>sitting on couch with gf watching Netflix
>she leans her head on my shoulder and locks both her arms on my left arm
>she grabs my left bicep and tricep while tracing her finger on bicep veins
>”babe you are making me horny with those muscles”
>start fucking on the couch missionary
>puts her legs on my shoulders
>starts squeezing my biceps like her life depended on it
>”oh daddy”
>coom inside her
>order pizza and eat
>we fell asleep on the couch cuddling
Post your mires
are you 12 years old?
that doesnt count as a mire, pretty typical for anyone with a gf
Damn I remember being a teenager
>with gf
stopped reading right there
Mires from established relationships don't count
>Letting her take the initiative
What a cuck
Yea I’m 12 inches deep in your mommas pussy you faggot lmao PWNED420 blaze it xDxDxD!!!!!!!
None to report this week. Will notify when this changes. Thanks.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yikes
Follow the fucking quarantine asshole.
Does a Third person mire count if it’s a good story
>roiding for this
>>”oh daddy”
Cringe. Grills should be banned from watching porn. They have no ability to distinguish fantasy from reality.
I am mireing that pizza!
the story is made up
NOUR
>With gf
Woops! Looks like society produced another insufferable faggot! Too bad for us
OP is a faggot but whatever.
>Be me
>College freshman
>Girl in some of my classes comes by my dorm room a lot for homework help
>Come back from class or something just as she's leaving my room
>She's wearing tight workout clothes
>We talk a little, but she drops her spaghetti pretty fast and leaves
>Go into my room, ask roommate why she was there
>She'd dropped by to ask me how to train abs
>Then she kept gushing about me and how fit I am to my roommate
A couple weeks later
>making out with the same girl
>She puts her hand under my shirt, feels my stomach and chest
>Hear her whisper "oh my god"
>She can't keep her hands off my abs for the rest of the night
>mom sends photos of me in tailored suit to grandma
>she responds saying I look like Schwarzenegger and that you couldn't just find a suit for my build in the shops
thanks for keeping me going during these times grandma
user, why are you in the women’s restroom?
Wholesome fren
based mema
the most pure mire ITT
Fuck all the degenerate larpers and coomers. The plague will remove you.
A girl called me pretty at work.
A-am I making it?
No, if she really found you attractive she would be intimidated and never say that to your face
But she told me I smelled good...
You think she would ever tell a Chad that he is pretty and smells good lol?
She smells weakness and is trying to lure you into becoming her beta orbiter. You know make you think you have a chance so you give her attention, develop a crush etc. but then end up seeing her get fucked by some random dude?
Don’t fall for it.
>female friend tells me I am good looking
>assumes I am good with girls
Jokes on her I am actually a fucking mess as soon as shit gets serious.
>talk with other female friend about crush
>like to tease her about her height
>crush is shorter than her
>sends me pic related and makes fun of me
Actually I am kinda flattered ngl
>Go out drinking with coworkers not too long ago
>female coworker comes onto me
>we dance
>she grabs my arms and tells me she is into "strong guys like me"
Wew lad
And despite the fact I have more situations like this I still have a bad self image and think I am small, weak and hideous. Maybe I should go to therapy.
Really depends on the girl though, he might be right he might not be. Have a female friend who is shy and introverted and also has a fiance. She is chubby and has low self confidence but when she told me I am good looking (as an offhanded comment) I believe her.
Now I have another female friend who is obviously hot and posts a ton on IG. When she told me the same thing I judged it differently since she is out of my league imo and clearly just playing with me. I dont mind it much since she is still a fun person to be around but I know she doesnt mean it like the other girl did.
So if you ask me it entirely depends on who says it to you and in which context.
>get introduced to gf's coworkers
>one of them is a gay twink
>gf refers to me as boyfriend
>Twink says "that's not a boyfriend that's a man!" While eyeballing me
>feels good man
Granny wants the D
This is the most recent I can think of.
>coworker keeps stealing glances
>make fun of and tease her a lot
>she sometimes pads my chest or 'hits' my shoulder
>commented on how my arms barely fit in our work uniform
she got a bf but damn she drives a little bit crazy
Post abs
Manlet on roids flexing in the women's bathroom. Never change Yas Forums topkek
based and wholesomepilled
>best mire in thread
Homosexual mires are the most pure.
>be DYEL
>do 100 pushups everyday
>nothing noticeably but certainly stronger
>cuddling with gf
>"user I love cuddle cuddling with you"
>"why?"
