Mire

This. But Yas Forumsizens wouldn't know anything about making someone else happy.

El oh El.

Own that shit. If you're getting bantzd, you have to bantz back. That's the rule.

"Your wife loves my swole."

If you don't bantz back you're a forever-pussy until you do.

they're fat so i take everything they say with a grain of salt. i'm still pretty new there so i can't go too hard with the bantz or my autism might slip through

If I wanted humor is ask about your one rep Max LMAO

Based sardinha

If you have to tell someone you lift, do you even lift? Never discuss hobbies with normies anyway, you brought this on yourself

Still, you have to.

It's a joke you feminist cunt, go sit on the railroad tracks

You sound like you’re stealth mode. Don’t worry user, it only makes it more satisfying when they actually see you either shirtless or in an undershirt.

Stealing that picture. It’s so goddamn accurate. It’s missing “sooner” and “boomer” though.

i dont see the problem. it's not like going to the gym makes you the member of some secret society. everyone lifts for different reasons so everyone has different goals
this is what im holding out for

>him and my coworkers also unironically thought adam driver was jacked so idk what to make of it
you say this like he's not the widest being in existence

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Which lift retard

Its Fernando Sardinha, prob the most famous brazilian bodybuilder, really cool and knowledgeable guy

Muito bom ver um homem de cultura aqui no Yas Forums

If it helps you.
>Go to work with a bunch of fat fucks
>Get constantly called “scrawny,” “skinny,” and tell me I need to eat more
>One time I drank a Lean Body and a fat fuck walks up and goes “You need WEIGHT GAIN body”
>Because of the monkey clothes we wear, they can’t see my actual shape
>Never mention my history of exercise or anything like that
>One day allowed to wear polos
>Suddenly no one says anything, and I overhear the fat fuck that made the Lean Body comment mention that “I never realized how huge that guy’s chest is” and another fattie that made comments called me Captain America
>Still rarely ever mention my exercise, still keep to myself
>The comments suddenly disappeared
Felt like the sweet nectar of the gods

>>go back to r9k

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meant for

>projection: the post

>friend at uni told me all the girls in my class agreed i was the best looking guy on the course
not much of a brag since i do physics but nice nayway

This is why you never tell them you lift even when they point out how good you look.

just keep lifting the heavy shit. people will see he cares about your strength more than you, drawing attention to your strength and to his acknowledgement of that

I know this feel. Getting mires all the time. Believe it or not, I'm natty. "But how come you've got mountains for traps, user?". Well, genetics and lots of shrugs. My friends say that I'm the second coming of Zyzz. Kek. I know I still have to improve my puny chest.

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he's just jealous

fitizens are incapable of understanding happiness, especially if it's in the context of interacting with another human. This is why they construct deranged narratives to explain motivations of others, such as

this reminds me of the only time i selp with a women. i literally patted thi girl like this all night i honestly just cringe into obilivion imaging her pretending to sleep there all night long while i felt her up like thsi lmfao i awnt to kill myself when i ithkn about it

guys, this is bait

that's just casual joking around among friend/co-workers. as long as you don't get defensive about it it's really nothing to be concerned about.

Another insecure incel.
go back to

is that frankies retarded sister?

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>my boss is this super jacked 40 year old guy
>he asks me to help move a frame
>frames can weight 500 pounds sometimes
>when we lift it his end kinda shoots up
>move it to another work area 15 feet away
>when were done he laughs
>he thought he was gonna have to do most of the lifting

The girl is blind and the dude has an engagement ring on you absolute retard

Thank you for this post. I needed to feel like not loser today

Roiding for this

Is she retarded? I mean down syndrome?

so great

kekked out loud

she looks blind

ROASTED

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Oh great job asshole. Now that blind girl has elevated standards. How are ugly doughy guys supposed to get with her now???

I would love to fuck a blind girl that touch me like that. It makes my peepee very hard

very cool story user

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Based user

very nice

Had a date last night with a chick I hadn't seen in 6 months.

QT: "I can tell you've been working out."

I bench a bit under 2pl8.

We ended up cuddling, kissing, and talking on her couch for a couple hours. Nice and wholesome.

Some one say blind girls?

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Saved, based image. Although now I think of it, based should probably be on there to

None to report this week. Will notify when this changes. Thanks.

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