If you're fit enough to have abs and be attractive to women, you NEED to be on tinder right now
It's the promised land. I've never seen tinder so active, literally I'm having a hookup every single day easily.
The qts have nothing better to do, this is what you trained for.
good job contributing to the ongoing pandemic cumbrain
>global pandemic ongoing
>dude meet as many random people as possible
fucking retard
Although i have a gf i did make a new tinder this morning and got like 30 matches in 30 mins or so, way more than before.
Can confirm tinder is litty
I already had and recovered from COVID, and I felt fine the whole time anyway.
No
>But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death
Agree af, I mog my friend racially but his body use better than mine
I got 24 matches he had 38.
Bodymaxx niggers
you understand that you can still be infectious after recovering?
you can still infect others dumbass
no one cares lmao
Same.
>Slightly chubby girl coming over today
>Way younger than me, 19, interested in an older swole guy
>Literally going to brutalize this slut with all my might, feels good man
>having normiebook
Sad! Many such cases!
U know shes gonna get all shy and anxious bc she thinks shes gross compared to you.
Enjoy your smelly, dry vagina dead fish
I have a large outbuilding which I managed to convert to a strength training gym over the last year. It's huge, has 4 power racks. GHRs, oly stations. spin bikes. Everything you'd need. Took me a lot of time and money.
Thinking about setting up a Tinder and having a pic of it and getting cardio bunnies to come use it in exchange for sex. Thoughts? I also have a sauna.... I'm not handsome though, but maybe that'll be enough to sway some thots.
Also don't want corona. Being an introvert, that's why I made this gym in the first place. But if this is gonna continue for a while, or be the end of the world, I may as well get some use from it right?
Pic is an old one for size, I'll take a new one tonight when I go for workout
I hope none of you guys have grandparents or other people you care about in risk groups lmao
You know you can get it again too retard. It's not like chickenpox lmao. Idiot lol
What comes around goes around, hope your girlfriend also checked in to see the qt’s ;)
I don't want a hookup though.
I want a relationship with someone who's genuinely attracted to me and who I am genuinely attracted to
Oh she does my man, works nicely when u both like girls a lot
I don't give a phuck if I kill a boomer.
Been wondering how tinder life is, just huddled up with my gf.
>because of the implication
I have NEVER gotten a match in my life im a 5/10 nerd and girls are talking to me for the first time
I hate tinder and it should be deleted but its fascinating what women being cut off from penis end up doing
God i wish i was chad, imagine drowning in pussy everyday
You can be one if you want. Get in good shape, get a good job and only view women as an ends to a means.
The less u care about women the more they wanna suck you off
in my country everything is fucking closed and there is no way to meet people right know, i bet you are in murica, enjoy your coronavirus plague worse than italy this shit is serious you will see recovered people to start dying soon also if you had it chances are you will be infertile in a time this is a bioweapon
>Being an introvert
>4 power racks. GHRs, oly stations. spin bikes
My family workout there. I've been accumulating things over the year based on everyone's need.
Dude literally just clean yourself up and get abs
That's all it takes
Wtf you got against witches bruh
>J-j-just get abs bro!
Yeah and be white and >6ft lmao
If ur white n >6ft then you are literally disrespecting your genes by not getting in shape and fucking. You don't even need abs at that point desu
I'm brown, I'm 5'9, I have no chance and it shows with the tinder matches I rarely get and the quality of those matches
either this is bait or you're retarded
so in ur tinder pictures do you have pictures of ur abs?
I'm retarded
Yes, but don't make it obvious or vulgar. Casual is key, and smile.
heh
>got married a couple months ago
>Quarantined with wife
>Wife has insane sex drive
>She wants to do nothing but bang while we can
>We've banged in every room
>Banged in every way
>Glutes, hamstrings and abs are giving up on me
>luckily I have Cialis as part of my cycle so I'm always ready
>Can't give up now, have to make her think I'm a beast that can go forever
>Literally losing feeling in penis
>Send help
Im so jealous :(
Can never find a woman that can match my sex drive
They're all big until you're 7 cooms deep and they want to get off the ride
Tinder is social cancer
I haven’t had sex in weeks and am disgusted by my fat GF.
Same bruh. Why can't they just lose weight?
>Be me
>Weak womanz
>Match with average guy but big muscles
>Asks if I want to have sex with him for use of his gym shed
>Says we'll be the only ones there
>Hard no
I've had the opposite problem, never found a guy who could match my sex drive. Seems like men are all talk but when it comes to keeping up with a woman they fail. At least in my experience.
