incels and zoomers :-*

I've seen it user, beyond the confines of my home gym normies live in a constant state of hedonistic liberation, they even have developed programs to let them fuck people they didn't even know existed. It is pure madness. I shall never step outside of my gym again.

I wish I had a face like that and she just kills herself. Not fair

>for the first time in 4 years I know a woman actually interested in me
>wants to wait until after Corona to meet up because her sister is pregnant
fuck my life. this shit will probably go on for two more months or something and by then we'll both have grown tired of just writing via phone and forgotten about each other

KYS INCEL ZOOMERS

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I feel you got, but it will be alright, plenty of shiksas that will want your cock

This.

KYS SEXCEL ZOO- oh wait you already are lol

>two more months
More like two more years

>7/10 flatmate
Wait are you gay? Is he a man or a woman? The idea that women live with men without sex is alien to me, please elaborate.

Probably a handful of cherry-picked /pol9k/ posts. Those and Yas Forums are the only boards that normies twist their panties over

because the gym is designated for lifting. This is why I don't care if people do body routines at the gym

Go jogging in the park, user. My wife and I have just been doing cardio since the gyms closed.
It's cutting season anyway.

she's a woman. we've been friends for years already before we moved in. pretty cool actually, as long as you are certain you won't develop feelings for her. I assume in that case it would turn into living hell.
not like I wouldn't still fuck her given the chance though.

based quads
die, goyim

>I wish I had a face like that and she just kills herself. Not fair
you will never be a real woman. dilate.

Best roommate I ever had was a broad that I worked with. Apartment stayed clean, never had any arguments, never had moldy dishes in the sink, never questioned when I brought a girl home, and she was discrete when she brought guys back. We slept together a few times after drunken nights out or hosting parties when neither of us scored with other people, but there was no dating interest.

10/10, still friends even though we're married to other people

I am one, unfortunately

You need some gym bros. We setup a nice gym in a friend's garage and are killing it more than the normal gym. High intensity.

Just have sex with your mum

You all already have a propensity for fucked up respiratory issues. Jews are always hacking.

What the hell
Tell me, is this normal in normie world? I stopped relating with people in 2012

well then you know the rules, sweaty

We jeww are inbred, but not dat inbred

Ok, post tits or GTFO

Funnily enough, this was around 2012/2013. First roommate I had out of college.

This has to be fake. It reads too much like an incel revenge fantasy.

It's real. The girl was a high-functioning autist.

wut

i literally just had a girl over, seems even easier now since the bars are closed

Godwin's Law strikes again.

>high functioning autist
>has enough of a social life to be deathly concerned when things get bad
If you're going to b8, at least put in some effort