Zyzz edition
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Oral only cycles are fucking STUPID. You need a test base to amplify the effects of orals, so that the liver damage is worth it.
ABSOLUTELY no source talk!
If you’re going to ask for cycle advice, please include
>age
>weight/height
>time spent training
>BF %
>2020...I am remembered..
He should layoff the tren, mast and winny. All these DHTs have fucked up his face and make him look 20 years older. What made Calum unique was his arnold-tier body and his pretty boy face. Without the pretty boy face he is just a random juicehead like all the other guys in the gym.
Yea compare his face to this. He should never shave the beard again
based
what you squat bro?
19
5'11 / 182lb
2 years
11%
Do I really have to wait until I'm "fully developed" at around age 23? I don't give a shit about anything other than lifting
No you don't need to wait but you should be cautious, obviously. Get bloodwork done.
steroids are for manlet faggots
Pros and Cons of:
>Getting test levels checked
>Just buying test from someone who roids and giving yourself TRT dosages to put yourself in the high range of normal test levels
Will I go bald, get ballsack skin and kill my natural testosterone production and be stuck forever on TRT?
>Will I go bald
Probably not
>get ballsack skin
Definitely not
>and kill my natural testosterone production and be stuck forever on TRT?
No, just do pct if you don’t wanna rely on test
I missed you
tfw i have ~1 ml test left and i need to reorder more, but it's a slight inconvenience that i don't really want to do and keep pushing off.
trips and i come off
Hgh or roids?
i can only pick one
About to do:
Halodrol
Sustanon
Decabolin
Anavar
Test
First cycle
How retarded am I
If its your first cycle you are a big dummy lad. Thats a lot of compounds and you’re not going to know what is actually causing the side effects to your body
Why are fake natties in such denial?
It's so curious. Just admit it. Talking to them makes me miss piano man so much.
Talking to a roided IG thot is like talking to a Scientologist. You could go through all the science and data on natural limits, but literally their only argument is "I work hard".
>first cycle
>deca
Dudes such a fucking idiot. Ruined what was once a world class physique.
if i change brands of test-e, how long should it be until my bloodwork could detect a change?
Not even a question. You know the answer.
Enjoy the tits and ED and wild e2 fluctuation since you will have NO CLUE as to how to control your estro and determine what you need to take and when based on how youre feeling.
>Halodrol
Probably fake and a meme prohormone anyway.
>Sustanon and test
Sust is test you brainlet.
Take 6 weeks
A week. Think about it, you inject twice weekly because of the half life. Within a week of changing brands there will be a change in levels if there is a difference between potency.
When does test fully saturate the blood? Pinning 500mg/week
4 weeks
He looks great, dyel.
His faces look like shit now. He has that permanent 5 o'clock shadow thanks to the tren and masteron abuse that makes him look old af
juicy
ok
How’s fraud during corona season? Any reason I should not do a test/EQ cycle ?
CHINAMAN SNEEZED IN THE RAW POWDER OF YOUR TEST AND EQ!!!!
I just looked this shit up, halotestin has an anabolic/androgenic ratio of 1,900/850! JESUS! Meanwhile tren is 500:500, and I thought tren was the most powerful boogeyman steroid of all time. So does that title go to halo or am I a retard or what?
No halotestin ain't shit compared to other roids. Dimethyltrienolone alone has androgenic:anabolic ratio of 10000+:10000+. And there was another oral that had an anabolic ratio of over 50k but I cant remember its name.
The ratios are a meme using poor science to get the numbers.
What makes him so hot, is that beyond his obvious physical perfection - he exudes this steaming, intensely passionate charisma. He's terribly sexy without even trying; his personality is magnetic - he's moody, masculine and powerful. A refined animal on the prowl. What a charmer, what a fine specimen of a man. A real stud if you want.
Shut up faggot.
Reminder that you don't even need to have access to a gym to reap the benefits of steroids. You make better gains by sitting on the couch than a natty lifter going to the gym 6 days a week.
ya bud, im planning 400/600 for 20 weeks with maybe a few weeks of tren a. test/eq is the current meme cycle.
Asking if i should do it or just be nattty
>18
>187cm /69kg
>2.5 years
>7-8% veins all showing in my chest, shoulders not to mention my biceps.
Rate this cycle
Week 1-15 - 500mg - Test E / Susta 250 depending on what I could get
Week 1-14 - 400mg - Deca
Week 1-15 - 12.5 mg of Asim on each Test E pin
Week 17-23 - 40 mg of Nolva in the first two weeks, 20 in the last forth
Week 13-17 - 400 u.i. of HCG a week
From the beginning to the end I will run
Omega 3 abour 3000mg daily
Citrus Bergamot 1500mg daily
And as suppliments. Whey, Creatine, BCAA and vitamins.
I know the drill, no tabacco, alchool, drugs.
Should I run NAC? I don't really think since no orals are involved.
What my protein intake should be for bulking? Is 150 proteins too less?
What should I expect? Except MASSIVE GAINS of course
Pic related, I'm the dumbo that asked yesterday about how to get like Mateusz K. Did some research in the mean time.
Appreciate it guys, any advice it's more then welcomed.
>Deca
>sustanon
>nolva
>hcg
You will be a prolactin/estrogen bomb. Enjoy your new juicy leaking tiddies and bubblegut and moonface.
>12.5 mg of Asim on each Test E pin
Could easily be too much. You'll know when your joints hurt and old injuries ache you bombed your estro. I wouldn't start the asin in the first week necessarily. You'll know your estro is high if you get puffy or sensitive nips or start feeling emotional.
pretty good except a couple of things, you're not going to need AI from week 1 wait until you start getting sides first. you should run test E 2 weeks longer than deca to account for the different half lives and also people will generally recommend nolva at 20mg for 6 weeks instead of your current plan
Forgot to mention. Will start from the third pin. Anything I could do to prevent that?
>omg test and deca are SOO scary
Fuck off retard
Moving to Yuma, AZ. Is it worth to buy a cheap place across the border in San Luis Río Colorado, MX-SON?
Reason I ask is I figure if I want to pin, why not cross the border, buy some gear at a Farmacia, store and take the gear in a small house and cross back over the border? That eliminates any possible legal ramifications (even if they are unlikely in the first place) and package seizures.
>Buying
Why not renting?
What’s your guys’ favorite compound and why?
Maybe that's smarter
Why not leasing??
I bet renting a shitty apparemment with a fridge for 4-5 months wouldn't be very expensive. But prepare to be asked on the border why you always go 2 times a week in Mexico and stay like 2-3 hours. Also take in mind when you have to take the Nolva or whatever it's your PCT protocol.
both the act of pinning and seeing the gains have become a bit erotic for me
should i be worried? y/n
I don't see why I shouldn't be honest with the border guards. If selling gear in Mexico is legal, and I use it exclusively while I'm there, what do the US border agents care? All I plan to take across the border are my keys, my passport, my wallet and my phone; spotless car and clothing pockets otherwise. Wouldn't they only care if I were trying to smuggle juice back into the US?
Assuming I am at a constant moderate caloric surplus and eat enough proteins, can I just permablast and keep making gains?? I’m not planning to PCT and I’m ready to cruise for life in worst case.
I always get hard pinning glutes.
Yes, obviously. How do you think BB pros get that big? It took cutler and coleman literally 20 years of permablasting to hit their peak.
anything that is androgenic is poison after puberty