Do you even cycle bro?

>not riding a track bike
>ngmi

Yes I try to get in at least 150mi/week in season. It really helped my lower body development, especially quads and calves. My calves look like they were carved out of marble by Michaelangelo himself.

Sorry you were inconvenienced for ~15 seconds. Stay assblasted while I cruise at ~18mph on my bike.

where do I get a plugsuit like this

yep
I used to get about 15-20km a day to and from work, and maybe double that on weekends
Not as much since I've been locked down at home, but I've been managing to keep alive alright
Also 12 weeks into a test/deca/dbol/halo cycle
Having fun

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>I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PATIENCE AND AM FAT!!!

just got a PR on Alpe du Zwift today

it seems, i was fated to coom this day

I just take anadrol and kratom, I dont really like steroids.

Cyclists are the biggest faggots on earth

How does kratom help?
And where could my "friend" get some anadrol?

No, I swim, because I'm not a fucking hipster douche.

>not the king of cardio
What's there to be scared of user? Hop on!

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cyclists are the feminists of the transit system

>equal transit lane sizes! make room for bikes too! i'm going to follow the rules of the road but when they inconvenience me i won't but it's your fault if you hit me!

Keep seething heartlets.
Rage in your steel cage like the dumb cattle you are.
Thanks for paying for the road maintenance btw, cucks.

of course

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Of course I bicycle. But not during these quarantine times where a passerby could literally give me the coronacancer.

Bicyclist here. I'm more pissed off than ANY driver when I see other bicyclists not following the rules of the road. They're the ones that make drivers have a bad opinion of bicyclists.

Yes, I follow the rules of the road.

i dont lmao haha

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150?! Holy shit. I get at most 10-12 miles a day.

That's Luisa Barrios. I hooked up with her sister on a trip to Brazil.
We went to a mountain bike trail called pico do gaviao and spent the night on a hostel.
Bike sluts are amazing.

wow man this commet ispiret me too go vith baicicle in nathure to dawnhil of maouthing crazy music man 300 kmh

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hmmm...

Tell us more.

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Yeah, I cycled at least a two thousand km or more a couple summers ago on a piece of shit bike I found in the ditch. Had no brakes and was permalocked on the second hardest gear lol, I rode it until the chain fell apart.

Not nearly as attractive, a bit chunkier.
It was in mid 2017. There's a trail called caminho da fe, around 400 kilometers (depending on which trail you take) over several days.
Ended up chatting with her during the day, our group went to a nearby city called aguas da prata to stay for the night.
We hooked up after talking for a couple of hours.

Rage of the Virgin pt. 1

I have a lot of time on my hands. Might as well lift and keep my heart healthy. At least there’s a nice view while out riding.

Yes. To work if I have the time and no important meetings where I have to look (and smell) presentable. To the gym when I want to add some pre and post workout cardio. Around the area when the day is nice and I just want to be cruising outdoors.

That's why I ride sidewalks when I can and shoulders when I must. The only time I get in the road is to make a left turn at busy intersections lacking crosswalks, and I always try to haul ass to the other side so I am not in the way.

I try to ride my roadbike everyday and get at least 15 miles in. on the weekends i like to hit the dirt. i also enjoy seeing cyclists who take themselves too seriously get coal rolled and fucked w. if you guys are looking for an easy way to do cardio (you get to sit down) riding is a great way to get those gains, and it makes your legs look fuckin great too

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You fucking asshole. YOU are part of the problem. You think you can pretend to be a pedestrian and pretend to be a car whenever it's fucking convenient for you.

If you're going to use the sidewalks, STICK to pedestrian rules. But you shouldn't. You should use the road.

And if you use the road, STICK to road rules. Obviously, on the road, trying to stick to the shoulders is the standard.

Listen, just stay on the roads. You're much safer there, and you're more consistent in that you will ALWAYS be acting like a vehicle. Because you ARE a vehicle.

As the weather warms up there will be more obstacles on sidewalks anyway. As a bicycle you ARE a vehicle, and you should stay on the road.

Could any bikebros recommend a good exercise bike for paved trails? preferably under 300? Doesn't need to be fancy by any means. Just don't want a piece of shit that falls apart. Was looking at Walmarts road bikes but figured they probably weren't very well made.

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*accelerates begins you*
*runs you over*
Nothin personell kid

Mountain bike master race reporting in

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Those bike shorts that look like they're open on the back oh my GOD fuckoing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHH

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Is it possible to learn this power?

first find out what size bike you need,then check craigslist.

not from a jedi

Alright.

does she cycle or just model?

go for steel frame roadbike, 90's rigid mtb or a fixed gear if you want maximum leg/cardio gains.

In the name of Jesus I command the demons in this man to leave him. Amen.

Cause my massive balls dont fit well on the seat

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God I want her to ride over my throat

Coward.

I'm assuming a fixed gear would require less maintenance, correct? Also max leg gains is what I desire.

is cycling quarantine friendly?

If you need gear or cycles, seems high-maintenance. I’m thinking about getting in gear and going cycling, how much am I looking to spend?

How fast

Everytime I see a female cyclist I think of the toilet meme, thank you Yas Forums