>t. Tranny
Truthpilled
Nobody other than fat or extremely deformed chicks use tinder the shithole I live in
Post your tits or shut the fuck up
Sounds promising bros. Any advice on what to say in profile and which pictures to use as to not look like an utter spaz? Im pretty autistic.
>Yes, but don't make it obvious or vulgar. Casual is key, and smile.
err so like bathroom selfie would be the obvious and something like a picture at the beach wouldn't
Post cock pics or fuck off
BASED TINDER ACCELERATIONIST
You’ll only really get matches on tinder if you have a good face as well
based.
>Chad gave me the corona
tranyyyy, real women wouldn't even reply
Face
unironically be yourself, stop second-guessing yourself and just write what you want too.
I have a good friend who wrote he enjoyed lynching niggers in his spare time and he still got matches (albit they were kinda nasty)
>make tinder
>get a few dozen matcher in the first week or so
>literally nothing after that
>remake profile a while later
>same thing happens
They hide your profile after a while or place you to the end of the list, don't they?
Only a woman would think that saying no u works
You get matched with a lot of bots initially.
Because it's always men that do all the work you retard
Laying down like a wood log isn't that hard, even women can do it
Also, dilate
>I'm brown, I'm 5'9
I'm brown, I'm 5'6
They're always be someone with less than you (and me). But I'll admit I wouldn't even think to try tinder because of my height as well.
The one girlfriend I've ever had I met through a mutual friend at a party and she came onto me after I started talking to her. She was a qt, short had big tiddies, a personal trainer working on being a pt who lifted, could give good massages, white although she had mental issues due to her rough past. Basically everything I could want. Only reason we broke up was because I already accepted a job in a different state before we started dating
Focus on using or (developing) things that make you desirable. The first things I spoke to her about were about me being able to speak spanish and being able to speak french. Her friend was trying to set me up with her anad brought me into their conversation by asking if I knew spanish. When I would later speak to this girl in spanish in a sexy way she would think it was sexy. She also liked that I could dance pretty well.
So basically from this experience I realized that my best bet to getting a gf is through a mutual friend and I know what I can use to my advantage to get the girl despite being a manlet
When shall I start HRT then
Dude the only pandemic I care about is the fucking pussy pandemic going around cause all the betas are locking themselves inside
>woke up this morning, throat so sore I couldn’t even swallow, chest crackling like a string of black cats every time I breathe, eyes red like I’d blown out every blood vessel at once
>hop on tinder, match with some slut who was hella horny and her bf was self-quarantining like a scared little fag
>she agrees to meet up
>catch the bus over to her place, accidentally got on the wrong one so I had to switch a couple times
>get to her place, she doesn’t even notice my symptoms cause my twelve-inch dong is rock-hard and I’m only wearing boxers and a t-shirt
>she starts sucking my cock while I grab her phone and start texting her BF
>he’s saying all sorts of gay beta shit
>”it’s like WW2 but instead of fighting a war I’m saving the day by playing Animal Crossing”
>”women are the real heroes of this one, check out this pic of a nurse who just finished a 16 hr shift”
>start laughing so hard that I can’t breathe, little specks of light in my peripheral vision as I text him back
>”lol stay safe babe” right as I blast my load right out this slut’s nose, my cum was hanging off her face like walrus tusks
>she’s begging me to fuck her, but I can’t stand up
>she calls me an ambulance and I start crawling away because there’s no way I’m letting bill gates put a NWO microchip in me over some make-believe chink disease
>managed to make it outside, now I’m hiding in her neighbors tool shed texting my next match to come meet up
I don't NEED to do anything. I'll stay inside with my gf tyvm.
Honestly i just always have one pretty nice photo of my face and then have a completely blank bio.
I've found this works better as girls literally only swipe right because they want to fuck me. Filling out a bio to "persuade" someone to right swipe you just means u gotta convince them to want to sleep with you.
Beta imo
this retard should get banned for encouraging people to break quarantine
Are you actually talking to any of them?
Ive heard if u just swipe right it takes u off the list.
>>>/reddit/
Hahahahaha XDD
Hahaha that's so funny you sure told him!
Unless the virus mutates again, he should be fine
Just so you know tinder ranks you based on your matches and priorities showing you to other people in your rank, chads will match staceys etc.
meh, still almost no matches and ones I have go nowhere after a couple of sentences.
inb4 I know I have shit face, just saying it ain't any easier for the average user
I dunno im average looking and still get some matches
Is pic related you? I hope you arent using that as a profile pic
>tfw in Tinder elohell