Why are there so many puritans on Yas Forums?

Why are there so many puritans on Yas Forums?

>durr dont smoke
>durr dont drink alcohol
>durr no sugar
>durr only drink water
>durr be natty, dont try anything that improves gains
>durr no cosmetic surgery
>durr dont get tattoos
>durr no sex before marriage
>durr women should be covered head to toe, dont show body
>durr women cant dye their hair
>durr dont try anything risky

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being wholesome and puritanical is the new counter culture

gainz above all

Because it's the truth you fucking DYEL degenerate.

it's a defence mechanism and reactive response to all of that being pushed in general society in the west.

does smoking make you fitter?
does drinking alcohol make you fitter?
does eating sugar make you fitter?
does drinking soda make you fitter?
does cosmetic surgery make you fitter?
do tattoos make you fitter?
does sex before marriage make you fitter?
are impudent women fitter than modest ones?

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You can be fit and do all that shit tard

Degenerate frogposter OP btfo

Black and white thinking is a symptom of autism.

Because we see through Jewish imposed mass control poisons

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Yet you post anime which is mass control poison of the mind

Yeah but you'd still be healthier not doing those first four things.
t. frequent drinker

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Yes true. DBZ is the only decent one.

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>why does the fitness board value things that contribute to fitness?
You don’t belong here

So don't enjoy anything in life cause you want to live till 98 which will truly be a great time in your life

What does getting a tattoo or having sex before marriage contribute to fitness retard

>"How is it that you enjoy life without smoking and drinking?"

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I don't want to live to be 98, I want to live forever. I don't kid myself that my behavior isn't self-destructive though.

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Get real. Only the first 4 things apply.

You tards literally think everything that isnt reading the bible is degeneracy

No matter whether you work out or not, many on fit are based and are a foot closer to reality than Yas Forums

fitness

A lot of the puritan things listed have nothing to do with fitness

>why does a culture of self improvement not tolerate self destructive behavior
>durrrrrrr

Those posts basically amount to
>I don't enjoy my life, so neither should you.

Fully agree with all of those, nice list.

No I don't lol

because Yas Forums is full of alt-right incels who have never gone outside or been to a party

If any of those are your main sources of enjoyment in life, you live quite a pathetic and worthless life then.

Alcohol kills gains more than anything else, everyone knows this

So what do you enjoy and I'll explain why its degeneracy

I enjoy fresh mountain air.

>having sex is self destructive
Ok tard

just go back you crossposting tourist

Lifting
Hanging with friends
Taking a walk
All ruined by the chinks
Also, I've never read the bible

>everyone knows this
This is the shittiest argument known to man. No evidence is given but still dismisses the other person as stupid. You are a nigger.

It used to be Yas Forums - Health & Fitness
Surprisingly, after it dropped the Health part there was an increase of degenerate weaklings like OP

>Also, I've never read the bible
Degenerate

Because puritans are superior humans. Being a puritan turns you healthy, fit and successful.

Simp

So get off the internet since puritans hate the web

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How does having sex before marriage or getting a tattoo affect your health

>Because puritans are superior humans. Being a puritan turns you healthy, fit and successful.
do incels really believe this?

giving your best effort on the boards today, aren't you schlomo

yes

post body

tattoo = subhuman

It is what it is.

Nordic warriors had tattoos retard

I said how

Talking about the modern current day context ofcourse.

exactly

>Nordic warriors

You mean nigger-tier boat retards who just rolled around stealing from defenseless farmers and lost every significant fight against an equal opponent they ever had?

This. It's a fitness board OP, you fucking retard, how does it not make sense people here don't like sugary drinks or smoking

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t. low test betacuck

This board used to be called Health & Fitness. Probably a lot of those people are still here.

Young white males feel threatened and share their frustrations here. The world is big and scary, and branding it as evil or seeking an scapegoat in the Jewish people is easier than trying to comprehend the causes that run underneath.

I mean yeah at least they had a good aesthetic.

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Alchohol doesn't even taste good people just drink it to numb the pain

>Alchohol doesn't even taste good
underage out

Elder/Younger Futhark and Old Norse weren't particularly old languages, and swedish has been around for almost half a millenia.

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I've drunk alcohol that cost 200 bucks per bottle even that tasted inferior to a good ol classic SIP

think it's scarasm user in response to previous post user

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lol Arnold Schwarzenegger has massive gains and he smokes cigars and drinks

Kys limp wristed soýs, post body

It destroys your spiritual fitness gains.

post body

And that’s a good thing. You sound very unhappy, maybe it’s because of your many vices?

Oh no destroys something that isnt real and doesn't exist

Why are you on the internet puritan? You realize its degeneracy right

Had*. And he did dbol. A physically appealing body doesn’t necessarily mean healthy.

he made massive gains in spite of his nicotine and alcohol consumption, not due to them. They add negative gains to your net fitness. It's a question of min-maxing your gainz

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>durr dont smoke
smoking cigarettes is bad, maybe pure tobacco every now and then is ok
>durr dont drink alcohol
in excess, and if you're on cycle it can cause serious health issues
>durr no sugar
its bad in excess
>durr only drink water
they don't do GOMAD so they aren't gonna make it
>durr be natty, dont try anything that improves gains
the guys who have no real gear knowledge or who are delusional and think pro athletics are natural or something say this lol
>durr no cosmetic surgery
unless you have some serious deformity, why? working to overcome whatever physical setbacks and being confident in yourself will attract all kinds of friends/women
>durr dont get tattoos
people who says this are retards, but nobody needs a tattoo. hopefully if you do get one it has significant meaning or is very well done and looks nice artistic
>durr no sex before marriage
these are the kids of the super christian people who thought "the devil" was in video games 20 years ago parroting their parents bullshit
>durr women should be covered head to toe, dont show body
inshallah brother
>durr women cant dye their hair
best i can say is to learn to read people well and not date trashy women, personally i have met a high quality woman who happen to have purple hair but for every 1 like this there are 20+ head cases out there
>durr dont try anything risky
depends on what it is really, if you can afford the consequences and the reward is worth while then why not?

this guy gets it

I love the backtracking

>GAINZ ABOVE ALL
>N-NO ITS NOT ABOUT GAINZ ITS ABOUT BEING HEALTHY!!!!