32 y/o

>32 y/o
>Loving kinky wife who I fuck 3-5 times a week
>2 daughters, toddler is annoying but 8 y/o is cool and watches Arnold movies with me
>5'11", 210lbs
>Blasting and cruising, about to start a cycle of superdrol then tren while blasting heavy metal in my home gym lifting heavy as fuck

We have a lot in common, OP, but also so different. Stop being gay.

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>29 going on 30
>bi
>just recently married my college sweetheart last September
>no kids but considering
>5'8", 190 lbs. (haven't hit the gym since the year started)
>i feel more gay than straight
I still get stiffies when I see toned dudes at my gym

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Wish i could bash yr skull open with a rock so bad

Imagine giving so little of a shit about your family that you'd take steroids when you're not a professional athlete

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I'd shove my dick so far up your ass before you could even try.

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You're right, user, I've decided to become Amish

Well so did Bruce Jenner and look how he, er, I mean she turned out.
Also; post physique.

>26 yo
>no kids or wife
>just got a good job
>after the meme flu goes away will go back to training for ironman and swimming
>deep down I just want to keep this life and fuck cute (prostitutes), ugly, fat, young, old, tall, short paid or not

Also I want to start the peds at 30 or 35 until the day I die, mostly to help recovery.

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>fuck cute (prostitutes), ugly, fat, young, old, tall, short paid or not
What’s your endgame

Can't wait until you're a fat ugly lonely man and your day of the rope comes, i'll be here fucking my wife and mowing my nice lawn.

>32
>starting dating a girl at 23 that i thought was the love of my life
>she slowly became an abusive, money-obsessed monster
>break up, move out, travel the country working and trying to find meaning
>dad dies, inherit lots of money, incredibly fucking broken inside, lose job

For the first time in my life I actually have no plan but I feel like time is ticking down. I have a gf but she has no interest in having kids and fantasizes about being menopausal so she'll stop having periods. Gfs are a diamond dozen it feels like, but I've never met anyone that I'd want to be my wife. Feels empty man.

You should just get a hot, sensible, loving, husbando

>diamond dozen
Was this tongue in cheek?

well its just something you have to live with
i wish i were a cute small girl too, but i am tall fag guy
just keep it as a fantasy and maybe cross dress for fun, but dont turn into a tranny abomination

Wondering as well

>25
>Good job
>Decent looking gf
>shit lifts
>5'9 160 lbs
>just want to be a manly man but have extremely girly features

>>deep down i just want to be a cute girl
Sorry man. Obviously I don't know you but I support you however you choose to deal with that.
You said never transition but do you guys feel that you have to do something in that direction to prevent you from killing yourselves? How bad does not being a girl make you feel?

You know you could transition at anytime. Even later in life plenty of people do it after establishing families and shit. It’s not that weird anymore. Marci Bowers is one famous example but there are plenty of others. Look at fucking matt kroc

>25 y/o
>gamer girl gf thats good looking
> 6'2 wide shoulders
> started going bald recently :(

there is literally nothing i can do but cope
transitioning with my body would be suicide anyway

autogynephilia does not mean that you should change into a girl, and it's in your best interest to not entertain these self-destructive thoughts, imo
jesus christ, please don't irrevocably fuck up your life

>*hits pipe*
>*smashes like button*

keep lifting and it wont matter bro

Explain this meme

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legitimately laughed out loud for 10 seconds thank you

Based hedonist

Deep down you just want to be free of all the responsibilities and weight on your shoulders that comes with being a man, in your mind "a cute girl" is an entity which is loved and cared for simply for existing, with effectively no expectations placed upon them. This may or may not be true, but shooting up hormones and chopping your dick off is definitely not going to achieve what you want here.

Hej wants to fuck hookers. That was pretty clear.

> 33 yo
> loving 9/10 wife and son who is the joy of my life
> am a freelancer so I work from home and spend every hour of the day with them
> 5'4 and 160 lbs (average for my country)
> my parents are proud of me and my in laws idolize me
> /bizfitlit/
> my only concerns at the moment are not being able to visit my parents and the gym due to coronachan

I am highly introverted (and probably slightly autistic too) and was a khv when I met my wife, who is also a virgin introvert. I was 25 and she 21. So yeah, they exist and we can make it.

>friend tells me a girl in class likes me at the beginning of the year
>shes always giving me the looks and shit
>i like her too
>3 months pass and I never talked to her because im too pussy
>make it clear that im a retarded shy autist through my actions the whole time
>was finally about to talk to her
>coronabreak happens
>wont see her til June
>everyone tells me to message her
>I messaged her yesterday

I went like "hey its Ben" and she replied

"Ben?"

And I'm like "yeah Ben, (describe myself a little) from class. She hasnt replied all day. This sucks bros. How badly did I fuck up lmao

>Went on date with girl today
>had a good time, we had good banter, similar sense of humour, no awkwardness
>know she will eventually ghost me/slowly stop responding to my messages

in some ways it helps because i'm not nervous going on dates knowing there is a 99% chance nothing will come of it, but it does make me wonder what i actually have to do on a date to get a second..

You're supposed to talk to people face to face

>You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love.
I want this world to experience more pain

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If a woman from tinder is going on a "date" with you, she is expecting you to fuck her immediately. Are you fucking these women?

>34 y/o
>loving wife who was a happy goth, but also secretly a complete trad, virgin until 21
>strong firstborn son and beautiful daughter
>6'1" 240lbs
>deep down I still want to be dead

Once you take the death pill, you can never go back. Why the fuck did they cut the rope 17 years ago?!

Move on, don’t waste time with people who don’t show interest. You didn’t fuck up, she’s just not interested.

based and logicpilled

Why be a cute girl when you can be a cute boy

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>tfw all greentext itt has something in common with me

ok, so how do you raise a daughter properly?

a few i have, but covid19 is making it hard because we can't go to bars or anything.

Where did you message her?? Just make an insta account with a pic of your face on it. Its not that hard bruh

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>the lucky man or woman who marries her
Pathetic

To all the eggs here:
Earn a shitton of money so you can afford genetic altering in a distant future.

I just need a shitton of plastic surgery. Hopefully I can get a better job so I can afford that shit. So damn expensive.

The man in the picture is taking a drag of his pipe to help him ponder on the implications of having a female child.

>mfw this will probably me but unintended

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