Be outwitted

>be outwitted
>be provoked
>get mad and physically intimidate someone, tell them you’d kick their ass
>later...
>they end up calling the police and reporting that they “were threatened”
>you aren’t charged or fined but police say they just wanna make sure you won’t hurt them

Wtf bros. How do I deal with ppl smarter than me when they talk shit? I thought with muscles I was The Chad

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>be smarter than anybody in the room 99% of the time
>be bigger than anybody in the room 99% of the time
>be more autistic than anybody in the room 99% of the time

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Do you think they'd have gone the police if you'd beaten them up and forcibly sodomized them?

You can tell OP doesnt lift

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I bench 275lbs for 5 reps. So

No you dont. Bye bye

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Imma bench 280lbs for 5 next week. U mad?

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Mirin, routine?

Tell them "yeah you're probably right" and proceed to live a better life than them

the fact you let someone affect you emotionally demonstrates you're stupidity.
anger is an element to the philosophy of insanity.
reject such superfluous structures.

user, if someone's giving you shit, try to understand why. Are they jelly? Are they mirin? Did you step on their toe? Once you figure out what they want from interacting with you, ask yourself what you want out of them. Do they even have anything to offer you? If yes, you'll generally get what you want when you meet their need. If not, laugh it off as an absurdity of life and walk away.
All this is meaningless if you're not getting enough water, food and rest, you'll just be anxious secondary to your metabolism. So go address that.

If someones smarter than you dont argue with them.

Read 48 laws of power by Rob Greene, got a lot of stuff in there that might help you.

not him but your mindset is interesting. what are you reading currently? pic related is me.

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same feeling brother

>I thought with muscles I was The Chad
only for girls

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>the fact you let someone affect you emotionally demonstrates you're stupidity.
>anger is an element to the philosophy of insanity.
>reject such superfluous structures.

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Nothing.
I do enjoy Descartes and few others, however I am rejecting books.
I find that life has a certain, or well thought, conclusion, and that is a conclusion.
thus when i comes to the forging of myself I want it to be out of my own volition.
Although books and characters of history can be inspiring.
I don't want it.
What is in other people's heads is not one of my concerns.
I am me, and that is all.
I have no concerns for success, or sexual conquest, or being god emperor of the universe.
my goals might seem almost mediocre to someone ignorant, or nonexistent. So be it.
amusing depiction.
if I am stupid, then so what?

>ignoring thousands of years of human knowledge built on the shoulders of people far smarter than you
>not using the unique human skill read to increase your brain power
>i am me :/ apart from the 99% of my ideas and personality i got from my parents and the one friend i had at school

correct.
these are all things I have thought upon, since that is my intention, to think.
and I agree with your ultimate argument, I am poisoned, and I would prefer to work with a blank canvas, but I cannot. that is a reality that is true.
And I have to accept it, and continue.
seething will achieve me nothing I am intending.

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So the police didnt do anything, and he effectively wasted their time, making himself look like an asshole? You won, dummy.

Just remember, if the person who called the police on you was your landlord or head of your home owners association you are a cuck

Dont get provoked
Try not to show youre mad even when you are
Call them childish and leave

you win, youre now the calm Chad

wtf OP are you me. I go through the same shit all the time.

>you're stupidity
Ironic

if you're ever outwitted just say "that's funny coming from a retard/fat nerd/fatty" make sure you laugh at your own joke
>also
remember you are always in control of the situation as you are much more powerful than them so stay calm

>pretentious pseudo intellectual boasting about reading chink vagina maintenance books

>another pseudo intellectual but even dumber, /x/ tier and using the worst spacing possible

You two should move together, imagine the combined pathetic and autistic aura.

>You two should move together, imagine the combined pathetic and autistic aura.
I prefer to be alone
very

Intelligent post recommend me a book user

threaten to take them to analtown if they call the police

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Fake and gay

Never physically intimidate people user. As a mma fag I’m always prepared to respond to physical intimidation but I would never start it.

Ensure there is no evidence for this threat you made. If they get the police involved you can then report them for slander

only one of these things is correct, can you guess fit?

You don't tell someone you'll beat their ass without beating their ass. Next time you beat their ass

>>be provoked

That's where you went wrong pal. Not the getting mad, not the physical intimidation, not the fact someone was "smarter" than you or quicker on their feet.

You failed because you allowed yourself to get roped into this in the first place. You failed because you put yourself into this position and did not remove yourself when it started.

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this board has to be the biggest cringe shitfest on this hellhole of a site holy fuck

being jelly and mirin' is often interlinked, it's a sort of uncomfortable act of mirin' from them and they don't like it because it makes them feel less secure in themselves. Being 6'6" and bigger than average I have been on the receiving end of this weird dynamic lots of times, some people really need to feel that you are interested in them and seek their approval. If not it can evolve into them distancing themselves from you by basically isolating you subtly from the ingroup (whatever group that may be). Fat women and wimpy (often short) men are the usual culprits. Even people with PhDs do this stuff, noone is immune because everyone is insecure about something.

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you already come to this shithole of a website user, haven't you learned that if you get mad at someone bullshiting you you have already lost?
define your redlines for yourself and stick to them, but let the rest go

thats what ive experienced multiple times in the past. so to counter my fear of getting rejected i try to listen to other people and act interested in their problems as much as possible while talking about myself as little as possible

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user you sound like a fucking idiot. please stop trying to come off wise.

Descartes was a fucking retard

>I do enjoy Descartes and few others, however I am rejecting books.
>I find that life has a certain, or well thought, conclusion, and that is a conclusion.

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>imitating ancient writers to sound smart

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Someone post the 19 yo thinker

I bet the blonde has really sexy feet I bet a lot of money on it

AAAAAGH IM GONNA- IM- IM GONNA
C- COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

THIS NIGGA TALKING LIKE AN ELDER SCROLLS MAIN QUESTLINE NPC LMAO

>be more delusional than anybody in the room 100% of the time

delet

>tell them I'd kick their ass

A real chad would've just kicked their ass.

>heard you of the high elves?

You don't threaten silly rabbit, to humilate its for kids.
You should've tell the guy to look in a mirror and that he had no selfrespect, shit like that, I still haven't got the chance to be on an argument at all, I just wish I could be on one so I keep asking "what are gonna do?" And just ignore the other guy

I have never seen such abysmally low T concentrated in 3 posts

to a cartoon? lmao

>How to make friends and influence people!

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is this serious posts

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just start acting like an adult instead of a chimp

good luck in your endeavors, then, fren

t.

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getting mad is not a chad thing to do you anger management autist