>"because your strong!"
>wake up
God I wish I were a homo
lel
based fairy
A girl i was talking before the quarantine texts me on insta:
>Be me in the middle of my athleanX homeworkout
>I see and IG DM
>''Hey user check this custom shirt i made'' it was a sexy ass custom shirt she made it gave me a boner
>Wait until i finish my workout and i will watch it closely
Then i sent her a selfie of my pumped sweaty chest. She responds:
>''OMG user HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS QUARANTINE?''
>''Why i only workout 3 times a week
>''Well you look like you workout every day haha.. bytheway that shirt is weared with a bra but was too bored to do it. haha''
I workout everyday btw by i hide my powerlevel. I told her we should meet after the quarantine is over.
no dude, you're cool. just have to keep your cool in moments like that and not sperg out, nothing is at stake so just be chill about it :D
You know I actually got pretty good at talking to girls especially since 2 of my closest friends are girls. I was always good at the whole banter/teasing and situational humor thing so that is why girls around me seem to think I am a playboy or some shit.
I often feel like that is a bad thing though because although it is easier to attract extroverted girls I feel like they have some type of picture in their head about how I should behave. On the outside I am very confident and good at talking but when it comes to being serious, touching, kissing and other physical stuff I am a somewhat shy person. I feel like it throws them off because although I am good at flirting and building the right tension I dont really make a move or I am very cautious.
Well sometimes it works but if I could just find a way to be more consistent overall I couldve had so much more success...
Things that never happened for 100 Bob
>Wife (who is an Ironman) goes on a run (during the Wuhan Clan Lockdown) with her friend, the known cheater (also an Ironman(they're both idiots that aren't taking this seriously))
That's a lot of hot meat.
>Be a bouncer at local bar two years ago
>Have worked out for years but always focussed on legs because of rippletits
>Start focussing on upper body and chest and do more hypertrophy. chest and arms blow up
>All of a sudden girls at bar come up to me grab my arm and touch my chest at least a couple times a night.
>Forever regret waiting to do that.
>Even then gf was surprised with results, told me she got me at a discount.
>All my old shirts fit tight in the chest now
>Finally made it to the promised land.
cope i have the messages but they are in greek
Does this mean I should stop doing legs?
I bet your GF is apeenoy spic that 3 feet tall
>nothing to do
>it's been raining a lot
>finally clears up
>go for walk in park
>pass swamp area
>it's all muddy
>mire
στειλε την φωτο μαλακισμενε
γαμω εσενα ηθελα
>be me working at retail job as cashier
>lady comes through my line, a bit cracked out but still a bit of a qt
>staring at me while I ring her stuff through
>suddenly she says "I would love to see you naked"
>we look at each other and she laughs
>continue as normal because I don't associate with degenerates
We're all gonna make it brahs
tis gkomenas i tou convo?
Wow you sound like a fag.
If you're lifting to be aesthetic you're wasting your time trying to squat super heavy. For reference, at the end of me focussing on legs I was back squatting 285 3x5 and deadlifting 315x3. My legs were huge and honestly all my pants fit really tight which is cool if you want to show off a bulge but day to day people don't want to see that. My 1RM bench is about my bodyweight and has been less than that since I've been seeing these compliments.
I somewhat agree however I still think you should squat. It is the only thing I do for legs and have ever done really apart from a few exercises here and there. My legs are pretty big but still proportional and I only do it a few sets a week, sure I can squat 405 for a 1RM but nowadays I dont focus on it at all I just throw in a few sets between 3-6 reps with a challenging weight and that is good enough.
Still I have asked 2 of my female friends what they think and they both said my legs are proportional and it looks good and is not too much. I think you dont need to have a huge focus on it but maintaining a strong squat certainly isnt bad. I mean there is not a single exercise better for legs and you only have to do one exercise to basically check all boxes when it comes to lower body and general strength. So although I hate doing them squats are the best exercise overall.
you got the physical gains, I hope soon you swallow the redpill and stop being a beta faggot
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>be yesterday
>pull day
>wife comes in to talk to me, I usually kick her out, because it's just inane bullshit when I'm trying to lift
>Had garage door open to enjoy sunshine, plus DL was done so only accessories left
>We're shooting the shit
>Get to curl bar bicep curls
>Stops talking mid sentence
>takes out phone
>takes picture
I've been doing 3 days on 1 day off, but considering doubling to to 6/1 since I only have to work 1 day a week
kek