Greatest gain goblin: COVID

Fuckin done with it, I got an at home "gym" (like a twenty year old bench press that is somewhat low quality, and some bands) which I am happy that I've been blessed enough to even have a barbell, but I'm stuck doing all these fucking online college class bullshits because I can't have physical contact with any professors

KEK

I just had sex with a fat girl and I'm afraid I caught the covid

Hate it when I see 6'1 trannies while I'm 5'7. Not fair, bros.

He forgot to include playing the drums in his bio.

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I'm ready to hit the baby

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It's kinda depressing me. It's all so complicated. I haven't been working out. Or eating much. Or enjoying my usual shit. Just falling into bad habits like hobbies I don't actually like. Oh fuck.

My ambulance company started picking up interfacility contracts to help hospitals free up bed space so I've been working 60-70 hour weeks all month.

I miss smoking so bad.

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You need more weed bro. Been in proper lockdown for almost 2 weeks. Bought 25 gr and going to get more tommorow since I already finished it. Buying 200gr good quality, but it's already harder to find weed that isn't shit and we're barely 2 weeks in. Get yo stock.

How do I make so that I only see Japanese girls on Tinder?

>tranny has better jawline, chin, and eyebrows than you
If he didn't have a shit hairline I'd feel completely mogged

Way ahead of you man - got a few plants.

move to japan

why wont my age slider go any lower on tinder

I could go for some ceviche and video games.

She, you smoothbrain

It's fine. Just a little boring if anything.

Just got back from the gym. Feels good

I'm shocked that I know who this is and where this picture was taken.

Spending my time trying to identify and correct muscle imbalances, especially glutes. They're extremely weak and getting in the way of my squats.

They’re fleeing BolsoChads Government

You can see his beard shadow kek

are you getting overtime?

I’m also wondering this

Yeah, and the yangbux are going to be nice, but I just know I'm going to be a probable carrier for this thing and cut myself off from pretty much everyone outside of work for the time being.

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There are also a lot of Native American trannies.

>how are you doing?
Not well to be honest. Having the gym closed is really starting to fuck with me and my routine. I guess I should just be happy that I still have a job that I can work from home but my gains are going to get fucked up if this keeps up another month.

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>98
I'm fucking killing myself
I'm FUCKING killing myself I'm fucking killing myself holy SHIT fuck FUCK.
FUCK THIS SHIT

>98 matches
post profile

Nice bait, here's 5 shekels.

>44
>Wants kids
lol

He is a biological male.

I sprained my ankle rly fucking bad a couple of days before quarantine so i've just been waiting for it to heal since im stuck anyways. My gains are withering away but, shall return once my ankle heals :/

>44
>looking for marriage
>want kids someday
>wine
This is satire tier. Only thing missing would be her mentioning her degree is social or gender studies. And she doesn't want dogs, fucking trash.

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why did I click this

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...

How is it mental illness? We're in a progressive society.

>yfw tranny has a 9 inch cock

>haha smoking isn't addictive dude its not even as bad as alcohol
>but yeh, I just crave it whenever I'm not high and its all I can think about by working
>you should definitely try an indica bro, it'd be perfect for you

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>hates dogs
that was the moment I stopped feeling bad for her, there is no more telling sign of psychopathy

I actually know this dude he's like 6'3"

>christian
>posts her horoscope on her profile

Heretic.

I feel bad for her. It's entirely possible she's just a female autismo that can't get a boyfriend. I know her interests indicate "roastie" and she's on bumble and all that, but it's still possible she's just awkward and autistically into pilates or something.

Home gym Master Race here

I dab on you paid gym cucks

he's cute

>her

>this dead stare

>How’s the quarantine life treating ya?
My gains are just fine, thanks for asking user.
How are yours?

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haha retard you posted the picture upside down and deleted it but i saw it before you did

You should become a janitor. Most boards are becoming pretty progressive but Yas Forums is in the stone age ffs. You could help effect some real change here.

>Cancer
I'll say

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yeah, all my pics have been coming out flipped lately, not sure why lad.

Kekaroo.

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