Sexual Health Thread

Anyone else here suffers with a downward curved dick?
I'm a tits guy but I can't position myself properly for missionary because of my curved dick so I have to settle myself with doggystyle.

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slightly down

also a little to the right

How does that even look like? Can you draw it?

Put a pillow under her butt if you're struggling to get a good position going in missionary. That or get her legs wider/higher.

having a curved penis usually is caused by injury of excessive masturbation.
patient.info/mens-health/penis-problems/peyronies-disease
basically you masturbate so much that scar tissue builds up inside and causes your dick to bend upwards, downwards, or to the side.
AKA
youre disgusting!!!
find god

Anyone else taken the pansexual pill yet?

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How bad are we talking about user? My penis also curves slightly down, but that's because my urethra is shorter than the two upper tubes (corpus cavemosum).

If it curves to the left or right that means one of the tubes is longer.

Pic related, it's normal

Though, if it curves drastically, see a doctor. Could be scarring.

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I wish user. Caught the herp at 17 so i have to tell anyone i bang. Anyone who agrees, i dont want to fuck cause they're nasty.

>make out with woman for 15 minutes
>hands all over her body
>go for her crotch
>she grabs my hand away, gets up and says she has to leave
the fuck? what was she expecting?

What do penises irl look like?

She wasn't turned on enough. Try sucking her neck or earlobes. Fondle her breast. Don't just grab her by the pussy you troglodyte.

>going for a pussy grab after 15 mins

Oh boy do you have a lot to learn user.

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>basically you masturbate so much that scar tissue builds up inside and causes your dick to ben
B A S E D

like what? its not the first time we made out

The pussy touch never works man. You see it as a half measure, a step up from the tit grab, a greenlight to proceed, permission to get hot and heavy. She sees it as a gross wiener guy that’s too scared to “take” her and wants to feebishly rub his cheetoh mitts on her dry pussy. The chad move is to concentrate hard on making out, work her neck, but her lip, make it passionate, then pull her pants off without asking her and fuck her.

You're supposed to t e a s e girls, make them wait and like its not a big deal for you.

fuck boys.

>finally have a chance for sex
>can't get it hard

How do i fix this?

Stop coooooooooming

Get married. Make babies.

yep

and ur more likely to develop these deformities if ur circumcised because you don't have the natural sleeve to protect ur cock and u have to use deathgrip because unprotected glands become desensitised way faster

how about you include a solution, retarded faggot.

peyronie's disease can be fixed with an extender device, such as this: andropenis.com/

I've never seen a dick outside the internet

I thought I had a fungal infection because my dick is getting super wrinkley and parts are slightly discolored and slight swelling. Doctor said it was fungal and gave me a cream that did nothing so I guess I'm just done with sex.

Just keep it clean. Head back to the doc or go to an STI clinic. Could be anything.

getting married and having kids won't fix erectile dysfunction, dumb fuck
neither will ceasing ejaculation
eat a bunch of oysters

idk man, makes some sens, but then again it gets em hot. also im not talking about straight fingering, but touching the clit, grabbing the thigh and fondling down there, they like it you virgin

Anyone ever deal with a gf who (presumably) has vaginismus? It's literally been years of trying to fuck but not being able to get anywhere because it "hurts to much".

Very rarely is ED caused by an external issue. Most of the time its nerves/too much jacking off/being overweight.

Yes. It is no fun at all

my benis is curved but curves upwards. Chicks I've been with tell me
it hits the G-spot in missionary. So I guess for you you should go for doggy?

My old friend at school had that for a few years. Ended up solving it when she took shrooms with her bf and they had wild sex.

If she actually has vaginismus you wont even be able to put the tip in before she cries out in pain.

It's been around for six months
if I don't lotion it, it breaks out in peeling skin

i got like a sort of tingly and rashy sensation down my urethra. also from time to time i get a small red rash on the tip of my penis. i've booked an appoitment to the urologist but it miraculosly passed right after the call, and then the big corona thing happened and now there's no way i can get this checked at. also its been gone for two weeks, and i took a urine test where everything came clean ( no uti ). what could it be?

