Sorry chad, this is real life, the based apemoder gets the girl

>sorry chad, this is real life, the based apemoder gets the girl

Why haven’t you gone apemode yet?

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user, that's a female orangutan

did he stutter ?

>he slaps your gfs ass in GameStop and winks at you
What do?

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cave the 4ft tall 100lb midget's chest in
>but muh monke look strong
they're short as shit, why is it that manlets aren't taken seriously yet chimps are?

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>you mad, chang boi?

Not him but a chimp is strong as shit, with enough intelligence to understand what it’s doing and to be a vindictive cunt about it’s violence. They will intentionally attack the genitals (on men) and faces. I believe they understand to rip/bite off ones cock and balls emasculates him and with the face it’s to remove their identity and ability to communicate effectively. Whereas with a manlet, they’re short and small but pose no real threat. They’re typically weak as fuck and relatively stupid because their brains become clouded by their... PFFFFTTT... *ahem* shortcomings and only that.

The "It's ok to be weak" guy bangs all the japanese cuties.

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Did you make this same thread earlier today or just reuse the image?

Pull up that hairless ape with the giant nucksack Joe always talks about.

fucking kek

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a chimpanzee is several time stronger than a man and much more agile. he also has crazy grip strength and reach, as well as long canines. he will very quickly fuck your shit up.

What video is this from? I want to watch the whole thing in context

I would be scared of that thing ripping off my face

Dude you kick a chimp and it will latch onto your body, crawl up to your face and rip it off. They have grip strength like crazy and can lift massive amounts of weight. Don't fuck with chimps.

It’s “you mad, yellow boi”

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/
jstor.org/stable/1374806
The only thing stopping you from fighting like a chimp as well is yourself. It's not a boxing match, it's a fight against a wild animal. Why wouldn't you do the same?
And no, they're only stronger relative to their bodyweight, and the weight of an adult male is only 40-60kg...

but it's not okay to remain weak!

Code??

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bhkQng58Os

NGG-069

Thank you

BLACKED

How can anyone be racist after seeing this picture

but it's not okay to remain weak!

Pick up what's left of my gf's ass and run away.

What's gamestop?

Political group aimed at ending video game addiction

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Well yes except your wrong, you can’t effectively fight like a chimp. And that’s because they ARE stronger. But they’re not 5x stringer like most sources say, it’s only about 1.5-2x stronger on average than an average man. Humans=endurance animals. Chimps are not, so they have more of the power type muscle fiber.

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BUT ITS NOT OKAY TO REMAIN WEAK

what is this from?

Why didn't she close the door, then take off her robe?

but it's not okay to remain weak!

Lmao I’d love to see you try and go up against the raw power and ferocity one of these chimps possesses

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blacked 3

BUT IT'S NOT OKAY TO REMAIN WEAK!

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What the fuck.
Are all chimps as buff as this one?
How do they get so much muscle??
Is this the real power of calisthenics?

Damn he's jacked

Shoot it

I go apu mode

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KONG swings around in TREES and eats FRUIT AND BUGS while you make marginal PROGRESSION on barbell lifts and get left on READ by your oneitis

Bro the minute you came face to face with this Chad you would Norwood 2 on the spot

Do you even frog?

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I don't HAVE any pre-workout bananas.

absolute unit.

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could he take khabib?

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I'm pretty sure they're just friends and you can't prove otherwise unless you post a picture of them having sex.

>that one guy that posts chinks in the "who do you lift for, Yas Forums?" threads

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you would like that wouldnt you?

yeah me too someone post it

ooouh aaaaaaaaaaaah ... aah.. uh
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHGGGGGGGHGHAOHGHHHAOOUGHAAAAAAA

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Underrated

Frogs are badass. I build vivariums for fun. I wanna build one that looks like part of collapsed civilization, but for a frog or rod I’m considering something like a dark ally way. Drop in a mouse or it’s bugs and watch the beast attack from the shadows

He is talking about the left ape

Because shes a ho

The perfect squat depth

Is it FtM or MtF?

But it's not okay to remain weak!
Mother fucker dont touch my bananas

but it's not okay to remain weak!