The bar is open

I have a phone case interview next Sunday for an associate role at a consulting company. I have no clue how to prep nor even where to begin.

Odds are that I am going to get blown the fuck out, but at least I am taking my shot for a 150k a year job.

Got laid off due to the 'rona
Gym is closed
Work crush turned bi and got gf
Also no more work = no female interaction

At least I had the foresight to get a barbell and bench last summer, now I just have to figure out how to blast my quads without a rack.

Great, I went out with my dog today, it was beautiful and there were loads of people out. Fuck the government go outside.

front squats.

Im still working while my friends are playing call of duty and league all day and generally just doing whatever they want, I want to be quarantined so bad bros, also I hooked up with this cute asian girl but everyone’s on lockdown so we can’t FUCK

>Gym closed
>Internship that was guaranteed so I could graduated pulled out because Corona
Only got 1 company left, if they decide they can't take me on it's over for me and I wouldn't know what to do.

I have things to do, but I can't get around to doing it. It's not that I'm short on time, I just don't want to do it. I'm working less during these times, and I hate my job, but I find myself looking forward for work next week. Also my biggest regret is that I DID NOT SET UP A HOME GYM. FUCK ME I AM A RETARD. I'm stuck doing the incel Victor Pride Spartan workout--100 pushups, squats, situps, and 2 mile run, but I am craving the iron. The barber is closed so now I'm shaving my head and now I look like a hispanic gang member, just cranking out pushups in my garage. Good news is, I got a nice watch in the mail today. yay.

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I'm a NEET with a home gym so completely unaffected

Can I come over to work out? I'll suck your dick, bro. It won't be homo, I fucking swear. Let me use the irons for a little pump and I'll give you a cheeky little suck. Seriously, bro. Lifting is a COMMUNITY, we help each other out. Help my gains and I'll help your balls, bro.

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Just read up on some cases, nothing to crazy about it. Also you would be dodging a bullet if you don't get the job anyways.

Having a life outside of work > 150k a year

Currently planning out how to destroy any 5G towers that are placed in my city.

Just throws pl8s on them that should teach them not to give people cancer

Start a home gym man, worth it in the long term with that kind of investment

Quarentine wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't to be confined inside my room all day because I got flu symptons and don't want to pass it to my family. I thought it would be easier because I used to be a NEET some years ago, but turns out it isn't anymore

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finished assembling my homegym so i can start catching up on gains. i’ve made a lot of stupid decisions because of this homovirus, I’m going insane staying indoors all day doing online uni and my grades are going to start plummeting but I don’t care I just want to become Yas Forums enough to destroy the chinkz

Anyone else get really weird and cringy when they like like a girl?

Lots of shitty feels in this thread. Sorry anons. Things may get worse first, but this shit will all blow over eventually. Do whatever exercise you can, stay in contact with people, and help out where you can - there's always someone who has it worse. Stay strong bros.

we all do
y-you too user

I don't know what is happening to my body
>26 years old
>Woke up on Monday and couldn't walk
>Still bedridden and legs are going numb
It-it's just a pinched nerve, right? I can recover? R-right bros??

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I think you should really seek out some actual medical advice.

I’m convinced that speaking to a hot girl drops my mental age by 5+ years

Really embarrassing stuff

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I did, they gave me pills that aren't working and scheduled an MRI that got cancelled due to the Corona outbreak.
I wasn't even fucking lifting the previous day either, that's what makes me mad. It's one thing to accidentally take a trip to Snap City while lifting

lost nofap after 10 days. there is no hope for nofap if youre stuck inside with little to do.

oh well. im baking some bread to keep from going insane, its hard work doing it all by hand with no electric mixer. ancient women must have been pretty strong from mixing and kneading dough all day long

Well Fit there is something I want to share with you guys. At the beginning of febraury I started chemotherapy for metastasized testicular cancer in my lungs. The cycle is finished in two weeks and the doctors think I will be finished afterwards. That includes no more chemo or surgeries. Last week I had to take my first x-ray scan since january. And fortunately for me the tumor in my lung isn't visible anymore, it was visible on the previous scan in january. Although this isn't the 'real scan'' (the ct-scan is) it is the first bodyscan of my body since starting chemo so that is good news. Also yesterday I heard that the tumourmarkers are at an absolute minimum. AFP is 2 and HCG is 2. It hasn't been this low in a year.
And to finish it off, just a hour ago I heard that the girl of my dreams is single again. Not only that but she texted me saying she wants to go on a date once this coronavirus is over.

Didn't think I would ever say this again but life is good.

My country with only about 300 infected cases (oh no the HORROR of 300 terminally ill 89 years olds) are literally banning going outside as of today.
You are only allowed to go outside for:
work (figures, the fucking money grubbing jews, may God's wrath find them in whatever hole they're buried and burn them with the hottest of hellfires)
basic survival needs such as food
aid for sick or elderly members of your family
death of a family member

I don't give a fuck however. It's very clear to me that this whole coronavirus outbreak is engineered to take away human rights and confine you in place so that you'll end up utterly dependent on the authorities.
I will still go to the calisthenics park even if I have to crawl behind buildings and take off routes to hide from the police. They won't be taking my liberty.
Freedom or death brothers!