I’m 6’2” and my 19yo 5’0” GF struggle a little in missionary. That said it works itself out in the end, but I feel your pain.

Disgusting

This, if you figure on getting laid don’t jerk off for like a week. Rock hard even after COOMING for like 10 min is appreciated by the girl

>If she actually has vaginismus you wont even be able to put the tip in before she cries out in pain.
That's exactly what happens. Can't get anywhere inside. Maybe drugs are the answer.

Let her be on top, easy.

Well shit,I've been jerking it in bed(specifically cause it feels better there) for a while now and I must admit my dick goes upwards...like it lays against the bottom of my belly when its erected

Hi Hank Hill

I also have the downward curving dick. It's only slight and putting a pillow under her butt works for missionary but even the slight curve is enough to ruin lotus and standing/wall sex. Doggy and reverse cowgirl are where we do our best work man.

I actually unironically love him. He's my idol.

Idk what to tell you, they're just hard meat sausages with veins

why do girls care so much if the guy is turned on or not lmao talk about low self esteem

What I usually do is lifting her legs with my forearms but I'm a manlet so it's hard to kiss this way.
So if I masturbate with my other hand to make things even will my dick turn straight again?
It's not that bad but it's hard to do without using the technique I said above.
Bitches tire too quickly being on top.
Yeah, I know we are supposed to fuck from behind with a downward dick but that way we can't really appreciate and suck the tits bro.

I have extreme phimosis. I mean it's so tight that there is no chance of stretching it. I don't know if sex hurts because I'm a 30 year old virgin.

You need to start streching it little by little

lol you overthinking losers. there are millions of reasons why this did not worked out. here is a few:
>maybe she had diarrhea
>red days?
>not ready to lose the v
>op has smelly mouth
>she changed her mind

Listen op, there is nothing wrong in having a downward curve. I myself have one for example. The problem is I can't last for longer than 5 minutes.

Based

lets be real we all know you just fuck your fleshlight/ child doll so dont bitch about having to fuck it from behind

is this srs?

You seriously don't understand how tight it is. I can't open it at all. I've never seen the actual head of my own penis.

I can't see your dick, can I? Just be patient, strech it, pull it back, use lube. You gonna make it

bump, im sure some of you virgins have had rashes and inflamation on your penis from time to time.

My dick curves to left. I fucking hate it. My cock is kind of big and it goes down left pant leg comfortably. I’m trying to make it go down the other pant leg but is that enough to correct the curve? Anyone ever try this?

There's some blog made years back where a guy wrote about it. He had very tight phimosis and it took over 80 weeks to finally pull his foreskin back and it's still too tight to do it regularly. Mine is even tighter than his. I'd rather just get surgery.

Ngmi with that attitude

>It's literally been years of trying to fuck but not being able to get anywhere because it "hurts to much".
so you've been with a girl for years without sex? That's not going to change any time soon. You should probably start thinking about what you want for the future of the relationship. You should have probably been thinking about that a long time ago.

get your doctor to give you some steroid cream to help stretch it

post it

i got a friend who got it bad, and just got a gf and started plowing her, he got better in a few months. if i were you id think twice about letting someone chop my dick off. just stretch it you faggot its probably not that bad. what i did as a teen, and i had it as well, i could pull the foreskin back when it wasnt hard, but not when it was hard. so i just pulled the foresking off when i wasnt hard and jerked off slightly to widen it "naturally". it was pretty painful, but after two or three times of doing this things got a lot better.

if you think this wont work for you, work your way to non erect pulling of foreskin, and then go on with what i told you

Just get surgery already. I did it and my condition wasn't even as bad as yours.
You will be good to fap again in a month.
The only downside to this is that fapping will become way worse.