Have you taken the /pan/ pill yet fit?

>gf wakes me with blowjob, she goes to work
>take winstrol, smoke a bowl, eat 12 fried eggs for breakfast
>lift at home gym
>fuckyeahnewrecordonbench.jpeg
>call up teenage tranny side bitch to celebrate
>she comes over, we 69, drink each other’s cum, pass out, then fuck again
>kick her out in the afternoon
>another bowl and go for a hike
>gf comes home with tickets to a concert for us and one of her other girlfriends we’ve fooled around with before
>will probably go clubbing after and fuck in a threesome

Why haven’t you taken the pansexual pill yet fit? Live like a Roman already.

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>thinking this is based

Lol

>she
>each other's cum

>trannys
>weed

Yeah that’s a no from me dawg. I’m actually trying to build a decent life for myself.

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Filthy degenerate, maybe one day you will grow up and learn to use your time in a meaningful way.
Shitty larp btw.

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How’s that working out for you in this day and age

Fuck off

I remember when the faggotry was just a meme.

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PLEASE kill yourself

>Modern culture is degenerate so I'm gonna join in!
The phrase "if you can't beat them, join them" doesn't just apply to everything.

Jesus; at least come up with an appealing lie.

faggots and trannys should kill themselves

left right middle

Traditional monogomy is the only way. Kill yourself fag

I find it difficult to believe that anyone can live a hedonistic lifestyle and still be fit.

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Yeah. Being pansexual is based.
But nowadays, I just fuck my legal loli wife.
1. Because nothing can beat legal cunny.
2. Because she's my wife.

I legitimately hope you die in agony, OP.

>He thinks his relationship is healthy
Lmao

Based, redpilled and checked

I can only imagine how sad and empty your life is that you have to come here and pretend to brag that you lead a differently sad and empty life.

I would pity you if you were not so pathetic.

Unfunny tripfag, youtube tier comment

based

Just so I can break your illusion:
Where will you be at 50?

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You post a picture of 8/10's, but in reality all I see from redditors and channers bragging about three-somes are complete trolls I wouldn't even get hard for.

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>OP offers slice of lifestyle that doesn’t hurt anyone and makes him happy
>seething incels come out of the woodwork

Holy fucking COPE when did this board become a bigger crab bucket than r9k?

This lifestyle hurts him and the people around him. Are you not aware of the consequences hedonism brings? If your life is build around pleasures you will desire more and more as time passes by. Fetishes escalate, people become objects, food doesn't taste good anymore. Your brain releases so much dopamine that the receptors absolutely overflow and become less sensitive. Only the hard stuff will feel good. You loose the ability to just enjoy a sunny day or listen to the rain. You can no longer be happy by just existing. The endgame of hedonism is hell on earth. What will you do when you are 50, with no skills, no wife, no family and no joy in life whatsoever?
It's not the right way. Growth and contribution is.

>learn to use your time in a meaningful way.

Meanwhile, you're still on Yas Forums just like the rest of us.

So much s o y in one picture, goddammit. I'll never grow my beard again.

>Live like a roman
Rome ain't doin so good right now, bud. Probably a few reasons for that

Yeah, encouraging trannies and likely spreading STDs is not hurting anyone or anything.

>Post nose, you mass replying, degeneracy supporting piece of shit.

WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE?

>right one
>tats
>flat ass
oof, genetics were not kind to her

So when will 4channel return to banging sluts and having fun being edgy instead of the highly religious tradlarping?

OP's the one who's larping here

Don't worry, one day you will probably grow up too.

Based and Slanneshpilled

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you think she was born with those tattoos?

what a mountain of muscle that dude is wow

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This is the type of people that call them selves pans. Also enjoy your herpes from the tranny

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> 4 mohawks

This is a thing?

poor snorlax having to deal with all that degeneracy

Sounds like a sad, degenerate lifestyle, fren.

no, but with stupidity

Wypipo

how unfuckable must that guest be? anything goes, we all fuck each other, but not you, Guest.

>Live like a Roman already.
retard
anyways no.
simple as.
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>I read 2 books on philosophy and now I am enlightened
Keep posting demon slayers and greek statues and screaming into the void, the high horse you think you stand on still lives in a basement

Oof, look at those old nastie roasties...

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Even the story you just made up is for fags only.

>this post sent from my wife's boyfriend's basement

Exactly this. Just because everyone else has turned into a giant fucking retard doesn’t mean you have to. Live life simply and wholesomely.

>smokes weed
checks out

i hate that ugly freaks like video games that i do. i wish cute normie chicks would play animal crossing with me

You too, user. You too.

And you, user. Maybe you will too.

You clearly don't realize that this is a conservative board. Fucking liberal faggot

It never lasts. Something always gives. OP obviously is new to it if he's excited to "brag" about it on Yas Forums (and if he's still with his gf)

haha u r gay

>teenage tranny

Aka mentally ill underage boy

Unironically based. If you're open with your gf about it it's all good lad. Monogamous should be restricted to families imo and even then you should have some freedom to keep things spiced up.