However, as a side note, the humanity is going to shit. Heed my words. Once this is over, IF things get back to normal (I doubt) then I'm out. I'll find a way and get off the grid best case scenario, or I'll move away in the country side and hole up.

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I keep having panic attacks and its affecting my workouts

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I also just got broken up king...
Had to leave home/family the same day

February 22 was the worst 24 hours of my life but gotta sack up and keep moving

>metastasized testicular cancer in my lungs
what

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Congratulations, bro. I'm really happy for you. That's awesome

>ancient women must have been pretty strong from mixing and kneading dough all day long
they were super strong. that's one of the many ironies of modern feminism

The approaching storm has given me more incentive to learn useful skills like basic circuit design, woodworking and gardening. Now I just need to act on the vague desire to be useful enough so that nobody wants to kill and eat me

welcome to the clubhouse, user. some of us live here.

Yea bro shit sucks, last year they removed a tumour in my nut. Luckily the doctors control me every few months and almost a year after the tumour was removed they found a little lump in my lungs whicht turned out to be metastasized cancer.

Dad came home with 8 bottles of half full wine because his pub job let him come empty the fridge so i'm going get a buzz on in a bit
Had a good corona style workout but I only have 60kg of weight so it was basically
>4 x 10 60KG bench
>3 x 8 25kg one hand db bench
>3 x 8 60kg deadlift
>3 x 32.5 BB curl
>100 sit ups

what's everyone up to tonight?

What happened?

I'm about to leave it all behind as well. Not any problems, my family are great people, but if shit hits the fan with this pandemic (it will, they'll force you to chip yourself in order to "prove" you are vaccinated) then I'll kiss mom and dad goodbye and go gentle into that goodnight.
I will never accept the number of the beast.

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only post worth reading

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I hope you infected both

I learned gardening as well and planted onions today. If it doesn't get much colder, I'll be planting potatoes next week.
I'm slowly taking measures to go off the fucking grid. Fuck this world, fuck this society. I've seen what we're made of, and it's spit and dirt. All it takes is a flu that killed a few 85 years old missing a lung for the new world order to step in and take away our rights as living, breathing fucking human beings, and the masses to cheer them for it.
Spit and dirt, my friend.

youtu.be/VLVdjLbXdm4?list=PLJ2qtwJ91OFwdIEbEp0c0zdvBTIGQ34HI

Me too. Corona didn't change anything for me. While other's gains wither away get sick and die. I will be ripped and strong.

Stuck in house due to quarantine. Me and roommate are having a considerable amount of fun cooking and eating good meals, and playing DOOM eternal. We are having to workout in the house (thank god for door frame pull up bars). Also, it is nice to not have to deal with psycho women for a few weeks.

Dubs say you get Covid-19 and die.

im starting to hate niggers and jews even more, but thats a pretty standard progression for me.

Woke up. Good breakfast. Good workout. Ran to home depot for supplies for my quarantine home projects. Took dog on walk.

Today has been a good day.

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been doin my yardwork, forearms, traps and neck are more sore than i ever knew possible

The sexual tension must be intense

I unironically don't think I have ever been touched romantically.
I feel you bro.

He bent over today to grab a cooking pan and I almost lost my shit in front of him

I used to clean bathrooms at Walmart once. 11teen/10 would not do this.the chems in the cake would fry what ever brain cells you have left and the amount of urine from lower class Americans would leave you in the hospital for days.

Yeah I got 2 bars here bro, they both have a couple plates on them and they're always open.

>nice

Anyone doing this isn't that smart to begin with user. I wouldn't worry too much about the wasted potential.

Not bad. Doing daily Murphs to stay Yas Forums.

I gave up and I have started to realize my youth is gone. I am a virgin and I missed all my chances. I will probably lose my virginity to a hooker. My first girlfriend will probably not know she's my first until I tell her.
Both the job and the housing markets in my country are so shit I'll probably have to move to a different city or switch companies before I can even think of renting my own flat. The dream of buying a place depends pretty much on windfall. If I strike gold on the stock market or win the lottery then maybe. Other than that I'll probably live with my parents until I'm 45 unless a revolution happens in my life. Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't. But at this point I'm actively trying to stop fantasizing and making unrealistic plans. I'm extremely unhappy and hopeless. I'm also on a straight way to alcoholism since I have to work from home. I turn off my work computer and then start my personal one immediately. I just wait for a socially acceptable time to start drinking and then have three strong beers. Then I go to sleep and the next day the cycle continues. The coronavirus shit actually showed me with even greater clarity how boring and uninteresting both me and my life are.