Genelet Bartering thread

Anyone willing to trade some height for some dick inches?

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I'm 6'3 gladly drop down transfer 3 inches to my peepee. 1 to length 2 to girth

Ninja turtle.

I'm 5"10' with an average dick, my guy. I'm holding on to what I've been given. *sigh*

I've got no height to give and a small penis. It's over.

God I hate manlets

Same but fuck this dick, I just want to be tall. I'd trade-in my entire wiener to be 6'4".

Rent-free :^)

I'm 5'10 with less than average peen so imagine the ladies' disappointment when she drops my shorts only to see a button on a fur coat. Feelsbadman

You’re rent free when you say rent free to someone that’s rent free.

>4d chess
umm ok sweaty

why is his body so much darker than his head wtf

I'd gladly trade some iq points for some social abilities

6 foot height, 7x5 inch dick, 4 pack but extremely beyond comprehension ugly face. pic related.

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They spray on bronzer or something because fag judges like how it looks on the muscles.

Not really. I'm satisfied with my body as it is! Tall man, short man; tell me the color of your soul.

I am 5'9 with a 7x5.5 dick so I'd rather leave things as they are

im 5'9.5 with almost a 6 incher but my face is sorta putrid so it wouldn't matter if i did

well faces don't matter much in men, as long as you got good hormones and personality, ugly guys can be attractive, guys are different from girls drastically when it comes to attractiveness.

i'm 5'9" and would pay 5k$ to be 6 even.

6'4 with a 7.25x5.75 dick.
I would probably give up 3 inches in length for pure meme value. I imagine having a ten inch cock has its inconveniences but why not.

5'6 with a 7x6 i'd trade an inch of girth for 3 inches of height but that's asking for too much.

You look decent bro unless you're hiding some fucked up eyes

6' 6.5 inches ill add 2 inches to my dick.
i feel like a big ol dick gives you the kind of confidence you can only get from knowing you have a big ol dick

5'8" 7" peepee
i'm chilling

>comprehension ugly face
YOU ARE LYING

t. femanon

t. non-passing trans
Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking subhuman degenerate. Even if you are a (w*man) you're still subhuman, if ur gay ur subhuman, if ur a tranny ur triple subhuman

>168cm (5'6 retard units)
>13cm (5") dick
I run in a very fine line inbetween not killing myself inch off my height or dick i wouldve blown my brains on the wall. Also Ive managed to pull some qts

Ok, handsome

what race?

mega cope. If face doesn't matter then height penis and body combined don't.

The difference between 5 inch penis and 4 inch is night and days. Thank god everyday for giving you the potential for normal sex life.

I am pretty handsome tho, desu
Incel from my shitty early years, grew up as a social outcast and never got over it
Seeing anyone being attracted to males makes me upset. Fucking subhuman

6' dyel fucking twink here with a gud dong. Even if I didn't have decent dong I not trade height.

Yea they do. I get 7 matches after a month of using tinder. I talk to one decent plain average girl and all she goes on about is how her ex was a pro bodybuilder, zyzz tier aesthetic etc so I rejected her lame ass.

And a Latina girl I was dating for 2 months wouldnt fuck me cause she said my dick was too big. How is that fair? Its only 7 inches she can take BBC or microdicks but not my average one?

My eyes aren't fucked one girl said I had nice eyes.

Alright be my gf or fuck me then if im so great.

Become a trap thats all manlets are good for

This physique I have here isnt good enough to get a date with. Girls here literally dated Zyzz and Rich Piana tier guys and bring it up whenever we talk cause oh user you work out my ex Chad was pro bodybuilder and natty and had great genes and he could drink alcohol and party how come you dont? blah blah blah

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Did u warm her up enough? I know a lot if inexperienced people try to jump in far too early. Foreplay lasts a lot longer than just the 15 mins you spend rubbing her butt

Ask her if it hurt a lot when they left her. You sound really insecure, girls can smell that and will unconsciously make little digs to test if your confidence you portray is real.

The trick is to convince yourself you're very attractive but just not to you.

5' 10''
Pectus excavatum
Ugly as fuck
But, 7'' x 5.5'' dick, very wide shoulders and >135 tested iq.
Shame about being such an autistic, ugly, socially anxious, lazy cunt with noone to blame but myself

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Will trade height for chest-insertions. Pls respond.

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This

Lmao. Unless you have male model looks, any non-deformed girl will have a higher sexual market value than you.

She was sucking my dick and rubbing my shit tier abs talking about how hot I was last time I saw her and she said come over baby I'm going home tonight cause of the virus. And she said yiu need extra large condoms im scared of STDs but I flipped and said you waste my time come here for blowjob or handjob and I can jerk off at home. And she felt bad tried hug me so I pushed her on the floor (didnt try to just wanted get out of there before I broke down in tears). And she said come on baby come back and texted me and I did and she said my taxi here I have to go I'll see you in the summer. And I called her a whore and left. I feel a bit bad cause I did like her but I cant deal with that.

She knows I'm not confident already. And confidence is bullshit. She ruined my confidence and destroyed it. And tried say looks dont matter Im sorry blah blah. But I just told fuck off we can talk when I'm 6% bodyfat. So now I'm throwing out my groceries starving myself until I'm lean.

>183.5 cm
>13x13 cm dick

I-Im not fucked, r-right guys?

Spooky ass dick bro. Get ghost hoe, or a zombie bish, theyll love that shit

Have you even a fucked a girl btw cause that all sounds retarded to me.

>Pls respond.
nice dubs

I beg your pardon?

I lol'd

The fuck you talking about? This physique is good. Height and weight? That's some good progress.

You can’t get girls with a body like that? Maybe you should work on your personality.

Maybe because you have bigger tits than most girls?

i'm 182cm and at 32 years old now it's just sinking in i'm a manlet to be honest

really feeling down about it

fuck off attention whore, you just want people's approval despite not being actually autistic looking

6 foot 180
haha havent heard these jokes before
im posting here arent I? you need to have sean o'prys face, trumps bank account and zyzz body get a decent girl in Canada.

>haha havent heard these jokes before
those werent jokes, jackass

Ive heard more shit about my nipples and chest from men than women. Even when I was fat (your gonna be a smart ass and say Im obese now so im gonna say when I was fattest) and had (actual) mantits only men brought it up. No woman ever did.

Personality i never hear that girls say you sound cool and are respectful of boundaries how come your single?

I'll be your gf, fucking is reserved for marriage though

im not getting married again im already divorced

Why would u hate them? They cant control their height. I just think jeff nippard looks funny but i dont watch his vids but i dont hate him

>your gonna be a smart ass and say Im obese now so im gonna say when I was fattest

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She may have destroyed your confidence but at least shes trying. Girls are annoying sometimes but all great men had great women. Just make sure they know their roles

That's alright, can't be your gf then

Yea I been here long enough that even pro bodybuilder guys or shredded guys get called ugly and fat or DYEL so insults from fit dont phase me much now. I've been on Yas Forums enough any insults from men here I've heard at least 100x each. I know im not rich piana, jeff seid etc but im better than that