If you would be paid $1 million on the condition that you could reform Chris Chan into a Yas Forums individual...

Chrischan is proof that autism can indeed be weaponized

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Isn't that just Jason Genova

If only he found a boyfriend-free girl, all of this could have been avoided

I wish someone would trick him to travelling into an ISIS stronghold

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Damn I wonder what his parents think of him.

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One of them is dead, and I'm pretty sure the other one is about to be

Thank Mary Walsh for that.

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Apparently he's 180cm tall and I'm just 170cm reeeeeeeeeee

I could do it. I would have to kidnap him or something so I would get arrested. Then I would just go full slave master mode and literally whip him into hard labor while feeding him high protein foods and whey. Then I'd just starve him, collect my $1 mil, and dump him out in field somewhere.

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One died of shame, The other was nearly killed in a house fire that chris set making coffee in the bathroom

Didn't he cut his dick off? I think it's already over

This, didn't he chop his dick off? That alone makes it impossible for him to ever make it

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>wouldn't

He still has his dick but he cut a wound below it and impeded its healing for several months, Claiming he "grew" a vagina. I believe that ended in him getting gangrene or some other severe infection

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Let’s lay this all out
>which psychedelics
>what kind of brainwashing techniques
>what exercises
>how will you force him to organize
>what’s a preventative measure to take if he rejects the program and you need to intervene
And would all of this cost less than $1 million dollars?

I can’t believe I went to high school in the same county that he did, they have a mass comm specialty center I thought about going to but stuck with my home school, I could’ve been a Manchester Lancer

Your in the club and this guy slaps your ass, What do you do?

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>He still has his dick but he cut a wound below it and impeded its healing for several months, Claiming he "grew" a vagina. I believe that ended in him getting gangrene or some other severe infection
please tell me this is true

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I’m imagining him speaking out loud saying anti American radical Muslim stuff in his autistic voice

Indeed it is, Here's the "vagina"

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Can't believe I just noticed the enema box

What mode is this?

Better pic

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Only Islam can save him now

jesus fucking christ

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>please tell me this is true
there's no reason for false rumors about chris chan, the reality is retarded enough

sonichu.com/cwcki/Self-inflicted_taint_wound

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He called it his “un-clit”

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>Chris had sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him.

How are people this retarded allowed to live freely in society?

I forgot he pierced it

Apparently he used rubbing alcohol on this after finally accepting he wounded himself

The lore is too deep

because we're not allowed to forcibly institutionalize retards and crazies anymore

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>not wanting to tap that hot pussy
Um, I think you guys might be gay

Here he is when Sonichu possessed his body in the dimensional merge that we are all going under right now
youtu.be/sM9D9zIFJNs

Slave labor and forced steroids. Foolproof plan

I miss when he was just a weird retard screaming at trolls on camera.

Now he's El Abominación in a dress, mocking the state of society without saying a word

Excuse me. This is my thread now

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>BREATHE IT IN

You won't be perfect, or really that great, but losing weight and getting Yas Forums would do wonders if you were to one day wake up like that. That's of course, considering the default option would be to just end your life on the spot.

>Lift weights like crazy for 2 years perma bulking
>During this time make crude swords/weapons and bash them against trees as cardio
>Refrain from talking and instead train myself to grunt in place of speech
>Once big enough, I shall shave my head and dump green paint onto myself, wearing naught but a loin cloth grabbing my weapons and disappearing into the forest
And thus I will become an Orc in two years time. The people of this age will learn to fear me when I raid their settlements for chicken and oats.

shave (including top of head)
lose weight
consult a cosmetic surgeon

Kill him and pay an actor $500,000 to take up his identity.

the only person who could pull it off is trey parker and he’s already loaded
2000 trey would do it for the lulz, but it seems he’s lost his soul

Easy. You say reform, you do not say what form the new Chris Chan should take. I would shape that disgusting slob of meat into a force of pure villainy. First, I would kidnap it in its sleep and leave it in a dark room with no food, water, or light for a week so that it has good memories to look back on later. Then I begin to feed it, give it a bed and a chamber pot, a candle if it's good. I always enter the dark and secured basement from above in a military jumpsuit and gasmask, visibly armed and silent. I leave it in the basement for months, barely speaking to it. There's nothing but a bedroll, a treadmill, a chamber pot and a bookshelf with a careful selection including anarchist philosophy, eco-terrorism handbooks, Nietzsche, the Bible, kafka, random number sequences, and survival manuals. Instead of posters, I line the walls with information critical for the next stage, with the phrase "NOTHING IS REAL" in large red text repeated on every wall. If it begins to cooperate by running and reading, it is rewarded with paper and pencil, perhaps even communication with me. After a year, sooner if it complies and is prepared, I move on to phase two. Blindfold again in the middle of the night, it is taken to a remote location in a forest and released. A small cache of food and supplies is waiting for them, but there is no campsite and maybe a week of supplies at most. Among them is a rugged solar e-reader containing the bookshelf from the basement, a fishing rod, flint and steel, some rope, a first aid kit, and some LSD just for good measure. I leave it in the woods, telling it I'll be back in a month and that if it tries to return to civilization it will be killed. At the end of the month I return with enough food to last another week. If it has caught no food and is malnourished, it will be sent back to the basement for another month. This is repeated until the creature can survive on its own

Copious amounts of steroids and an mask collection

I don't even know what to say. I don't know whether to laugh, or cry, or vomit, or all three at the same time somehow.

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Two outcomes: either it accepts it's fate and learns to live in the woods or it tries to cling to the relative safety of the basement. If two years after initial exposure it is still a failure, I leave it in the woods once and for all and don't help. Either way, the creature returns to nature. I monitor closely for a few years, giving it long term supplies if needed or more books if I approve the request, and making sure it has no contact. Once I am satisfied, I leave it more or less alone for a decade, checking in every year or two so it never knows when I'll arrive. Then, after it has adapted to a decade of isolation, I can unleash the monster. It is drugged in the middle of the night and taken to a safehouse in the middle of a city. My team and I put a healthy amount of C4 in his stomach, then dress him up in combat gear and a shock collar. Make sure he's got plenty of guns and large clips that he use without training, two swords just in case, then load him up with a wild cocktail of crack, acid, pcp, and tren and let him loose in a large public space. I have no idea what would happen. Perhaps it would rampage and kill dozens, might just wander and get picked up by cops. C4 is just a precautionary measure, or if I got the perfect opportunity to blow up a bunch of politicians or something. In my fantasy, though, his drug addled mind puts it all into a narrative and he sees this as a manifestation of his dreams. He uses this absurd opportunity to further some crazy cause he booked up in the woods and commits a noble crime, like rampaging through museum and destroying as much art as he can because he sees it as unnatural. I have no idea what my extreme methods would do to a grown human's brain, since my subjects haven't progressed far enough, but I think it's harsh enough to break even Chris Chan's fucked up ways and possibly, just possibly turn him into the martyr or at the very least an urban legend

Pure kino

>buy a gym and lure him into it
>lock the doors, throw in food every day
>tell him if he doesn’t exercise he can’t eat

I mean sure.

1) Take him out of that toxic hellhole.
2) Have him under constant supervision, I mean literally 24/7. When he's not under supervision, he is locked in a room with nothing but quality books (Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, Plato, Borges, etc)
3) Set him up in a home gym, beat him if he doesn't work out.
4) Feed him healthy fruits.
5) Don't let him out of Purgatory House
6) I imagine it would take like 3 years, but it could be done, with negative reinforcement.