>gf wakes me with blowjob, she goes to work >take winstrol, smoke a bowl, eat 12 fried eggs for breakfast >lift at home gym >fuckyeahnewrecordonbench.jpeg >call up teenage tranny side bitch to celebrate >she comes over, we 69, drink each other’s cum, pass out, then fuck again >kick her out in the afternoon >another bowl and go for a hike >gf comes home with tickets to a concert for us and one of her other girlfriends we’ve fooled around with before >will probably go clubbing after and fuck in a threesome
Why haven’t you taken the pansexual pill yet fit? Live like a Roman already.
You post a picture of 8/10's, but in reality all I see from redditors and channers bragging about three-somes are complete trolls I wouldn't even get hard for.
>OP offers slice of lifestyle that doesn’t hurt anyone and makes him happy >seething incels come out of the woodwork
Holy fucking COPE when did this board become a bigger crab bucket than r9k?
Brandon Rivera
This lifestyle hurts him and the people around him. Are you not aware of the consequences hedonism brings? If your life is build around pleasures you will desire more and more as time passes by. Fetishes escalate, people become objects, food doesn't taste good anymore. Your brain releases so much dopamine that the receptors absolutely overflow and become less sensitive. Only the hard stuff will feel good. You loose the ability to just enjoy a sunny day or listen to the rain. You can no longer be happy by just existing. The endgame of hedonism is hell on earth. What will you do when you are 50, with no skills, no wife, no family and no joy in life whatsoever? It's not the right way. Growth and contribution is.
Carter Lopez
>learn to use your time in a meaningful way.
Meanwhile, you're still on Yas Forums just like the rest of us.
Jason Sanchez
So much s o y in one picture, goddammit. I'll never grow my beard again.
Ian Gutierrez
>Live like a roman Rome ain't doin so good right now, bud. Probably a few reasons for that
Jayden Kelly
Yeah, encouraging trannies and likely spreading STDs is not hurting anyone or anything.
>Post nose, you mass replying, degeneracy supporting piece of shit.
John Nelson
WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE?
Hunter Reyes
>right one >tats >flat ass oof, genetics were not kind to her
Cooper Collins
So when will 4channel return to banging sluts and having fun being edgy instead of the highly religious tradlarping?
Zachary Russell
OP's the one who's larping here
Cooper Sanders
Don't worry, one day you will probably grow up too.
poor snorlax having to deal with all that degeneracy
Luis Moore
Sounds like a sad, degenerate lifestyle, fren.
Jaxon Watson
no, but with stupidity
Noah Parker
Wypipo
Ryan Martinez
how unfuckable must that guest be? anything goes, we all fuck each other, but not you, Guest.
Connor Evans
>Live like a Roman already. retard anyways no. simple as. post body
Christian Smith
>I read 2 books on philosophy and now I am enlightened Keep posting demon slayers and greek statues and screaming into the void, the high horse you think you stand on still lives in a basement
>this post sent from my wife's boyfriend's basement
Mason Hill
Exactly this. Just because everyone else has turned into a giant fucking retard doesn’t mean you have to. Live life simply and wholesomely.
Bentley Harris
>smokes weed checks out
Thomas Hall
i hate that ugly freaks like video games that i do. i wish cute normie chicks would play animal crossing with me
Asher Myers
You too, user. You too.
Aiden Sullivan
And you, user. Maybe you will too.
Ethan Watson
You clearly don't realize that this is a conservative board. Fucking liberal faggot
Matthew Howard
It never lasts. Something always gives. OP obviously is new to it if he's excited to "brag" about it on Yas Forums (and if he's still with his gf)
Carson Hernandez
haha u r gay
Charles Miller
>teenage tranny
Aka mentally ill underage boy
John Evans
Unironically based. If you're open with your gf about it it's all good lad. Monogamous should be restricted to families imo and even then you should have some freedom to keep things spiced up.