Chad Thread

You may only post in this thread if you are a legitimate chad in real life

> inb4 no replies

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Do I qualify if I have never had to approach a girl they come to me. Did have one spill their spaghetti when they saw me yesterday

Not sure if this is Chadly either but girls try to slide into my dm’s

I converted an engaged lesbian dickvirgin 12 years younger than me, she flirted with me then straight up asked me for sex on the side because she didn't trust anyone but me

beat that betas

I fucked a guy's gf once if that counts

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>ruin a marriage
>haha beat that

kill yourself

>dykes
>marriage

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>ruin a marriage
>ruin
>lesbians
>marriage
he’s based (and redpilled)

> NOOOO NOT MY HECKING MARRIAGE EQUALITINOS

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Worst part is it's usually only Thots that have confidence to do so. Never date a girl who approached you first because she will do the same thing to the next guy. Pump and dump.

that just makes you a scumbag

>two women sharing a bed together
>ruining that isn't chad as fuck
you're a beta

Cringe and bluepilled

don't worry, the guy was a dick

Going to have to post an example of him doing something really fucking dicky for me to not think you are the objective bad guy. Like maybe if the guy perves on children or is a cheater himself but just being a regular asshole isn't really justification for cheating.

seethe fag

I have never had girlfriend

I am a bull for a swinger couple

He hit her occasionally and was very manipulative. Don't get me wrong, it was still a scumbag move on my part, but at least I know I'm not him.

> mfw soi boi cope

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Oh all right then, abusers can get fucked. Nothing wrong with taking a woman from an animal like that.

more elite Homer

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goddamn homer that's some hard guffawing you got going on there

I don't want to post pictures of myself on the 1/2 incel 3/8 regular dudes 1/8 chad site that is this vietnamese underwater basket weaving board but i get approached by women and complimented on my size (see: shoulder width/height), hair, and >tattoos in real life. People know how perceptive i am and to not to try and take advantage of me either so i'll take it i guess

indubitably

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Agreed. Luckily I don't think she's with him anymore

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Enjoy this chad farmer who's proud of his cheese

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my man left his gf for me
top that Yas Forums

based

>Enjoy physical/hand labour instead of complaining like a fuckboy

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> chad

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girls cheat ALL the time. Wake up.

back when I had hair I was one. but now I am bald. and I got depressed.

when I came into a room or other place, women would turn to me, some with open mouths, visibly aroused.

Women came to me, I didn't have to do anything.

Guys became irritated, sometimes aggressive when they saw me, probably feeling inferior

I turn down sex because i'd rather go to the gym at night. I also enjoy getting a better body to further enrage girls who i refuse sex with.

Based

>same sex "marriage"
That's not real marriage user, man and woman only.

Cringe

>I literally cuck a dude.
>I fuck his girlfriend at least once a week.
>She's into being dominated, and her bf doesn't give her what she wants.

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Back in HS I fucked the friend of my homecoming date who I cancelled with for another girl who gave me head on the drive home.

Also met the girl who I fucked after she saw me messaging my homecoming date on Facebook. She remembered my name, went through all the people with my name and added me.

> furry footfag
I see you are lost. Please consult the catalog for a faggot thread you can contribute to

Chad here

>Work in an environment with lots of females
>5 chicks have expressed sexual interest in me that I know about
>Quarantine making women hornier, according to one female coworker
>Today another one has made themselves known

I have a steady, comfy and good paying job (corporate developer)
I have the most beautiful girl I could ever have, she cooks for me, and her meals are delicious, she also understands that I need to reach X protein, plays videogames with me, gives me all the space I need and is the biggest slut I have ever been with.
I recently reached 1/2/3/4.
I have a beautiful golden retriever.

Life is good bros, sometimes you don't have to fuck each and every girl out there, just the right one.

Pic related, she did these sometime ago.

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Fucking a tinder thot on Friday while my current slampiece is resting up to get over a fever. When she gets better I’m fucking her in the ass for making me wait so long.

No u

Go back to /mlp/ faggot.

Can't believe you did that to 5 year old you sick bastard

post pics... or are they munters?

fucks a chad?

What language/IDE are you using?

>all these "chad" replies saying "I had sex bro"

I got fit, and used my progress to inspire my fat brother to lose 80lbs, helped him keep the weight off and now hes as fit as me. Hes more confident than ever and seeing him proud of his weight loss is the best feeling in the world.

Anyone can have sex. You're not chad until you inspire others around you

Shut up larper

I'm an occultist. I came inside fourteen different goddesses. I have to stay quiet about their names or even ranks.

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