/fph/ Name my band edition
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Angel Cook
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Isaiah Davis
Beached Pod
Nathaniel Moore
Anyone got sauce on second from left? Goddamn brehs. My test
Alexander Perez
Kys
Ian King
Low test fag detected
Jace Foster
fuck ive seen her insta before but i cant remember sorry user, middle is justine kay tho so you may be able to find the other piggy
Blake Lewis
tfw no insta. thanks friend
Joseph Murphy
30 Seconds from Mars Bars
Ryder Ortiz
i like fat women but this is fucking hilarious
Leo Morales
see a psychiatrist
Ian Parker
"Two Tons Of Fun"
Jonathan Reed
y tho?
Colton Foster
Whole lot of Rosey
Fed Zeppelin
Nathaniel Jones
Robert Morales
Lincoln Sullivan
(More) Cake
Michael Harris
"Elevator Weight Limit Reached"
Henry Sullivan
>Big Slime
Nathaniel Young
ywn be somebody’s homie Big Slime.
Ryan Nguyen
rip Big Slime
Logan Allen
While I despise boogie as a human being, his skit content was funny for the time. Probably because I knew an exact person like that, but for real and not faking for a video, at my magic/yugioh locals. Shit was hilarious.
Owen Edwards
i feel like his antics were only half-jokes tho
Noah Torres
>tfw you can lift more pl8 than you have friends
Lucas Hughes
Cringe
David Evans
Look at it this way. Every pl8 more you can lift is one friend more you can have.
Landon Miller
This. Booger probably acts like that when the cameras aren't on.
Nicholas Williams
Cooper Anderson
The Feast
Brandon Robinson
Why do the jews make it very hard to not hate them?
Caleb Cox
Nathaniel Hill
Landon Rivera
The Who Sharted?
Jose Phillips
4 Ton Gunt
Zachary Anderson
Change it to Two and you have a winner.
Angel King
most exercise she's had in her entire life
Jayden Miller
The Rolling Whales
Jackson James
I want to come at them full force tackle them in to some massive fuck fest orgy.
Bentley Flores
he said "i think its better to be overweight than underweight"
Aiden Taylor
The amazing thing is how much he eats yet he should be so much fatter than he is.
Is he just incredibly active?
Does eating so much mean that only half of it can be absorbed and so the caloric value isn't the full caloric count of 6930 but an effective caloric value of 3500?
Maybe he's just bulimic. So many questions and I demand answers.
Jayden Green
unironically same
Jason Torres
I kind of miss epic meal time. It's was more entertaining then muckbang.
Camden Sanchez
>3-4 days
Lol try 2 for an active male.
Mason Diaz
the half tons
Juan Hughes
He purges. Any person not obviously 350+ who does mukbang purges. Except that one Japanese chic. she has a very rare disorder. I forget the guys name, but there was someone like her who ate almost anything and never gained weight. He was such a freak the the us military used him to be a message mule. He got caught and was a pow but was released after the war was over. It was an interesting case study, I wish I could remember his name.
Nathan Rodriguez
RIP project harpoon, you will be missed
Evan Wood
>Does eating so much mean that only half of it can be absorbed and so the caloric value isn't the full caloric count of 6930 but an effective caloric value of 3500?
that would mean his shit serves two people
Lincoln Sanders
en.m.wikipedia.org
Here it is. He was french not american my bad. He was always thin no matter what he ate. Crazy shit.
Evan Scott
that webm still makes me laugh
Noah Reed
>SWALLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!
Grayson Peterson
kek
Luke Jones
jesus christ
Matthew Parker
>Routinely ate enough for ten people in a day
>Ate literally anything in front of him, including living animals, as long as it was edible
>Throat was wide enough to swallow a wooden box with sensitive documents inside, bowels could shit it out without distress
>Ate a fucking baby
Holy shit, I remember when this guy became a minor meme like a year ago for being so weird. Is there any chance at all that this is just an urban legend or blown out of proportion? Seems almost to weird to be true
Blake Thompson
Easton Reyes
Would the first one I am ashamed.
Matthew Moore
Isaac Martinez
But that's true, as long as you aren't obscenely overweight. If you are like 10-20lbs overweight, who cares, it will have almost no effect on your health. Be 20lbs underweight though? You start feeling sick, you are lethargic, you aren't getting enough nutrients, you become anemic, you start fainting, you get killer headaches, and you could even die.
Also being underweight makes you look way more like a useless faggot than being slightly chubby. As long as you are like 20-25% fat percentage then you are fine, going above 30-35% is where it starts to affect you in a really bad way.
Jaxson Perez
Also being underweight eats at your muscles and especially puts your kidneys at risk (as they are supposed to be perpetually padded by fat).
Especially if you have to go without food for a while.
Being overweight by a little bit, as you said 10-20 pounds is actually even good, as it provides some source of energy should you have to go without food.
The "less than 10% body fat" aesthetic is more of a modern luxury than anything else.
Builtfat or "bear mode" is the historical and practical ideal.
Austin Lee
No you are high test and a patrician.
Aiden Reyes
The diabeatles
Nolan Butler
Gluttony Girls
Brayden Moore
Lardass detected